Walk in the kitchen

>walk in the kitchen
>see your mom like this

Ask her how she's not black anymore

Yeah, I heard you never go back

sins when did i have that hot mom, if THAT was her then seduce her haha

turn 360 degrees and walk vertical

are u retarde?

Hello newfag

Put benis in

TELL HER TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR AND ASK HER WHEN SHE LOST 100 POUNDS AND STARTED WORKING OUT.....OH AND CLEANING.

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Hey mom, got anything I could eat.

PSSST....THIS IS THE INTERNET..ACTUALLY YOU ARE IN THE AUTISTIC SECTION OF THE INTERNET. EVERYTHING IS FAKE.

Tell her to stick some underwear on and call her a filthy slut

Then how do I know you're telling the truth? Maybe everything is truth except what you're telling me.

nice custom screenshot faggot
>inb4 pic related

Ask her whats her fucking problem. I would bang someone else mother tho.
Fucking Nigger

I know that kitchen.... Annabelle Flowers?

get her to teach you how to use google you fuckin autistic mong

IT'S ALL LIE AND TRUTH AT THE SAME TIME. THAT'S THE PARADOX.

bEEp bOoP, duz nOT cumPOOP

>Be me
>See mom being horny
>Turn 360° degrees and walk away

Lighten up, Francis

Now posting 'girls in the kitchen' for Op, to fight the haters / ignore them.
> Mekka Lekka High, mutha fukkahs

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Pull my dick out and start jerking off. A good mother will know why, and will leave me to my childish whims.

Who could this 'anonymous benefactor' be?
> Haven't been back on 4ch for a few months
> Wish? Did somebody say wish?

Say
"Holy shit, mom, you can walk again!"

Tell her I am just done fucking my sister and that she has to give me some minutes to recover

I'll call this one 'Skank on a tabletop'

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Well... I came.

"Mom! You're a redhead who's younger than me! And you have no panties on!

"Keep scrubbing whilst I fuck you up the ASS"

"Girls in the kitchen"

You mean their natural habitat?

But Mom! It's.... your pussy!

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"I frequently make bread naked"
> Well, that explains all the yeast infections!

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Then this one time, just before my little sister got in the shower.
I bet her she wouldn't get up on the counter naked

See this, gotta spank a butt cheek

"Relax, I'm just naked"

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If she bakes for you naked,
she not only wants you,
She wants you to fuck her.

"Daddy, don't come in yet!
I have a surprise for you!"
> and I have a surprise for YOU

eat her ass until her pussy leaks for my cock

>mom! you're younger than me
I think my IQ just dropped from reading that

because there's redeemable qualities in everyone nigganon

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Christ I feel old now

Wonder how she got out of my room

Shitty location for a stove. No elbow room, and in the way of the fridge.

KitchenFail.

The knock-kneed asian girl is nice tho.

Tell her to quit daydreaming and get me my tendies and chocolate milk!

Kitchen naked is good naked.

>benis
"Thank you for using the correct term, mom"