I'm pretty positive my girlfriend is sleeping with her dog on the regular. Should I care?

I'm pretty positive my girlfriend is sleeping with her dog on the regular. Should I care?

only if you can't watch lol

How it comes that you're thinking that ?

need more evidence

post moar of her for a better answer

How do you know?

Go to a tv show with her and your dog
>I think my gf have an affair with her dog
come back here when you have updates
pro strat

yes you should care, its a sign she's a keeper and you should propose immediately

I hope she is!

I think so too. It's was more common than you want to imagine.

dubs of truth. so what? shes a freak embrace it. theres opportunities to be had, like watching her get fucked by the dog for starters.. and if shes willing to do that with you there, who knows what else you can conjure up with her. oh, and obligatory webms for your friends here at Sup Forums

are there any good sites for watching girls get fucked by dogs? Also, sauce on the pic?

He's constantly coming around with boners and scratches at her door whenever she's showering or changing. That sounds normal but he's a really hyper dog and always wants to play, but will completely shut me out and just wait for her to get out of the shower.

The dog has a serious sniffing problem. Always coming up and trying to lick my ass when I'm changing or getting out of the shower. And I mean lick my ass, like tongue up my asshole.

Plus he's suddenly barging in her room with giant boners and dripping all over the bed. And it seems like it's always when we're fooling around, like he can smell pussy from the other room. He's the only dog I've been around that wasn't neutered but don't most dogs just get red rockets when they're excited? Not when a human is naked or having sex?

We have a drawer in her room where she keeps our various sex stuff like lube, condoms, and a few things like handcuffs and a blindfold. Recently I opened the drawer while she was getting cleaned up and found a dog treat. Why that drawer? I tell myself that maybe she hid it from him while playing some game. But I checked a few nights later and it was gone.

Am I just reading into things too much?

Didn't notice my dubs lol. You have a win win here bro. Unless you aren't turned on by freaky ass girls.

get her to open up to that

post vids on Sup Forums

find a not crazy girl to gf while still fucking crazy

shit nigger that's hot
ask her if she's ever considered it and if she'd do it in front of you, that's the only surefire way to get proof

I think you're onto something, you should jokingly ask her if she'd want doggy style and look her in the eyes

I'm i the only guy who thinks that shit is fucking disgusting?

That's the thing. She acts a little weird whenever something happens like the dog trying to sniff her when she's changing. I don't know man. I've never flat out just asked about it, but maybe you're right and I should do it like a joke.

No. OP Here and I'm pretty freaked out about it.

You should have started with. My gf sent this to her dog,should I be worried?

This is a good thing OP.

Think of it this way, She will never cheat on you with some random guy because she is getting her needs fulfilled by a dog. Literally anti-cuck protection.

if she gets hyper defensive, then it's real

or he's getting cucked by a dog

On the other hand... I'm being cucked by a Collie.

post more of dog

just a pic from google tbh, anything ive found out there, that wasnt some japanese girl with a mouth full of great dane cum, was rly just a bit of searching. had a collection some user dumped and bookmarked. i just checked and all the beast shit us gone.

who isnt? went to a party when i was like 17, got drunk, left, and found out abt an hour after that they got some bitch there to get naked and blow his dog. never forgave myself for leaving.

do ittt

This is my fetish. However, what I would be worried about is stuff like her fucking the dog and then fucking you an hour or two later. That shit is not clean and you're basically fucking his cum. If it's done safely and not every day, I would say it's a pretty hot discovery.

What you do is. Get your gf dirty underwear. Let her dog smell em. If he gets horn then you'll know your answer

>Invite her to watch porn with you
>say that you're feeling for something different after a while
>start browsing through some weird sites
> "accidentally stumble" upon dog on girl
>say that it kinda turns you on
>"what about you?"

holy fuck moar

I'd rather my girlfriend fuck a dog than a nigger.

that would get ANY dog horny, not just one conditioned to have sex with humans

You can't be cucked by a dog. That's like saying you are being cucked by a dildo.

You can only be cucked by humans and possibly apes.

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Yeah my dog is neurtered and me and my ex would fuck in my living room all the time in front of him, eventually he started to hump his toys while we fucked, it was pretty weird at first but now it's pretty funny.

But that's different than coming into the room ready to put its dick in something. It's not innocent at all. I'm seriously starting to hate this fucker.

Idk some people may not like seeing animal sex. I have only seen videos and it's strangely sexy as fuck how freaky some girls can be.

holy shit this is the funniest thing ive read in a minute. Im sorry if you are genuinely worried about her fucking her dog but goddamn thats funny.

kill dog let it look like accident if she buys new dog which shows the same behaviour leave that crazy dogfucking slut

Don't. It's not his fault and he is reacting as any animal nearly the size of a human would when prompted with a wet pussy. Dogs are a bit more sensitive and accepting of our smells than we are of theirs. If you were to put a large female cat in front of him, he's likely to occasionally hump it to see if he can mate with it. The difference is, he always finds a hole in your girlfriend, so he knows he can hump successfully. He'll literally always want to hump her. If he's leaking on the bed when he jumps up, I 100% guarantee he's fucking her. The largest issue with training family dogs to fuck a woman, is that this dog will be horny all time. If you have friendly parties, this dog will be fully out ready to go and panting and acting like an asshole around everyone. He's no longer a family dog, he's something that wants to fuck 24/7 and to your girlfriend, he's a sex toy. Truthfully, the only way to cure it would be to chop his nuts off and even then he'll only calm down, not stop all together.

You're a fucking idiot. I hope that dog really is cucking you, dumbass.

it's call sloppy seconds

>That shit is not clean
I think it's ok.

>getting cucked by a dog

damn user

Dude, that dog is one smooth operator. Just look at him!
It's safe to say your dick is losing to a dog.

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one beta bitch after another today. what the actual fuck?!?!

> be 20
> be on Sup Forums at 3am
> give random fag advice on how to deal with dogfucking gf
> what am i doing with my life user

Huh.
Guess who's right again?

I don't see a problem with this unless
1. You're not okay with it
2. She loves the dog more than you

Other than that, I cheers to another gratifying and strange aspect of a fulfilling sex life.

that dog is mesmerized by dat ass

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any more pics of gf?

Pornfay.com

So you wouldn't be bothered in my situation?

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I would fuck her AND the dog
to show him who is the dominant dog

i would be bothered cause i think beastiality is disgusting, but if you don't have a problem with it it's fine

"If your girlfriend resorts to other sources for sexual pleasure you are not being cucked"
Do you see how dumb that sounds?

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this op
you have to show the dog who is the boss

Like go full blink 182 on him?

FUCK THE DOG! FUCK THE DOG! FUCK THE DOG!

you gotta dominate that ass op
in front of your gf if possible, that way all 3 of you are on the same page

man, that' a fluffy boipucci right there fam

OP is not seeing the possibility that he can finally admit openly to his GF that he likes feminine penises!

Your GF that you posted nudes of 3 weeks ago that i have saved as my screen saver as well. Oh ok that one

you got cucked by a doggo. kys

While this is totally my fetish, it guarantees that she isn't cheating on you with another guy.

Plus you can easily use that info and maybe a vid or two against her if she tries to take half your money, charge you with anything, or take custody of kids in the future. Personally, I'd marry her and use that as excuse to fuck around or maybe get a bitch for myself, lol

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literally the best idea in this thread

this tbh fam

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ask to watch

I'm pretty excited by the idea but I totally get that most people probably aren't because
>gross/taboo
>masculine insecurity
>etc

I dunno, I see the merit in both arguments. Like, she is still fucking a dog and getting sexual pleasure elsewhere yeah, but it still doesn't seem to be necessarily the same as being "cucked."

lets see some nudes of her

more pics of girl and dog

What would you do in my situation? Baring in mind that she's trying her best to hide it from me if it is true. And if I'm wrong, how creepy I look for suggesting that could happen.

the thing that skeeves me out about dogfucking is that i consider the woman who engages in it to be sub human, nothing more valuable than a pussy and ass herself. so its all fine and dandy when watching porn but not ideal for a real life woman you want to have a loving relationship with

Op's gf is probably cheating on him with a dog. Jesus christ you gotta love this country

Admit it..., if your "man's best friend" doubled as an always-horny, always-available lay (that doesn't talk back, doesn't get pregnant, doesn't require clean-up, doesn't give you an STD, and loves you more than life itself), you'd consider it too.

Your answer is right in this pic. Women who let dogs fuck them, put socks on the dog's fee to prevent the dogs nails from scratching them on their backs or back of their legs. That dog is definitely fucking her.,

Only surefire way to know is setting up hidden cameras,not the bad ones that are like "oh I put my DSLR/handcam/small camera" but a real hidden camera.

Don't forget to post evidence on Sup Forums so we can review it for scientific reasons...

Exactly. To tell the absolute truth, I've cum to my share of beast gifs here and there on /gif and /b and could even go as far as to call it a fetish, but finding this out about someone I've been dating for sometime now really just changes the way I look at her and I can't help it...

On the contrary, I see it as a decent substitute over dealing with a chad who's likely to traumatize her in one way or another.

Like, we COULD go outside and look at naked bodies but we watch porn to save ourselves the headache. These girls simply take it to the next level.

>those maroon sheets
>those maroon drapes
>those white blankets
>dat collie
This bitch didn't go to Texas A&M and is literally fucking a stand-in for their mascot dog is she?

Retards. All of you.

Here's the pic that gets to me the most

I'm looking at it from a consequentialist standpoint: If no damage is being done to anyone involved, every action is performed voluntarily, then I can't find anything to get noided about other than the fact that it's socially unacceptable and your grandma says it's a sin.

thing is user, it wont change whether or not she fucks it, so in your situation you're going to have to rewire your brain to accept the fact that your lady loves dog cock without viewing her as a skanky subhuman walking talking vagina

OP didnt say that was his GF.
Either way this autistic work of fiction is much more entertaining than trips for nudes or ylyl

So you're saying because the dog seems to enjoy it quite a bit... no foul?

Holy shit, this guy is right. The socks confirm it.

OP, next time you see your gf naked, look for random scratches on her torso. Those scars are hard to hide.

i agree the way im thinking about it is totally irrational. my irrational way of thinking about this honestly even goes against a lot of my principles and values i live by. good thing i wont ever have to confront it personally and reform the way i think about it!

Well, to be fair, I did know a girl that I'm pretty sure fucked a dog, or at least wanted to. She literally talked about how if she bought a great dane (she was about 90 pounds) it could rape her and no one would know. She also once referred to herself as a sex goddess. So like, I'm not a behavioral scientist, but...

>plus it didn't stop me from fucking her twice, so

Well only you can decide how you feel about it. If she's trying to hide it, that could be for several reasons - maybe she's afraid you won't like her, maybe she gets a thrill out of the secrecy. You'd just have to ask (carefully) and try to be patient and understanding to minimize possible damage since that might be a sensitive subject whether she's slurping dog cum or not.

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Look at the eyebrows of that pic and the pics of OPs gf. Different people. Nice try though.

My vote: out of nowhere, no context whatsoever one night, lead with "I'd be okay with it if you fucked a dog."
Just roll with it, and see how she reacts. It's so outlandish, you can easily sell it as a joke if she freaks.