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cara

zara

Anglos out

ajajaja

Is it secret... is it safe?

the good ol' personal library

there's an article on the daily express that says a german 'green party' mep ordered the UK to dissolve its links with the commonwealth.

I read the article and researched the quote, and all the guy said was that brexit was an opportunity to end british tax-haven policy.

The express then extrapolated this not only to dissolving relations with british territories and dependencies: like cayman islands or jersey, but also suggested that implied ending the commonwealth of nations with countries like australia, India.

I decided to retort the article in the comment section of it, ppointing out that the quote was nothing to do with the latter, and had to be pretty loosely interpreted to suggest that former (because by the same token, he'd be suggesting that the UK needs to cut ties with the city of london).

However my comment never made it past 'being moderated' and subsequently never appeared on the comment section.

Instead comments about how germany was trying to conquer the world and how the queen was there to defend the commonwealth etc appeared.

really surprised lads, its not only a shame that people get duped like this, but its a greater shame that you cannot pull the wool from their eyes over their eyes.

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dont particularly care

Need suggestions QUICK

really miss the gf lads

spend everyday in bed smoking and listening to piano choons haha fuck sake

keep choking and nearly dying

need to start chewing my food

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how was your weekend

fucked it already

make me a meme

Don't laugh at me bitch, I pinged your GPS and I'm outside your fucking house

>that emoji

definitely a single mum

BRENDA

giz a go at your gash and i might pull out

just realized we have literally made the USA into our bodyguard and now we just watch back in the shadows in retirement.

bretty smart

reckon the janny is a habitual /brit/ poster

he seems to know your gimmicks intimately(i was going to say "our gimmicks" but i'm a yank and don't belong here)

>ywn live in a comfy 1970s Soviet commieblock

youtube.com/watch?v=kCTrNb4uC-Y

>wanting to live

what are you supposed to do in this situation

kate, you 8, you make me want to masturbate

would love to take janny right up his arsepipe

emoji says you've ruined it already lad move on

are Argentinians quite patriotic? these girls are always wearing Argentinian football shirts

Do you like rimming men?

soon

>bretty smart

your country is borderline irrelevant at this point. Literally the 3rd most important country in europe, arguably 4th.

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more please x

was eating doritos last week and didnt chew one properly and it went down the wrong way
could feel it stuck in my throat. the pain was a constant radiating feeling, there was a good two second gaps between it
very surreal

so we seen infinity going outwards but what stops infinity going inwards?

thats brazilian shitposting m8

we have thm each day and we don't know how to counter them

let's see the dicc

what's your favourite meme?

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that's a Racing shirt, they're an argie club

We are the most relevant country in Europe by far unlike you are not in the most important in the world. You're behind China,Russia and India.

you ever seen hypernormalisation? living in the ussr sounds so horrifically grim. Like all the worst parts of living on an english council estate amplified by 50

tinder makes me fucking depressed

weve been on to this since the 40s

a Macedonian complaining about the Brazilian shitpost, holly molly

>China, Russia, and India

Saudi Arabia and Israel too

tell her we had great weather today

good doc

just despise to opposite sex
even women do it

i saw that movie

adam curtis is best doc maker if you ask me

this analyst on rt reckons there will be more attacks in russia in the next few days

When and where

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you're a spastic
stick to law

>A Macedonian not posting dodgy webms

nah

also la's answer:

always liked the name robert for a boy, very strong and masculine
alexander as well, then he could go by alex when hes young so he doesnt look like a twat and alexander if he grows up into a white collar professional or when hes old and wants to sound more dignified

lads give me a classic simpsons episode to watch

just finished camp krusty was a laff

almost every other girl here is doing the "send me $5 and see what happens ;)" shit

fuck off yank

the UK is the strongest country in europe and one of our greatest allies

no, but I doubt a meme "documentary" can capture the daily life of a Soviet citizen

airstrip one

>best doc maker
>anyone other than louis theroux

>always liked the name robert for a boy, very strong and masculine

life's alri

i live alone
swallowed a huge chunk of pork and it got stuck
was struggling to breathe but luckily managed to cough it out

don't want that to happen again or i'll end up dead and only found like 4 days later

airstrip 69

really enjoy his work

>no the ussr was cool trust me, like have you heard their epic anthem?

>just finished camp krusty was a laff

They just made a sequel this year called Kamp Krustier

Watch that instead

wish someone would bring me crisps
the only reason i'm not round as a football is because i'm too lazy to get comfort food most of the times desu

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haven't even had any of those. should i end it already

I like Russia

I'm a russiaboo, I don't even care

>best doc maker
>anyone other than Stacey

lol @ you morons fucking clueless

footballs aren't round

Hello smithers you are quite good at turning me on

feel really uneasy after watching adam curtis docs.

erm
you should probably ignore that

more over-rated film than hypernormalisation? adam curtis is a genius for catering to pseudo-intellectuals though

FUCK OUT OF OUR THREAD

homer the heretic
>any simpsons episode after season 7
no lad

willy won't work when i need it to but doctors won't even consider giving a viagra prescription if you're not at least 40

so fucking stupid

t. REAL intellectual

really want to see her fanny desu, bet she's got a ginger bush

gatestoneinstitute.org/10124/london-mosques-churches
How did this happen?

1. Herzog
2. Theroux

The rest don't matter

>ask a deep question about physics
>gets ignored for
>LOL TINDER WOMYN HAHAHAHA LOL XDDDDD SIMPOSNS PAST S 10 WTF LOL XD

WATCH IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY

oh get fucked you stupid fat yank cunt i'd fucking batter you

whats a shrimp and why is captcha forcing me to select? does it mean prawns?

alpha names:
julius
alexander
cyrus
robert
friedrich
alfred
william
basil

pleb opinions

>always
I DO NOT KNOW how you can know that-unlesss...
you're a pathetic wanker creep??

t. William

Your shit name is not in the rest's league

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>julius
>cyrus
>friedrich
>alfred
>basil
asking to be bullied all their lives

ken burns is good
baseball and civil war are top all-time docs

>deep question
oh my dayssss bruv

>theroux
quite like are louis
think he's quite like a lot of the awful middle class cunts in this general, but he's actually alright