ASMR thread

ASMR thread.

Who's your favorite ASMR whore?

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I know only darling

Hungry Lips

I hate how she does that laugh every time she says "darling". It ain't funny, you phony bitch.

sucks she turned into an sjw dyke

How and when, or are you one of them easily triggered btards?

Before and after

Not him; OP here. She literally did turn into a sjw dyke. She even had a shared account with her lesbian lover for a while until she cheated on her.

Ally, by a vast margin.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZRQbZOHzQ

ASMR Glow

Can't fap to such a masculine chin.

never seen single sjw dyke stuff on her youtube channel

show us the horrible sjw she did or fuck off

Love fapping to clover.

MissASMR

I'm not doing anything for you. Why are you being such a defensive nutjob?

Can confirm. Went with dreads for a while and had some butch ass girl she was dating. I believe the other girl did some asmr stuff too.

>ASMR
what the actual fuck? They supposedly give you the shivers?
Really?

he's a newfag I assume.

cuz I watch her youtube channel and never seen anything sjw or dickey.

if someone came in saying that trump and putin made pro SJW statements and came out as homosexuals I would also want to check it from some sources

rather than some bard saying everything is SJW, everything is reddit,..

well link to some sjw bullshit she did or fuck off, my friend got dreads and all he cares about is weed, not sjw

>good choice
Fuck im tired now

If you're just learning what asmr is, you need to go away.

moar clover please

Evy whispers was her name. She actually posted videos referring to a break up.

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You're a nonsensical mess.

Lol believe it or not. Idgaf

She's not my fave, but this is funny af.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ycgSzc4Grdo

>using sjw unironically
This site is getting more cringeworthy by the day

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She broke up with here dyke "girl" friend and then got into hard drugs and shooting

>GOOGLE IT DIP SHIT

How does it not make sense that I want to see some pics or videos of her being SJW, rather than taking your word for it?

I saw like 20+ her videos, thats why I am doubtful. Do you have IQ of 65 that this concept is so alien to you, that people actually ask for sources for claims?

yeah, she then rob a bank while calling to kill all jews
you google it and link to it

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Freshblush is cute!

>Not watching lobster boy asmr
Pffft noob

> Work as 17-y/o high school tutor, Asian.
> This girl (15) walks in, immediately captivated.
> Age has nothing to do with it.
> Awkward attempts to progress.
> Almost get to date.
> Girl says, "I just want a professional relationship."
> Not sure what that means, freak out and say, "Bye."
> Hours later take it all back!
> Girl adamantly refuses to communicate and fucks up the vibe.
> (Rumor has it) she is lesbian.
> Prepare to talk it out months later; girl no longer goes to the school.
> Hole in heart for a year. Find her online, talk a little.
> Text her over the phone some.
> Girl sounds like I tried to hang her head in a pickle jar.
> Girl promises that if I change sex, she'd be my lover.~

> I get diagnosed with gender dysphoria disorder.
> System is slow as fuck, order hormones from China.
> Package seized twice, third stealth one on the way.

> Find girl on Twitter, bitch blocks me multiple times.
> Girl is 18 now.
> I am 98% rational, the smart one, the wise one.
> Never do her no harm, never hurt her, inconceivable.
> Months more later, bitch still ignores me.
> Nobody ignores me (Lexi).
> Lexi hungry . . .
> LEXI KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> inb4 'lol faek and ghey'
> Full story is marginally more complex.

FUCK THIS BITCH, SHE FUCKED UP MY LIFE, FUCKED UP MY PSYCHE (on purpose), IGNORES ME NOW WTF?!

@_NightlyShadow_

Cringe.

who is that ?

Hey. I'm sure all these people would have linked you to a video if you didn't tell them to fuck off, etc in your first post.

Anyway, continuing to dump more clover.

>would have linked you to a video if you didn't tell them to fuck off
you mean when I told them to link OR fuck off
oh my, 65 IQ is really showing

>inb4 just pretending to be retarded

WhispersRose. Sadly quit her channel.

I have had a mad crush on visualsounds1 for like 6 years.

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Cherry crush is clearly one of the best.
But then again, my favorite, I have no idea.

Lobster boy gonna getcha.

same. it was weird the first time i watched one of her videos, and when i tried another and found out she does it every time, i just got into the habit of hitting L on my keyboard to skip past it

Ran out of clover. Got some Isabel Imagination tho.

imagine if finger boxes were real

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Fingerboxes ARE real. Not even trolling.

i think you're in the wrong thread, dude.

that or this is copy pasta i'm not aware of.

fuggg

Good God she's adorable.
What the fuck is your problem?
My fucking fav no doubt, have you heard her sing yet? if not you need too.

She is ok as a porn actress, too.

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Well to be fair, that is shitty lighting and she was dumped by her fiancee

I've heard it sing. And I loved it.

For some reason, it displease me to see as a porn actor/actress someone I do find interesting for other things (I don't know if I'm clear).
It's not about slut shaming or something, but I prefer to remember something I find artistic than something I find basic...

She does both, and insists on keeping them separate. I enjoy both regardless.

>it
why didn't you just say her?

fuck that, she has a kid. her cooch is prob all stretched out, even if it aint shes used up

Why aren't you guys mentioning actual good ASMRtists like ASMRMagic, fastASMR and ARDRA.

Kinda sad that Christian Noel doesn't make as many videos as she used too.

I understand.
I just don't really like porn in general.

At first I've wrote "I've heard it sing. And I loved her" (because I'm sleepy). I only thought of correcting the second part.

Chink loving race traitor. Also, scammer. Can't fap to her anymore.

Scammer? How so?

Mostly because I don't really like them. Not saying they are bad, just that I don't really like.

>Chink loving race traitor
Fact
>scammer.
Proofs?

What are you, one of them fucking Jap earlicking fetishists?

>YumiJummi
>HungryLips
>LailaLove
>BasedClover
>WillowWysteria (for animefags, not at all lewd)
>Angelica ASMR (sometimes boring but very interesting, not very lewd)

I watch a lot of this stuff, you can tell the kind of person I am from this.
Yumi is my favorite. I know she's probably rich spoiled MILF but who gives a fuck?

Laura Lemure, GentleWhispering, Darya Lozhkina, Palegea

euro/russian accents and language knocks me the fuck out to sleep quicker than anything.

/watch?v=4XJIPWUe4Hc

Anyone have those nudes of Karuna Satori?

Try ValeriyaASMR

ah, thx for the knowledge mate.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. She's on welfare due to her anxiety, but literally dances in public places, etc. Whole lotta shady shit with this bitch.

HeatherFeather is pretty good, Miniyu, PPOMO, Cherry Crush is okay if you can get past the fact that she's a porn star whore (Not attractive, and of course you can find her shit on PornHub). Karuna Satori has been a favorite recently (Sometimes she does shit with her husband but she's also a giant vlog whore).

As for male ASMR? Ephemeral Rift is a great choice, along with ASMattR (Both have done traditional ASMR along with performance/RP, ER is usually known more for performance.)

Heather Feather, I pray for her chubby wins.

tfw heather won't post any videos below the chin because she doesn't want anyone seeing her chubby goodness

Since when was she ever chubby?

>that filename
Not even memeing, but how does she keep getting away with this?

Nice ass. Dances in tight clothes. Can pretty much get away with anything

she isn't. a bunch of people fought back and flagged her videos. That's why she hasn't uploaded anything in a while, because youtube won't let her. Kek.

Does Lilium or Heather feather have Snapchat?

So is cancer and that is (You).

Hated this bitch ever since she deleted her snickers video, which was quite literally her best video

The Finger Boxes are works of art by Ay-O that are the most tactile works of art in the Fluxus project. Ay-O first produced them in 1964. There are rumors that they were invented before WWII, however this is unconfirmed. It is said that all of the original Finger Boxes were destroyed during the fighting. Ay-O is said to have learned of this and claimed the invention for himself.[2] The artworks comprise largely identical hollow cubical wooden boxes with finger-sized holes in one face. As tactile works of art, it is necessary to touch them to perceive them, by placing one's finger into the hole to feel the material that is hidden within the box. The hidden contents of the boxes comprise such various things as beads, bristle brushes, hair, cotton balls, nails, and sponges.

The artist's intent, by including things such as nails, which can potentially prick the finger, in the possible contents of the box is to ensure that the user touches the box with an "enquiring, learning gesture". The finger boxes are also intended to be touched by multiple people at a time, promoting a shared, social, experience of perceiving the work.

MOAR.
I'm close.

Still there? Sorry I disappeared.

Yes, I'm here and ready

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Oh i'd love to slide that up and slide into that thick ass

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mm little whore knows what she is good for

I do find them relaxing, but that's not something I would listen to a lot.

The girls with best voices are usually ugly as fuck and all the cute ones have annoying as fuck videos.

>Hungry Lips

Nice comments.

>Laila Love ASMRotica

You're welcome.

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would rather bang the fat chick, 2bh

ASMR2n4.

Webm related.

it's so tight on her. it would be so easy to rip it off with a hand over her mouth in the dressing room.

What the fuck is up with her face?

She's had that some huge zit on her forehead for over a year now.