WHOA THESE ARE SOME BAD MOMS

WHOA THESE ARE SOME BAD MOMS

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA EL JUSTOOOOO

MOM?!?!?!!!!

>tfw mila klunis and kristen bell have the sexiest feet in all of hollywood
>tfw they will never simultaneously trample my penis and face with their sexy soles

the absolute madwomen

Haha this is so true and relatable because everyone knows moms do all the work in a marriage and they deserve to go crazy because they are so overworked and stressed and the world is against them, toy go girls!

SON'S
GONNA
FREAK

OH MAN SHE FREAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>non american bad moms movie

>one of them gets an abortion
>one of them cheats on her husband and divorces him
>one of them thinks she can make it as a single mother

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Why are Jews so insecure?

Uh, you don't get to bring moms

DAD'S GONNA FREAKING BEAT HER ASS

Jews will not stop until white people are made extinct.

jenna

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This isn't even subtle.

At least they acknowledged that the foreskin was the most sensitive part of the dick.

Really jews?

been with one guy who was uncut. his penis looked like a worm it was so gross.

You tell 'em shlomo.

Don't let one bad uncut dick ruin you perspective. There are plenty of cute uncut dicks out there!

End yourself.

ROASTIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wonder if they will cut thishurrdurr in the foreign versions due to The Jew's limited range.

Kirsten Bell and Mila Kunis are now "mom" tier actresses

I do not want to see my waifus become old. Time is not fair.

That's really gay, dude

you literally can't even see a difference when it's erect Tbh

>a friend of mine does the whole foreign exchange student thing in the US
>is a bit promiscuous and has sex with a handful of guys
>tells me that it felt like they were trying to stab her to death to reach climax and their dicks felt like dry, cement-like dildos.
>most of the guys had to lube up for some reason(People with their foreskins attached don't have their seminal fluids absorb into their cork-like texture of a dick like cutfags do)
>She felt really fucking sore from the whole endeavor and didn't come at all
>the guys were really proud that they made her scream and laughed when she said she felt sore("I gave you a good fuckin', right?")
>She only came when a black guy fucked her and he had his skin intact.

That's how it looks when it is flaccid, you dumb cunt.
It pulls back when erect.
The foreskin protects the gland from chafing and infection.
The hard wood-like dicks you are used to can be used to hammer nails in.
There are women out there who have no fucking idea how a dick works and have fucked 10s of guys already.

>generic cereal

Rustled.

you know that if a whore tells you ll her sex sotries, she thinks that you are gay or asexual, right ?

Hahahahaa, yeah, same with those stupid clitoral hoods and labia majoras!

Fucking women, fucking jews, I'm fucking done.

I'm married and she's an old friend from high school. She is an adult and can take care of herself.
You can have platonic relationships with female friends that you have no desire to fuck.

I'm all for uncut penises but she sounds retarded.

Most of the lubrication in sex has nothing to do with whether he's cut or not. Also, if she's getting fucked too hard or long then bitch say something. Stop being a passive lay.

You ain't special bitch plenty of other whores who would enjoy playing with his dick

Will you fuck off with your putting a space in front of paragraphs shit? I've seen you doing this for weeks and it's triggering my autism. Or get a trip so I can filter you

Someone just get triggered.

Well, she did tell a guy to slow down, but he just hammered on like he had one nerve cell in his dick.
He was extremely nervous afterwards that she would report it as rape.
Thankfully she wasn't some liberal feminazi and just told him to relax.
I wouldn't even try to fuck anyone at an American college in fear of the girl pulling the consent afterwards.

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Yes I addressed both of these in my post you dumbfucks

That's not true in all cases.
My brother does all of the cooking, cleaning, child rearing and still manages to work a 9 to 5.
His wife on the other hand is a pill popping cunt and a piece of shit.

Someone just addressed both of these in his post.

She's cool about it but he's still a complete asshat for basically using someone's vagina like it's a fleshlight.

Not tumblr, just not an twat.