It's that time again, Sup Forums

It's that time again, Sup Forums

Not even a little interested?

if trips is a robot keychain

Well, that settles that.

smash the chocolat with your dick

roll for Op putting it in his peehole, but only if it's a figure.

Otherwise stickers on balls

i would be in the 90s but now days only toys in them are complete if not click on wings and its complete. In the 90s you would have to give the parents the toy and it was like a 15 piece fighter plane

reroll, dubs this time

dubs were called, dubs confirmed

Keep your socks on. There are enough fucking dick threads on Sup Forums already.

so what do we roll dubs for?

roll for dubs
OP with eat the whole egg, toy and stickers and all

the magical Kinder surprise will cntain a magical heirloom, that OP vanishes inside his foreskin

i think you should do it anyway

Yeah, last one I opened had three pieces that easily slotted into each other plus a sticker. None too exciting.

When I got them as a kid I remember there being tiny elastic bands and little gear mechanisms.

roll

I'm keen

rly ngrs...
wrst thrd vr

yeah those days when kinder actually gave a fuck and produced quality chocolate and quality toys

whats in the toy capsule?

Keep your expectations nice and low.

if stickers, we roll dubs to which body part you stick em

Yeah man, and you're right about the chocolate too. What happened? Did they get bought up by unilever or some shit?

We're getting to that part honey, don't worry.

rolling for forehead

>if stickers

There are always stickers. And they always go on the toy.

take a picture against the sunlight, so we can see whats inside

Or I could just open it.

rolling for whatever

oh boy!

>foobar2000
my nigger

You like that do you?

My bet its 3 pieces

2 pieces?
Fucking really?

Oh shit, son. Give me some wheels!

i take it back, looks kinda flimsy

What's the point of Kinder eggs all you get is shitty little toys

Very disappointed

Worst toy ever. 2 piece garbage.

Gotta have my lossless audio

wrong

I know, it's pathetic.

Badass op!! I'm ready

it's just enough to distract them kids for a few hours before they grow bored of it

>be american
>choke on kinder surprise egg
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot

this is closet i could fine to the 90s but this simular plane from kinder suprise end used to have 12 parts to it

someone should get Ashens to review this shit

I was expecting a PS4

Agreed. Although, I'm totally gonna play with it for five minutes.

Seems like an average day

Today, OP is not a complete faggot!

>mfw in United States and cant have one, never had one....

COOOOOOOOOL

You better fly to somewhere that has them, I have had a shit ton since I was a child and to be honest it is the best chocolate i have ever had.

>sticker is 2 hard 4 op to apply

...

dope.

You got me, user. You truly are the king of kings.

Do more of these threads
Dubs git

It is great, but it doesn't taste like any other chocolate I've had. I bet it doesn't even count as chocolate, or just barely does, so they can slap that on the package

fuk of

shit is ill, son

Thumb up or thumb down for your new toy?

Although it has even less pieces, I prefer it to the last toy I posted here.