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Promethean Edition
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cara

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>nigger

why didnt you post for ages

>get £24,000 in parking tickets
>go to court
>judge tells you to pay them
>say it's against your human rights
>get let go

hello nigger

the "g"f

hello liam

work now so i'm not here most dweekdays

...

emily bloom

opinions etc?

whats your job?

look at this cheeky bint
would love to shag her and then lay the smackdown for being a cunt desu

ugly belly button

£24k is a bit fucking ridiculous, especially since she sounds like a bit of a povvo in the first place

Did she get let off?

its not shit but i also don't want to get bullied

rent boy

everything i eat is usually so plain so bland so boring

i'm looking for a tour de force in my mouth not tasteless filler

average slav slag

the gf and her sister, the other gf x

want to gape her asshole open as wide as it will go, press my face into it and scream as loud as I can inside.

No, but she's got no money and lives with her dad, what the fuck are they going to do to make her pay them?

>asshole
fuck off yank

good girl.

pay parking is just extortion from cheapskate landlords

If you can't stop smoking weed, boozing, jerking off, overeating, whatever... You're not truly free. That dosen't mean you're a loser. But none of those things improve your life. They just keep you stuck in the same loop you're in right now.
When you were young, you found things that made you happy and pursued them. The dopamine you got from real friends, relationships, sports, and goals was your reward for doing it. Maybe you got your heart broken. Maybe you lost your job. Whatever the reason, you took something that gave you false happiness. And it made you feel good. Real good. So you did it again. And again. For months. Years.
And while you were busy making false happiness, you forgot how to make real happiness. So you have another hit. You stuff your face with flaming hot garbage and jerk off into the bag. You lose another month. You lose another year.
Addiction is dehumanizing. It takes away all motivation to get out and succeed. "Why should I put in all that work when I can just jack off and play video games? They make me happy!" Because it's not happiness. It's an unearned drip of dopamine. It doesn't matter if your Orc is doing high level raids. It's not real. There is no true reward for anything you don't earn. The struggle we go through is what makes success so sweet. That is real.
I challenge each of you. Drop a habit. The rewards are real. And once you learn how to look at your life objectively and overcome your faults THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN'T ACCOMPLISH. There's a man inside of you that's been beaten down, sedated, and forgotten. But he's still here. You are still here. Let that count for something. Show the world what you're really capable of.
If you don't feel like you can do it on your own, it's ok to seek help. There are a number of resources available to help ending addiction. Find one that works for you. However you go about it is up to you, but take whatever steps you need to get started. Take back your life.

chortling at all the boneless meat sacks going mad at how "BASED XDD" this is

just realized my asshole is light pink colored

need to make her my gf

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/635yzn/comment/dfrkh2p

THEY'RE TAKING OUR FUCKING MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Opinion on liam?

don't get this scenario at all, heard on the radio 20 twenty people have been arrested in relation to the incident. So 20 people went up to one of the many many thousands of brown people in london, found out he's a refugee and then took turns beating him? nah. dodgy.

Don't care
FOB2 'dit

Boring Cunts

Been taking some 10/10 poos lately

Not even memeing

hmmm yes the north
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4374796/Footage-shows-moments-dogs-shot-attacking-shoppers.html

russia is so impotent it's just sad when they try to protect power especially these cringey meme "jokes"

pics

it's from hot fuzz you muroon

æsc > ahss > arse > ass > ehhsss

>tfw janny is a cute grill and her way of flirting is reporting you

she should get a short jail sentence, you can't knowingly break laws and get away with it because you're a runt

been taking some real rabbit dropping ones lately. Quite like it, they're very modular and low commitment, i never have a poo hanging half way out of my bumhole

sell her car?

i dont get it

>spent about half an hour carefully reviving a bee i found by giving it syrup to drink
>watch him slowly move around more and more regaining strength
>starts buzzing and crawling about on the floor
>goes under the couch
> for fucks sake
>lift the couch up, can't see it
>CRUNCH, he died when I put the couch back

what about ayass like the angry video game nerd says

Wonder what her cunt looks like?

good a BIG LONG one yesterday
good colour, strong uniform shape, clean release, but VERY painful

business idea: increase funding for cooking lessons at schools

why do all the tryhard masculine lads on /fit/ have hairless bodies?

all she has to do is ask them to prove the spot was worth 24k in that time.

>Sargon of Akkad makes $4,400 a month off Patreon and Youtube ad revenue
>all for getting sent silly SJW articles and laughing at them

fuck you

Here's the policy the world needs to adopt:

For every non Muslim the goat fuckers kill, we incinerate 1 million muslims in a random city with nuclear weapons.

No more fucking around.

We just incinerate the fucks and take turns doing it.

virginal

æsc = that

i wish emily blunt would step on my bollocks

absolute state of essex

I'm not sure we should wait around

Do you have a newsletter i can subscribe to?

A true patrician ending would've been that he stung you
Not out of anger, but out of love and self sacrifice
And with his dying breath, he whispers into your ear

"rosebud"

Get it? Because he's a a bee

...

I'm pretty sure Build-a-Bear Workshop is the front for some sort of cult.

wish kate beckinsale would eviscerate my bollocks off the face of the earth

NEED emily blunt to suck tenderly on my recently clean shaven supple lightly powdered testicles

>brits in charge of naming things

>couch
FOY
>reddit spacing
FOR

très amusant

>clean shaven
bender

>yanks LITERALLY have like 50 Birminghams in their country
s m h

Fuck's sake she deleted me

going to do a 'cide sometime in my life

Emma Watson lives there

Seriously

For real

actually a bit nervous by the prospect my mate's gf might indoctrinate my gf into joining some kind of depraved bisexual kink cult

Goodbye London, Goodbye France, Goodbye the Queens underpants xD

There's a certain je ne sais quoi to this thread

I shave my balls with a straight razor

prog trance and mdma

Said to a girl "so how much useless small talk am I going to have to use before I get nudes" and got nudes straight away hahaha

she was in my city last weekend

eating pork in solidarity with london and st petersburg

madman

off to depilate the bum crack

entering search queries into the 'seek

NEED cheryl cole to grind my bollocks into a fine dust

if you don't reply to this, these will grow in your mouth tonight

might do this and see how it works out

catfish

quite fitting

(because she's a poo)

i dont shave my pubic hair because I never fuck anyone haha

Josie is a talented writer

Oh
Well imagine
As I'm facing the pews in a church corridor and I can not help to hear
And I can not help to hear an exchanging of words

what was your reply gonna be if she said no/yes/haven't tried?

this tbph

Raiding farms and ritually slitting livestock's throats in support for our marginalised Muslim brethren

...

this was a grill on snapchat who has a pretty big ig following, needed to know my ig first so I wasn't catfishing her I think haha

Regretted it immediately after sending so would have gone with:

'Just kidding, how was your weekend?'

Theresa May and Jeremy corbyn are fucking jokes, your only strong leader is fucking Scotsh creasing myself at you lot

what happens here

Same, but mine is a blunt stick