So Sup Forums can anyone give me sex advice...

So Sup Forums can anyone give me sex advice? This chick agreed to take my virginity out of nowhere last night but it's kinda hard for me to stay hard. Last time I was with her I only got oral.

> 20
> kind of obese

Anything helps, I got 1 week

I was thinking of drinking more water, walking to places, and cutting porn for a week.

I just want to fucking lose it and then move on with life.

u on the bottom and her on top should help...

1)you wont have to get tired = soft dick
2)she will control the in and out = most chances of her orgasming
3)make sure u emphasize on the fact that there is a chick there that wants u to fuck her
4)drag the whole procedure as much as u can(the convos and shit b4 u do it) to build tension.
5)ask her what she likes - what she doesnt like.
6)if u get soft, use your chubby fingers. Dont get paranoid or nervous. Just finger her.
7)take your time and do your thing.


if u wonna sk anything specific, shoot.

age:32

Don't fap in that week
Relax
Take your time
Look at her

Had kind of the same problem. It took 3 tries, and it's just I was nervous

Bump.

so fuckign beta that he cant even stick around for 2 minutes to have an actual convrersation.

OP, this isn't how real people talk. Stop trying to make yourself look interesting.

Quit porn
Don't fap
Pop some L-arginine pills and some ginseng you can get them at health stores

>"ok, but the soonest i can is next thursday, i have finals"

omfg OP your such a faggot. u fucking kidding me? youre not going to pleasure this girl by making her wait a week for your beta ass. fuck off you fat fucking loser. sad excuses for males like you dont deserve a woman

She's equally fat if that helps

see this:

buckle up and stfu

lol, oh

i bet she lives on the other side of the world.

all u got to do is listen to your enstict...

if u dont really feel like it.... maybe its cause she is ugly...

go get yourself an A class whore and let her know that its your first time.

Lose some weight. That will help.

+ then you go and fuck your girl

Yea

>listen to your enstict

What's with the pink texts? Fatfag

Thanks, at least I have a plan now.
So far this my 2nd attempt
She sent it at 3 am I was asleep
I'll look into the ginseng
Ignore the other guy, she's not fat. Her problem is she doesn't do anything with her life and stays at home all day. So she might be desperate. That's why I decide to make her wait.
Nah, ~ 1 hour away
I wouldn't know where to get a whore.
My fear is getting her pregnant... and I feel bad because I've resorted to fucking a chick with nothing going on literally. But there's a first time for everything
Oh boy... thanks, 1 week I bet I could lose tons


Sorry for late responses

What do you mean? I just make girls pink. Go figure.

well you didnt tell us -that-

so you are a girl?

I swear... see this

Post pic of girl

What? No, but with my small moons I might as well be...

*moobs

...

you are killing me... are u gonna have sex with Honey booboo?

No... I've established she's not fat.

lmao id say its not worth fucking her.

get /fit/ and go to the bar and pick up some qt

She's not fat... Just easier to see

she aint fat, she the loch ness monster

Sorry meant to say

She's not fat, she's established

how about you blind niggers read the thread
OP is a faggot but you are worse

Gonna guess that you're OP here.

''ok but the soonest i can etc etc''

WHAT A BETA ANSWER

I actually know this "girl". Went to same highschool (until she dropped out).

She does not speak English.

Fuck your finals you stupid fat prick
Go and get your dick sucked it one fucking night
BETA FUCK

...

Good for you, dude. Don't fuck this up because this does not happen often.

Foreplay is key. Pussy, nips, etc. Make her wet and cum before you make cum yourself, even if you don't cum, she came and that's important.

Don't fap, drink lots of water and eat healthy to make your cum taste better. Google what's good.

Forget what's in porn, but search for that one video on pornhub where two lesbos show how to perform oral on a girl - issa good tutorial.

and just be urself :')

Good luck.

I have finals. The soonest I can is tomorrow. Would I look better if I go tomorrow?
I'm op

And alright anons, she's not fat...

This is a pity fuck..do it because it will NEVER happen again

No you underwater jew

There ya go anons, I'm going to go and fuck her tomorrow

- op

No, she has not responded yet.

I highly doubt she'll object as she really doesn't do anything

no, you wasted your damn fucking opportunity, she wont reply now and you'll learn your damn lesson

do not send her another fucking message

what he said.

She will, honestly guys. She'll probably just say "ok" or "k"

I may be beta but my main concern was not doing well. I wanna lose it, but honestly I am a little hyped now. What that user said helped "focus on he fact a chick wants you to fuck her"

But I'm still taking advice on anything.

- op

you remind me of a guy who cried when he forgot to bring his pajamas on a school trip

Gotta strike the iron while it's hot. But you came across as indecisive boi. But who know, maybe the girl is really desperate.

I'm waiting.

How romantic

Viagra, Fatboy. Go to your doctor and tell him you are a limp-dick, useless fatbody.
Oh, and bring her a nice gift. She should get a medal for fucking your fat ass.

Well I feel a bit more confident now.

I know I cam of as indecisive but I'll respond back tomorrow. Keep an eye out for a thread at ~ 11 am. I'll post same pink chat.

Also for that guy waiting, she's not gonna respond now. She'll respond like at 2 cause she's asleep.

What?

Did you reply?

What time zone

Start running your fat ass and stop eating fast food.

If you so much as glance at a soda have your friends notch slap your fat ass

Drink aniut 10 glasses of water today.

No tubby, not diet advice. You want your pecker to work than do this.

Dick in butt

you always have difficulty getting it hard? Even when you're fapping alone? Or just when you're with a girl?
Because if it's only when you're with a girl, it's the anxiety that's fucking with your mind.
Just take a sildenafil or something like it before you go meet her, maybe take half a sildenafil and take the other half with you.

I don't have any issues getting hard for men, it's just women.

Yes..? I mean I posted a screen shot for a reason. That's all I've said. She however hasn't responded.

Central, Chicago
I will after finals, I really want to lose weight but school isn't easy. Majoring in EE and minor in CS and math
Hopefully
I'd say both. But with mostly with girls.
Masturbating sometimes I'm soft but I think it's because of excessive masturbation and a but of a heart thing.
I usually get a weird felling in my left arm eating pastries ( I'm fat from other food not sugar) .
This faggot

>I'll lose weight later


No you won't

You either say, I'm doing it now, or your lying to yourself.

Don't bullshit yourself. It forms a pattern

And anything you think you know about sugar is wrong. If you eat anything with sugar youre a fucking fat slob with a limp dick

And don't clear the fucking pipes the day you see her. Better to blow 15 seconds in and get a second shit then to to limp your first time. That shit would just be humiliating.

Maybe your right... but the stress for finals doesn't allow me much time now. I do want to start, I wasn't always fat. I've gained 20 lbs in the last year. I really will start losing weight, these past 3 years have been a roller coaster of fucking stress and for once I'll have a summer to myself. No family or school.

Also I meant I don't eat much sugar, and it's not sugar contributing to me being fat. I'm aware of its consequences.

And what about the pipes?

Bro it's not worth it... dont fuck some fat ugly chick just to "move on with life". It's not a big deal you're gonna fuck some fine ass chick when they wanan fuck you. dont settle for an ugly girl