Prove you're not an Amerifat in 5 words or less

Prove you're not an Amerifat in 5 words or less.

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Kurwa

Are you retarded? The people on the left are fatter than on the right.

i'm not retarded

Where's muh McDonald's?

I just finished my haggis

i drink tea im british

I'm white.

Kurwa mach! :^)

Muslims are invading my country

I'm noguns and sad

I spend most of my day wishing I was American

that baby is clearly an adoption, if you wanna make america seem like cucks at least get a real picture of it, there are tons of real ones

Do you know what a cuckoo actually is?

Oh fack, sorry there, bud

I live in a 60 square foot shithole apartment and drive a 3 cylinder diesel hatchback shitcan. It's all I can afford making 120,000 euros a year

yuropoor=niggers

suck it commies

My academic education doesn't consist of reading "XY for dummies" books.

There are only two genders.

*there are only two sexes
>gender is a social construct

>totally fine with the nigger baby
America truly has become great again?

Ich hasse Juden.

I am a vegan btw

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Pic related is me and my brothers

I speak english and Nazi

Sweden hu akbar

Would you like a crumpet?

1. Gender doesn't exist

2. Gender is a social construct

Pick one

Can go out without gun

I exercise now and again

Differentfag here. Yes you are kys

Extra salad please.

penis pump

I speak a different jazyk

Are you so retarded as to think that the etymology of a word has any relevance on its connotation?

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I am lying down.

MODS

Fag.

Kurwa mać!
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Trump is king if trips

well dude what can i say just busted a fat nut haha

I can run

My penis wasn't mutilated as a child.

I live in Sweden.

>unable to understand one simple rule of the thread
Americuck detected.

Emm! White men really turn me on. No homo.

Holy shit.... I think I know that dude on the amuurican side... where is this pic from?

I weigh 61 kilograms

Muslims ruined my country

>80kg

Just went naked to sauna.

yeah, that narrows it down :\

Cheezburger........ ah shit

If you're going to use the "pick one" meme, at least don't make shit up just to make your joke work.

It's more like:
>1. Gender isn't essential
>2. Gender is a social construct
If you say it like that, 1 leads to 2 and you don't have to pick one.

I can see my toes

>5 words or less

Cuantas copas tenes negro boludo

Fuckin bacon poutine, Eh Buddy?

Fuck off, Ontario.

Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

>Americans can't conjugate the words lie or lay properly
>Americans say "I am laying down"

yes the small town of toronto is fail

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I speak 3 languages fluently

I have small uncircumcised penis.

You also speak fluent
>DUB-DUBS

Even this works:
>I speak 1 language fluently.
kek

white|baguette language|Bodybuilding|CS Player|

can u blow urself up there pls ?

...אני ישראלי, אה, חכה

There is literally nothing wrong with being a muslim.

Fuck off kike.

sippin on me timmies rn

Go fuck a trap, Nazi.

Amerifats detected

That's such an un-patriotic statement (assuming you are an American).

This is what I see 5 min from my house.

There's no hood around me.

This goy is mad.

Nice, Is that mississippi river?

I'm not retarded

colour

>not recognizing the Scheldt
What are you, a fag?

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Pasol naxyu cyka

>Scheldt


Schelde mayne, Schelde

Sorry Dutch bro, Schelde.

I got raped by migrants

I thought America had a huge immigrant problem...
and your PM even called them rapist...