Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums
So I'm going to be homeless in a couple of days, nowhere to go, no friends I can stay with, not even for a day, and no money or car.
How fucked am I?
Is there anything I can do or should I just find a way to an hero?

Got a job? Get one.

Homeless shelters exist for a reason, get your shit together.

Free wifi isn't hard to come by, you'll manage.

I'm 21 and this is extremely scary, I don't think my city has a homeless shelter either

There's two options, more are around but these will be the main two.

1) Tough it out, fill out any and every application for work. Seek out other help, local library is a good start. As is Google.

There's good people that will help you, you just have to show dedication to yourself.

2) Start selling weed which will likely lead you to mess with a rougher crowed at some point unless you're smart. But let's be honest here, you're 21 and about to be homeless.

kill yourself

this
its your only option

>get a job
>acts as if it's easy and readily available to every person with no regards for individual circumstances
>mfw

What a fucking useless advice

Generally good advice except the weed part

OP, I'd say that you're gonna be fine unless you live in a really shitty part of the world. If can stay alive, you're gonna be fine
Everything is gonna work out one way or another unless you let this situation bother you to the point where you can't progress any further.

Just don't give up. Fill out all and every application form, ask everyone and everywhere for jobs. Just be prepared to get turned down over and over and over again. Key is to just not give up
Eventually you'e gonna find your way back again

>mfw the (You)'s contradict each other

I never said that getting a good job would be that easy. If you're dedicated there's always room in fast food and various labor jobs.

If you're petty and refuse to work for a burger or pizza joint on your last leg, you deserve homelessness.

eh you'll be right OP, just hang in the parks with the other bums

contradictory, maybe, but still correct no matter if you're samefagging or not. Because one of those posts are fucking retarded, and the other one is semi-good advice.

And also this
>Got a job? Get one.
>get your shit together
How is this NOT acting like it would be easy? From what perspective is this not patronizing?

>If you're petty and refuse to work for a burger or pizza joint on your last leg, you deserve homelessness.
Heavily implying that OP is just petty and lazy, which is also totally fucking useless in this conversation


I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you're somewhere between 21-27 years old. You either got some form of higher education, or worked your way up to a decent salary.
And you got "everything figured out" and everyone else who's behind you is just stupid for not being as 'succesful' as you are

And don't even bother with replying how right or wrong I am about my guess because I really don't give a shit about your education. I'm just trying to make you realise what fucking asshat you seem to be and how god-awful you are at helping someone out

I'm 22 married and have a 1.5yo

I flunked out of drafting & design college, like a lot of dumbass kids I didn't listen.

I worked at Little Caesar's for a year before weaseling my way into an electronics department that wanted to fire me because of my admittedly poor social abilities.

We live in notoriously sketchy apartment complex, I literally just bought a baseball bat because someone tried to open our door the other day.

I can keep going but I think my point is there, I don't have my shit together either, but it's not hard to get the basics going.

OP didn't provide a story and I didn't ask. It was enough indication that he was like a lot of other whiny under prepared "adults".

sooooo, pretty much exactly what I guessed, and you just added the part about living in a bad neighbourhood

You're in no position to give anyone advice and I'd barely consider you adult to begin with

So having a job and a positive bank account with all of my bills properly covered month to month yet being stuck with a 1-year lease and no way out short of ridiculous expenses means I'm non-qualified?

Well shit nigga, might as well jump on the mooch-train all the kids my age are on.

>I have a job and money
>I have ridiculous expenses

Yeah, you're certainly non-qualified. But not because you've made terrible life choices.
But because you give the worst advice and just shit on the person who asked for advice

Which is why I'm here to piss on you and your life. So no, don't jump on the "mooch-train", throw yourself in front of an actual train instead

Get a job.

Respect dude sounds like hard circumstances that you have to handle. wish you the best Sup Forumsro

being homeless isnt that bad, just find a bridge to sleep under and get some warm clothes.

Minimize expenses, maximize what you can get for the money you have. Save as much as you can
Try to actively think about money every time you take out your wallet

Wish you all the best OP, hope everything works out

Where are you going to be homeless?

> terrible life choices.
Am I on this autistic playground asking for advice? I'm aware what my expenses are and how to cope with them. It's my choice if I want to get out of here, a baseball bat was cheaper. It was much more work to go after a gun, also illegal in my current place.

And wait, your advice is better? Your fucking pandering this guy like he's a lost puppy.

Kick that dog on the street and give him a taste of life, unless you don't know what it's like either.

Check out Wichita, Kansas. It's supper cool to the homeless

My advice?
> become a prostitute
> ???
> profit!

No, you're the autist in the ghetto who admitted to being too stupid to finish your education and thought it would be a good idea to have a kid at 21

And yeah, for the record I do know what it's like. So what I've told OP is stuff that helped me out that should be applicable to general situations

You on the other hand seems like the kind of guy who only compare yourself to those who are worse off, to feel better about your own miserable life

>Autist in the Ghetto
Thank you for my album title, I've been looking for ages.

But seriously, who in their right mind would come here for down to earth friend to friend advice? Idiots.

If it were a different board I'd likely be more soft on the subject, but we're talking on Sup Forums, not your grandmother's dining room of happy feelings.

You seem like the kind of guy who can't get enough of his word in over others, and in doing so just paints himself as an opinionated buffoon.

You don't think there's anyone on Sup Forums who has been homeless? Are you really that daft?
This is just as good of a place as any to ask for advice, as long as you keep in mind to filter out people like you

I hope you realize that per definition you're as opinionated as me in this context
And yeah there's a reason why I seem like that, because I AM like that.
I absolutely love to point out the flaws of little egocentric fuckboys like you who deserve it

Of course everyone on here has never been homeless. It's science, you fool.

Anyone can see that this place offers great words of wisdom, it's just under a majority of shitposting.

You wanna keep White Knighting for OP, I won't dare stop you. Just remember I didn't initiate anything, you picked it all up while you dragged your tongue over OP's dick.

Good luck trying to rectify your stupidity with a combination of bad humour and groundless homo-insults

I told you already, I piss on you because I like to point out the flaws of those who deserve it

Oh and actually, you did initiate this when you posted your garbage. I simply joined in on this thread and dragged you around like the little bitch you are

I seem to remember your advice being my 2nd post but with a bunch of fluff.

You came here to bitch and do nothing else.

Go full trap mode and do porn

Yeah, because like I said, your first post was completely moronic and your second post was just semi-good. So I corrected it and took out the tryhard "go sell weed" garbage

The 'fluff' you're referring to is called being a decent person instead of acting all 'superior' like you did. Because just as much as it sounds encouraging, it's actually a big fucking deal to keep your hope and not giving up when you're homeless. But I guess you're just too stupid to realize that as well

This guy. Being a try hard harder than any try hards.

Keep doing you bro, other guy is a loser with nothing but time pffft

You're one to talk about acting superior, if you want to get your point across you'd be calmly expressing your opinions without the need for profanity.

Wanna call someone out for acting superior? Fine. Just don't deliberately act like it in the process.

Otherwise, you're just rage spitting opinions at someone who really could care less,

Kind words isn't going to fix this scenario for OP, or anyone in one like it.

You act like OP is special. He isn't. I'm not. You're not.

Well he didn't use any profanity, he basically shredded the other guy into pieces without having to use profanity.

(You)

OP
Start by getting government assisted insurance and paychecks if you can. Real talk.

I'm special :3

With a pussy like that I can't deny your rebuttal.