ITT: Ask a high school teacher anything

ITT: Ask a high school teacher anything

U ever get a kid u fucking hate

you ever get a kid you want to fuck?

ever had mad sexual desires over some student

Ever just want to break some kids neck?

you ever hear gossip about a kid that made you think different of them? also what is the worst thing a kid has done in your class

Every period, every year. Most of the time the biggest troublemakers or shitkids are black.
Absolutely. Any teacher that tells you otherwise is lying, or afraid to say so without anonymity. I sometimes beat off to my favorite kids.
Every day.
>Gossip
Definitely. I hear sad stories about kids with drug dealing parents or abuse stories all the time, so I try to be a little bit nurturing towards them, more than I would normal students.
>Worst thing a kid has done
Some kid told his parents I called him a "cotton picking nigger" and his parents blew up on the principal. I never did that (I thought it), ended up having to take some class so I didnt lose my job.

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Nobody has questions for a teacher? I thought most of Sup Forums was 15-18 kids nowadays.

please respond

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has a student ever hit on you?

Several have. I'm fresh out of college so I'm a hot young piece of ass. Two have tried to give me their number, but I declined. I wish I could have fucked one of them though, but I love my job.

what is the dumbest thing a kid has ever said to you?

"Where are we?"
Context, we were doing some activity with a globe and she couldn't locate the United States.

Fucking pathetic.

What's pathetic?

no most of us are teachers

what's the most inappropriate thing a colleague has said to you about a student?

I've only been teaching for 2 years so nothing really comes to mind. I guess last year there was a lice breakout and a colleague joked about staying away from patient zero, but that's hardly worth mentioning.

When are you going to post pics of the students you're fucking?

>I sometimes beat off to my favorite kids.

You have students that wear yoga pants?

Any of your students flirt with you, or tease you?

Have you ever looked up any of your favorite students on Facebook (or wherever) and saved pics of them to jerk off to?

>Yoga pants
YES. Yoga pants are a gift from the gods. You can see everything from the color and fabric of her panties to the shape of her pussy lips. Funny story though, I have a boy this year who is a flaming homosexual and he wears yoga pants often.

Forgot to finish this, sorry
>Flirting
Yes, this was already answered here >Looking up students on facebook
I did this once and felt very gross afterwards, never did it again. I just use my imagination now.

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