Hello frens

hello frens

welcome to Crafting General

today we are going to make a swamplight staff / wood elf lantern (depends on your Fantasy tickle)

let's get started ^^

first we'll duct tape news paper onto our garden poles to give it a rough look

u got cheese on ur thumb

mey

it'll be easier to attach the globe/lantern first

thats gay dude

mey.

weeb nail polish
did it for Len cosplay and liked it enough to keep it

mey

keep it up and thanks for the tip!!

Only 20 weeks 6 days until Wasteland Weekend.

now let's get taping!

Now Playing: The Acid - "Basic Instincts"

what's that?

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this may take some time!

This shit is gonna be some sort of bomb

it's taking tree shape!

idk, m8, this looks kinda weak so far. A lawn ornament on some garden spikes, crudely taped with duct tape and wrapped in newspaper.

gee, the fantasy immersion isn't there yet.

tape tape tape tape

the coolest props and costumes are made in just under 25 minutes didn't you know?

Give me about 3 hours my dude!

I've yet to dye the gauze, make the mache, and then attach that in layers for the forest look

but you've given me a great idea!

I guess taping a pile of garbage together couldnt get anyones attention. I think this thread might be representative of your life in some ways.

I'd hold your tongue until I'm finished, then you'll be twice as angry because I made such a cool staff

Would you look at a surfboard being made 40 minutes in and say "who would ever ride this?"

pity bump. your last.

ran out of tape...

gotta find more!

I dunno man, even with the newspaper underneath to give texture, that tape looks bad...weird green and all shiny. Why not paint it? Or just use actual branches/saplings?

sorry that requires EFFORT and im too lazy to level on wow to play with my guildies for that!!

I
am
dying
gauze
and
using
mache
to
apply
it

The news paper is for texture. the tape is for sealing and holding. the gauze is for style.

practical before beautiful!

mad confirmed

huge roll!

tape_2.0

Found some can-a-bus too

almost done taping!

Okay. I've always seen those cloth dyes in the store...never used them. I guess I'll lurk some more.

Dude, you've been doing this for over an hour, and so far you have 3 lawn spikes crudely taped to some kind of lawn ornament.

lol Are you sure you are actually making something and not just using this thread as an excuse to sit around and get drunk?

I mean, you could have just gotten a fresh tree branch, and attached that glass globe to it in about 10 minutes, and boom, tree-lamp elf-style, just stick it in the ground somewhere.

What is this for anyway? LARP?

nice trips!

I'm almost onto the fun part

yeah, I'm a Wood elf bard. I wanted a lantern to carry. I was using a plastic one, then I found this idea online and really liked it.

Stick around, I may be tipsy, but I'm still an elf crafter

>virgin

why tho

I'm not wrong, am I?

you're pretty wrong, I've been boinking my friends since I was 10

You don't have to believe me though ^^

>boinking
There's still an mlp board here right?

I was a brony for all of 2 months

the board still exists, why?

Since the age of 10 he was boinkin' hard!
He's got a tape staff he's the boinkin' bard!

who's ready for some dyeing?

I love you lmao

You're thicker than I thought.
But I'm bored and want to see the end result, so I'll keep entertaining this.
Let's go through this, you're a weird larper, which doesn't necessarily mean you couldn't have had sex but I was bored and said it anyways, because even if you've had sex you're still a virgin.
If you had said a more convincing lie I would have believed you, now I know that you actually are a virgin.
Can't be a brony for only 2 months, otherwise, story.

how the fuck is this thread still alive. you owe me OP

Why is there a picture of Vin Diesel...
It's a rhetoric question by the way, the answer is being a fag.

idk it's in a news paper

want a picture of me fucking my partner? You can compare my dick in each photo dood

Rood

I'm making the mache now

Partner implies it's not a chick, ergo, gay.

it's thyme

jfc, youre a guy?

here's me, painted thumb and all

here's me and my partner

any questions?

compare the evidence

let me make my staff you gruffy whore!

I kinda assumed that when he said he was boinking his friends since 10 years old. And there is the whole "elven bard" thing, too. Wasn't too much of a leap to guess he was gay...
Actually, I'd be interested to read a study on LARP/RPG character race/class and IRL sexuality. Might be some interesting correlations.

The socks!

timestamp, cunt

derail 2017

'Song Creams' haha...
Sorry, keep going, I've never done paper mache.

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nice find

go on..

Dude, what the fuck are you even doing? Are you drunk? You've been at this for over 2 fucking hours and have some crudely taped plastic shit that should have taken you 30 minutes. come on, dude.

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Only faggots say "partner" She's either your girlfriend or your fuck buddy. heterosexual couples aren't "partners. That's gay signaling shit

go home, this is making you way to angry

she's my partner, what's difficult about this? we don't like the concept of marriage, but we're "married"

Been with her 4 years

this dyeing is kinda cool, but messy

He just asked for more on traps.
But he has been boinking friends since he was 10, so about 5 years. And by "boinking friends" we know he means "raped by dad"

This is the best thread on Sup Forums don't stop op

can we craft things again?

thanks dood

the dyeing is going well!!

Whatcha gonna do with the black?

Sup Forums actually does something: the thread
I'm enjoying this very much, send your partner's nudes after you finish the staff

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it's shades of brown

sorry guys! I've gotta go to dinner in 30 minutes, and I ran out of gauze to dye. I need a lot more!

I'll be back in exactly 5.5 hours to finish this and present an awesome staff!

gay

gonna get raped by dad some more, fag?

ive never seen a vid like this.. moar?