Watching moving talking picture

>watching moving talking picture
>actor I'm supposed to be paying attention to doesn't flush his toilet before he's done peeing to try to perfectly time the two actions ending at the same time

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>character is peeing

>he doesn't walk backwards to see how far he can arc his piss and still hit the bowl

ruins my suspension of disbelief tbqhwyf

you ever turn the head of your dick upside down while peeing. I call it "phantom peeing" it's so fucking weird.

>character is peeing
>there not sitting down

the whole time?

Yeah, standing up, turn it upside down before you start peeing. So weird.

Yeah, I do a handstand

>character is peeing
>doesnt jerk off a little bit
uhhh guys

>character takes a shit
>it doesn't take 5 hours

>character doesn't have any ventilation or air freshener in their bathroom

This
>character is making fecal matter
>doesn't have to deal with a dreaded never ending wipe
Why are bowel movements not an integral piece of character development in kino

>Actor goes to pee
>He doesn't bite down on a bar of soap to prevent biting off his tongue as he pees blood

How am I supposed to relate?

>character's taking a shower
>doesn't pinch the end of his foreskin shut so that it inflates like a water balloon with his piss
>doesn't point it upwards and see if the resulting burst doesn't reach his chin

Many a good TV show ruined immersion with that oversight. Literally dropped them immediately after.

someone give me an imgur album link of this goddess please thanks

I saved the image in the hopes that if I keep posting it, one day someone will know the sauce.

Name two cineramas that pull this off

>foreskin

>character has foreskin
>forgets to get himself circumcised
Always kills the movie for me.

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reverse image search spelled her name as "gayer"

jesus christ

That would only save time if you were watching your toilet flush the entire time. There's literally no benefit of flushing before you're done peeing.

It's one of those things women just don't understand.

But women don't have a hole for peeing. Why would they even be in this thread?