I'm Italian, AMA

I'm Italian, AMA

Why do Italian women (including women of Italian heritage) have such hairy arms?

Higher testosterone.
It's both due to genetics, but also the mediterranean diet.

Can you write an assignment for me in Italian?

Ahhh that makes sense!

Mind you the hairy arms wont stop me from dating Italian women, I was just curious.

OP here
I've never seen a woman with body hair (except for pubic ones), they usually shave themselves. If they do the answer is probably 's

I could but would you really trust Sup Forums on this?

Thoughts on Mussolini

Muori terrone di merda. DIOCHAN VIVE DIOCHANDOTCOM

PEPPERONI MUST FLOW

spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti, spaghetti spaghetti.

spaghetti?

What's your favorite color?

Fai un salto, fanne un altro, fai la giravolta, falla un'altra volta, guarda in su, guarda in giu, dai un bacio a chi vuoi tu.
He has done SOMETHING good in his career, but his friendship with Hitler during WW2 definitely ruined this country.

Im in Genoa for a few days on vacation, know any good bars to mingle?

Why are u ppl so lazy?

When the moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie, is that amoure?

>amoure

The "porcodio", it's a mix between red and white, but it's not a light red.
It's amore but sure buddy

Blue and grey are my favourite ones.
I've never been there, sorry. My advice though is to avoid going to touristy cities like venice, milan, rome or genoa. A breakfast in a unknown bar can cost up to 20€/person.
I'm not
No, it isn't.

I imagine it's almost like a Grey-red instead of pink? Like a pale red? Can you post an image of something that is the color?

Do you use pasta as a drug ?

Op exposed?

Just say it to italian girls, they love it!

Can you recommend me some places that are not overrun by tourists?

"porcodio" is an italian imprecation against god: it literally means "dog pig". It's hella rude and offensive.
Many douche kids use to say "hey, you got some pasta?" to ask for drugs

Smettila di rovinarmi il divertimento dio cane boia, lasciali nella loro ignoranza

Lmao

Pineapple on pizza?

I used to work with Italian aerospace engineers. Why was it always expected to socialize before speaking about work? They would honestly get upset if you didn't make small talk first.

Why do you guys talk with your hands so much? And why was there always hugging and touching? Every time we spoke they would paw at me.

How is the wine you get out of vending machines?

Why does grappa hit like a sack of hammers without handles?

Die in hell

Hands: pretty much our culture, same goes for the small talk thing

Wine: don't know, I don't drink wine

Mind to explain the Grappa thing? I actually work in a grappa shop lol

Well, go to the mediterranean coast, places like pesaro (my home town), rimini and urbino are quite good to start. It's cheap and full of history (if you care about it), and the sea it's 5/10. But in summer it's FUCKING hot, we reach up to 103°F/39°C
Get out
We're very serious about hospitality, we are very open-minded and we LOVE to socialize. We tend to hug and kiss because we're happy to meet someone new! Wine out of vending machines sucks, don't bother trying. Grappa reaches 60% alcohol, no shit it knockes people out.