Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed out of spite.

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Rate my dick.

still here
>for now

youtu.be/3u32fEv6Zo0


6/10

shave

WHY YOU DO DIS

Says missle dick

Still here

Alright? ALRIGHT!? Are you some kind of dirty time zone traitor!?

H-hmph.

For entertainment and because you are teasing me. :3

Kicking someone there is not nice at all~

I have a lot of experience with dicks

It would be 7, I just don't like hair

Uh no. I just dont really care what time it is.

im CST, watcha gonna do about it

he deserves it, as do you

(Shinobu)
>checked
Huh, sounds reasonable. Tho my spawn is between a jungle and a desert, so I think I'll just keep digging for now.
And yeah, but it's a real pain trust me..

Take me to bed with you when you go.

Hi yumanon. Why up so late?

Remember not to take me too seriously. :3 Sleeping when the sun is up sucks though.

Openly mock you for not living in the best time zone. Ha!

Wow
I don't think I've done anything that bad ; ;

My image ran away.

Can't sleep I guess, what about you, don't-know-where-you-live user?

Pretty bored.
Uploaded the voice file to vocaroo.

I dont really. Its fine.

Still here

you're trying to take my darling wife

the underground desert and jungle both have alot of unique loot, but both are pretty dangerous places
>jungle is by far the roughest biome in the game pre-hardmode

yea, i was planning on learning coding for awhile, then i got started on it and it looked like it was gonna be a huge pain in the ass so i stopped

no

watcha doin now?

Deciding if I want to play destiny or runescape

I tried and failed to sleep because I suck at everything right now. Let's just call it east Phoenix even though I'm not really close to Phoenix at all.

Fucking black magic.

Also Shinobu got trips and said to post Rory butt, I saw it with my own two eyes. Do it.

I'm not sure if I should take that in an insulting way. Buy me one of those eye patch thingies.

I sing this to her every night before I go to sleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Straight to the point, I like it.

It was worth a shot.

those are both weird ways to spell dark souls

lies and slander, besides ive already seen rory butt

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>Hover over Embed button
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I wanna hear it from Shinobu. With a trips in the post.

Oh now I remember you, so is it about to be 3am there too?

Hmm... my falchion does hunger for blood...

Why would I insult you? Eye patch thingies?

feed it

Too bad it won't get salt cause steam you need to friend someone in order to message them

You're suppose to just play along! What the heck!

The lyrics fit so well though. I won't ever give her up~

Fuck, my plan has been foiled.

Good, I was a bit worried for you since I thought my memory was bad. Indeed it is, aren't you MST/Arizona time still?

I-I don't know. Playfully, maybe? I can't remember what they are called but you wear them when you sleep. Not the pirate kind.

get

looks like it

honestly it's mostly cuz you forgot your image when I was replying, didn't know who it was

Well then, without proper equipement let's just not go there. At least for now
>that means I'm not going there anytime soon
I requires determination.... Or pressure. When your teacher requires you to learn you kinda have no other options but to learn, so..
YouKnow, nice to see you. What's the good news today~?

Narmaya

too bad that she's not yours
>cashing in digits to claim for life
>

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Seras claimed

Goodmorning fellas

Thought you still were but you're right on the border. I'm fairly new and we haven't interacted much so I would forgive you if you forgot anyway. I'm surprised I wasn't posting Louise in the thread we spoke about that in.

Your repeating digits have no power over me!

Heterochromia is cute.

I dont do that. A sleep mask

get the salt from their tears

oh i suppose i should mention, if you're ever wandering around at night, pic up any fallen stars you see, they're used to craft mana crystals that increase your maximum mana
proper equipment could just be a weapon with decent knockback, enemies cant hurt you if they cant get to you
>well unless they're ranged lol
yea.... my teacher required me to learn so i stopped going to class

I said before, don't let louise bully you, not like we haven't had this problem before. Though I do like Uzuki more

But they're the MOST POWERFUL DIGITS I've ever rolled!
but she is mine and i will not share her

I assume that is some sort of greeting. Welcome.

Good morning to you too.

Noted, but not really and I will probably forget. That's the word(s) I was looking for!

It's fine, it gives me an excuse to bully them back. Uzuki is adorable, right?

It was a kind of impressive get but it won't make me give up! NOTHING WILLLLLLLLLLLL

I say keep posting Louise.

2 of my favorite claimers at the same moment. How are you lads?

BUT YOU SHOULD
I'm doing well, you?

>wandering out at night
>with zombies and that bullshit eyes and all that crap
Nah thanks I like my comfy little house a lot more~
And that makes a lot of sense actually. Gonna search for that kind of weapon
Ah, shite. Well... THat's also an option I guess.

quite the cutie, I love pink
If you want to be mean u.u

It's just the way I claim in here
Thank you and hello, I haven't seen you before

I can finally walk again, so pretty good. Did some heavy weed today holy shit htat was good

I want my waifu.
You get fucked up pretty often, huh?

Just 3 hits so no biggie. but yeah I do it pretty often

Ok. No problem

You sound like a bad influence, user. Encourage me more.

Trying to think of ways to make myself more sleepy. My lullaby request earlier was denied. How much free time do you have this morning?

Do you see all these bad influences ITT? I got the same kind of answers when I made a few posts this afternoon. You should be thanking me for being so kind if anything instead of bullying me.

Right? I think Louise made me fall in love with pink hair.

I see. I'm fairly new I suppose so that is not surprising. What should I call you? Uzuki is fine for me though Louise is my real waifu.

Are you still playing WoT?

Do it. They are your waifu after all.

Yes. I dont do too much

I am done with school already so the whole day. And smoke weed, its helps and makes you sleep like an angle

*yawns*

You seem to like louise poster?

Today was a simple day, mowed the lawn, washed my car and it was payday
Hows your day?

Ah yes of course!

I don't do it very often at all
you shush up.
I am grateful and thankful, but I still dont want you posting her.

well when your down underground keep an eye out for big hearts too
>about the same size as your character
break them to get life cystals that incease your max health
comon, eyes arent that bad, and you can just jump over zombies most of the time, if you've gotten the merchant to move in you can buy lesser potions from him
>healing potions have a cooldown before you can use another one though
yea, i spent about a month in college before i said fuck it and dropped out, never been a fan of school anyways, idk why i thought college would be any better

Make me~

impossible

Its just that I always do it with friends.

Then onwards I quest.

I feel guilty if I do it too much though.

There's nothing wrong with that. Your reply seemed a bit hurried so I was making an educated guess.

Are you Euro or something? I can't smoke because I am currently looking for a new job. I also have an addictive personality so if there is any in my house I won't be able to stop until it is gone it seems, I used to spend a lot of money on it.

Give tiredness please.

I was talking about the character but the poster is okay too I suppose.

:3c I'll say it again, you are way too honest. This is the easiest way I have to tease you for now.

I wish I had those :o
ugh..ask me questions then!

I live in Netherlands so its legal.
Just make some, you're nice enough!
Trust me it isn't hard

Im done now. Just watching sitting now.

She can be nice surprisingly, Louise and her poster

I wish I had your energy

Why?
Like what?

whoops, see second response

It is! Thank you, though.
Er, sorry
how can I stop you?

Why? Are you anxious?

Give dobby a sock. :^)

Sounds pretty nice, at least it wasn't too tireing, right?
And I've been programming pretty much since I woke up, so pretty busy
How are your builds going so far~?
Huh, now that sounds interesting. More HP is always welcome, so I'll keep my eye out for them!
Well, making a better weapon first would sound like a plan first, but after that... I'll try!
Ah, cooldowns, by greatest enemy.... Are they long?
Well you probably wanted to give it a shot. Too bad it didn't work out for you... But hey, you can lern on your own if you ever feel like it~

yes
YOU STOP THAT SMUGS

I'm a bit jelly. Medical is legal in my state but I do not have a card, America seems to slowly be flipping on that issue though.

The only downside is when I smoke I can't remember my dreams.

No plans for the next few hours? I'm just watching youtube videos and talking here/elsewhere.

I agree on both accounts, including the surprisingly.

Take my energy from me.

Because the other Louise has grown on me and it seems they get actually upset when I do it.

I'm so confused. If you are who I think you are you want me to ask them here~?

Nah its all good
Interesting, you've been busy lol
Made progress on ds2.. but I've come to find out ds2 is rather dead..

But im bored.
Nope. Just going to sit around. Anything good
Im just messing around. I know how it triggers them and stuff.

naw, but ask them.

But how do we make the transfer?! u.u

But she is mine.

That explains.
I never remember my dreams.
Post cute sock pic tbh

I dont think someone else posting them will take them away from you

Glad to hear that
Yeah, I want to finish this as soon as I can
Wait... And the Bridge? Don't tell me the Bridge is dead, that's like telling Oolacile PvP is dead.

Just Naru is fine
How come the shift in avatar?

I haven't gotten a single invasion, no red signs on floor.. Not even in the bell tower, I fucking hope it's just the soul memory

It's hard to meet new people
but it makes me jealous

Does Chara have much friends?

Jealousy is good. Makes you work harder.

Nothing worth watching honestly. Mostly streamer highlights from some stuff that I have missed the past few days while sleeping for absurd amounts of time.

This has already turned out better than expected.

How old are you again? I need to know if I should have my naughty filter on or not.

I know somebody else like you, too. I remember my dreams most nights and I still occasionally get sleep paralysis when I nap during the day. Dreaming while fighting to be awake is pretty terrifying.

Nice to meet you then, Naru. Out of respect mostly since they were in these threads first though I do like to tease from time to time.

Bun. How much sleep

I'm 20

nice image

Not a ton, no.
would you believe I already work as hard as I can for her
How so?!