I guess I'll fucking make it then.
MotD Thread
Ty based Jimmy.
>no running order
you had one job
cheers lad, I was worried I'd have to make my first thread ever
Maybe you should have made it then cunt
first MOTD2, now MOTD
what is the world coming to
>It's a Chelsea grind out a 1-0 against a shit team
Getting a bit boring now
Chelsea bottle job in 2017 hopefully.
>it's a "Chelsea 1-0 their way to winning the league" season
Don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me lads
WE
CP/Che, Sto/Lei, WBA/ManU, Boro/Swa, WHU/Hull, Sun/Wat.
don't tell me that was the best game
How many 1-0s are Chelsea going to have this season haha
Really interesting twitter comments from the players there
>It's a "those are the kind of results that a title-winning team can grind out"/"it's not pretty, but they got 3 points out of it" episode
i fucking hate pundits
remember when people said scott dann was good
christmas jumper time yet?
>Conte's command of English after ~6 months is better than Mourinho's after 5 years
Really fantastic insights into the player's emotions regarding today's match, thanks BBC.
Hazard got that lad haircut, nice one mate...
Next pundit cliche tonight "was it a case of Boro were good or Swansea were bad"
"A bit of both Gary"
Italians lad, they are intelligent and grasp languages easy. Considering their own language is complicated.
Its almost like the players are there in the room with you. Social media is so great.
>Jenas and Mills
>2016
>irst few matches are still followed by endless pointless rambling non-analysis
just show the next fucking game for fuck sake
Why is Jermaine Jenas the best analyst by far?
has there ever been a team so packed with top talent that's managed to be as consistently boring as chelsea have? don't know how they keep doing it
Leicester are literally the only thing worth watching due to the title contenders being boring as fuck and midtable being despressing as usual. They're so bipolar and unpredictable.
>"shutout"
stop it
United under Van Gaal
Thanks for making the thread, bra
That's never a red
shut up you twat
> Pawson
He's surely going to drop a league for 2 shite performances in a row.
Clear red, unless you play for United
bad red cardy sees vardy get mardy
but chelsea do it every year. they spend all that money on massive players and the best managers and somehow always come out of it being boring as fuck.
Anti-Leicester conspiracy today
Clear red if you're an eternal butthurt spuds baby
O-okay :(
We saw history being made with Leicester winning the league and now we are seeing history being made with the worst title defence ever.
his game management was atrocious, not sure why he started handing out yellow cards for everything
Tabloid Headline of the Year.
Because Chelsea aren't similar to Liverpool in the way that they can throw up some of the most comedically fantastic periods of play in the last decade
> Putting the tunnel next to the away end
Fucking retards
dat glt
ulloa needs to play more 2bh, he's really good
Remember that Chelsea led the most boring season in history two years ago. Never has a season felt so pointless.
THANK YOU BASED GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY
lads i just realised if you swapped the R and A of Gray he would be called Gary
>Choke
Leicester will go on to win the next 21 matches in a row and lift the title again.
>mark hughes' face
LOL
but can they do it on a cold night in Stoke?
course they fucking can
> Joke City
You mean
>putting the away end by the tunnel
mark huges poos in his shoes
I really rated him at Brighton, but then he disappeared and so I pretended nobody had ever said he was good so that any decent performance would massively exceed expectations. But yeah, he's been good before.
Literally anyone can at this point. Fucking Spurs waltzed in there and beat them 5-0 twice.
claudio ranieri likes his fanny hairy
> You will never lift your son on your shoulders when you make Stoke look like a bunch of mugs on an away day
>Kasper's bristly beard will never tickle your taint as he lovingly rims your hairless, twink arsehole
end me
HmMmMmMm
he's such a lovely lad int he
Why is this guy still refereeing games?
>It's not a red because he's English
Makes sense, he did out of passion for the game, while a JF would have done it to hurt a honest man and player.
>It's not an un-natural position
I always walk around with my hand above my head like a retard 2bh
"PENALTY" Jermaine you thick cunt.
It's not a red because he got the ball.
he was really good in his first season at leicester and was decent last year too, got a few very important goals and contributed to some really good team performances
Do you think Leicester winning the league last season was the inspiration for the Brexit and Trump wins?
> Ulloa with a beer gut
>Was expecting Kasper to have a Danish accent
>He sounds like any lad from the North
kawaii
"got the ball" is not a phrase mentioned anywhere in the rulebook friendo
Maybe he saw someone he knows in the crowd and wanted to wave to them?
Yes.
>I always walk around with my hand above my head like a retard 2bh
What do you think happens to your arms when you leap feet first?
Not an anatomy student eh?
too much of that Singha desu
Time for all of you to...
A P O L O G I S E
Yh, Vardy
Never moved your body before?
>how do I jump
spot the guy who's never played football in his life
Made me chuckle
He's quoting Danny 'Professional Football Pundit' Murphy
Born and raised in Manchester mate
I don't like United being good
ah yes Rooney going for the more hair on the chin than head look
Rooney has 2 league goals since February. Both against Bournemouth.
Staggering tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you).
Whenever you jump you cause an earthquake
>jump
>sliding on the floor
>fouled his man in the build up to the first goal
>massive deflection on the 2nd
absolutely world class
rooney might never score again
Could have fucking killed him
It's satisfying watching Zlatan clean defenders out.
For Bobby Charlton's sake I hope not. At least Bobby never got a hair transplant.
dirty turk nosed cunt
should've been a red
lingard is appalling lol
satisfying watching your mum clean me out desu
Based Ibra