Pick 1 for sex

Pick 1 for sex

im taking the tranny

How about a threesome?

Or

don't care how gay it is, I'll take Bailey

I would suck every drop of cum out of the girl on the left's hard cock. I would fondle her balls while eating out her asshole. I would suck on her tits while jerking our two cocks off together in the same hand. I would ..... do more.

I like trannies (no homo) but Bailey has never been very attractive to me. And I actually unironically think Amy Schumer is pretty cute, albeit annoying, so, her.

I'd like to see the tranny fuck Amy Schumer. kek

Would succ Bailey for breakfast every day for a decade before touching that talentless skank with an iron rake.

Pretty much this

Bailey

bailey all day err day

A vagina is a vagina.

Fun fact: I fucked a shemale pornstar for ~300 euro, not that good, I'm confirmed not gay.

Thats the most retarded thing ive heard today.

...

What's so retarded about it? I like chubby chicks.

>I fucked a man
>I'm confirmed not gay.

This. I'd fuck the tranny over Schumer.

I did not touch her dick, she give me a head and I fuck her in her ass.

Yeah Amy, firstly a pussy's a pussy secondly I would love to stick my cock between her belly fat lastly pic

honestly either of them... i don't really care for her comedy but that doesn't negate that she's attractive compared to about 80% of females and i bet she's actually pretty nice.... idk... the downfall of the other is he obviously has a dick, but he likes dick in him so i will oblige if he's good at it... idk, I'm not a prize myself tbh

>I fuck a man in the ass.

The cabinets. I'd slam the fuck out of those.

I bet Amy was seriously jealous of him.
Comedy Central team were probably staring at Bailey. Raping him with their eyes. Wishing that Amy is hot as he is.

Both are excellent choices tbh

Amy Schumer, she'd probably appreciate it more and plus i could make some money out of it

Right.

>Attractive

fag

left

>

I bet left has a super tight pussy. Id go with her. Sauce?

I think I would feel more straight fucking a tranny tbh

Amy has a pussy and she is at least fuckable. I would have sex with her over any guy.

no need to call her a tranny user
women are funny, get over it

Still not convincing

gaaaay

that price

Hell, why not a threesome?

Because that wasn't OP's proposition.

Different question, when will Amy do a nude scene to prove she's brave and proud and strong?

>Bailey has never been very attractive

U sure?

How is this even a question?
Bailey every fkn time

It should be a scene with her and lena dunham scissor fucking a double headed dildo

And then they stomp some small animals and post on Reddit.

Amy Schumer. Pretty cute, seems nice.
Fuck you, i'll gtfo myself

And have emotional breakdowns.. and lose lots of weight and blame it on Trump.

And then poop.

I wanna eat Amy Shummers small farm animal smelling pussy. Baileys dick is deformed anyway. though it would make pissing with a stiffy much easier. Beside this is the King of Trans Queens.

>don't care how gay it is
that says it all

I don't think people get what a trap is, but it isn't a trap if the dick is right there in your face. That's because there is no surprise, nothing unexpected. you know it's a dude with tits because the dick is right there.

>lose lots of weight

pure fantasy for those two

we could write an excellent sex scene with the cabbage fat girl and quasimodo

you're not invited

didnt use trap used Trans joanna jet is still og

>didnt use trap
You named the file.

Bailey's in porn, she probably knows her way around a cock, especially considering she has one.

If I fucked Jewmer I'd probably end up as an unfunny bit in her next special.

How do u even can have sex with female without her having penis?

Who is that?

>U sure?
H-I-V Positive

he has the worst scenes ever

faggot = has aids

miss piggy = does not have aids

besides taking loads of pos cum up his ass, I'm pretty sure Line Trap has been blacked. no thanks. I would rather not get HIV.

I didn't realize you were talking about Bailey for a second and I thought,
>What the fuck are you talking about, Skinner has some fucking great scenes.

>miss piggy = does not have aids
Nice try, but nobody fucks pork like black dudes.

mAh nigga

Joanna Jet is a queen. Would fuck and suck day and night.

Dark haired girl definitely

>he

Underated post

Amy Schumer, not Bailey Jay

the pussy

the one with the vagina (on the right)

I want to do this to Amy

Okay fine, who am I kidding? BAILEY JAY! : )

I see what you did there, user, one is a trap and one is an unfunny fat comedienne
ouch, i Cannot chose, what a conundrum

Bailey J any day

i've always wanted to suck a dick. might as well make it a dick with a pretty face.

Both are men

Bailey no contest

sauce

oufff..

dubs of truth

So you're a top

i think that's blood

Bailey Jay, easily. At least he looks like a woman and weighs less then 250. I couldn over look Bailey's cock more easily then Schumer's awful.... Everything

Schumer isn't nearly that big man...

yum

mmm good... sauce?

I want a video of the story in the pic so bad, I would never get tired of watching it knowing how it ends. It satisfies so many dark desires, god damn.

I need to find some tranny topping men porn now, but nothing will get that close to golden.

Amy, since I'm not a faggot.

I'm takin the tranny...cause if I meet that other pig...I'd kill her...then maybe fuck the corpse...but I'm pretty sure even in death that cunt couldn't keep her fuckin mouth shut

why is it so hard to find decent porn of shemales fucking men? I'm entirely unsatisfied.

which tranny?

I'd prefer neither. With that said I'd want to give them both the sniff test. Between the tranny's butthole and Schumer's vagoo, whichever one smells better is the one I"d choose.

I'm not a faggot so I'll take the one that looks least like a dude.

Now pat yourself on the back for knowing the punchline.

LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT TRAPS ARE GAY LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Tranny, I would love to see a tennis racket thrown at schumer s face

Tranny. Seriously.

I'd go gay for Baily before I'd fuck that fatty cunt burger

Bailey.

I'm bi, I totally don't care if she has a penis. That just means twice the fun!

hand

tranny

...

Schumer. She may be disgusting, but at least she's not a mentally ill man.