Hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frosted butts

LOL XD SAME RAWR

Rawr xd sm1 give this creature a big mac

Shit was so ca$h!

Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.

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Checked.

mfw I unironically posted stuff exactly like this when I was younger. Thank god those forums are gone now.

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

fucking same. just remembering how i typed back then in like 6th grade.

>ur
>lyke
>wat iz up
>dats funneh
>teh hax

FUCK i was such an autism

Hiii. U seem like my type of person!.XDXD
Dey call me *** Su@v3 M@rM0$3T ***
BAM!! I jus posed while saying WOoooo real loud!XD
Tell me if U want 2 N3twerk.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Sup Forums so uniquely dogshit compared to every other board? I don't even mean the threads themselves, I mean the comments and the posters. The best way I can describe it, is despite differences in board culture, every board from Sup Forums to /x/ is on the same "wavelength," even Sup Forums arguing with Sup Forums is on the same frame of reality

but Sup Forums...it's like the rest of Sup Forums is on wavelength A, and Sup Forums is on wavelength Q, the posters there are legitimately retarded, like the 40+ year olds you see trying to use facebook

Me and my friends didn't have time to be edgey tumblrinas like you. Too busy playing TTT and DarkRP for le trollfaces and reaction maymays on facebook.

It's true. Board culture

Im an old fag.. I remember when this copy pasta was new... back in like 05

Anyone wanna translate this retard speak for me?

you want retarded? really retarded?

HAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA I'LL FUCKING GIVE YOU RETARDED

report back, here you go:

/soc/ and /mlp/ are both really fucking bad.

/soc/ is like tindr for Sup Forums. I've seen legit fedora shit on /mlp/.

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it's Sup Forums. it's fundamentally dogshit to start with, and it just kinda goes downhill from there. Sup Forums is like the meat of Sup Forums that has been left out in the yard for a week and is a bit green with flys on it, but you still think, "well, maybe it's ok" and you take a bite and then spit it out. but you are really stupid so you take another bite and swallow that one. then you end up sick for a week. then you get fired for laying out of work for a week, so you have to live in mom's basement from then on. so then you just sit around surfing Sup Forums and molesting your neighbors alpaca with a football bat. then things start to go downhill....

true dat

.... Aaaand leaving thread...

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no pls stay user

I found the new fags

I have no problems with Sup Forums. Some boards are more boring than cringe. Like Sup Forums is fucking dry and /toy/ is terrible.

I'm sure if they had the money for plastic surgery like her and daily collagen/baby blood injections they could look 28 forever just like Nicki.

Does that mean Nikki used to be white, and the Olsen twins will start turning brown?

dat's racist. the nigger has had about 20 plastic surgeries and the two white girls are alien looking crank heads.

Good god user kek

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job. What the Swift did you just fucking say about me, you little shitposter? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Swiftie Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret threads on T-Swizzle, and I have over 300 confirmed posts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US Swiftie forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Let me tell you about the Nigger.

In jails all across the country, and i have been in several, the Nigger is CONSTANTLY masturbating, and usually right in the open. They fap in the shower. They fap in their bunks. They stand at their doors or bars, depending on the jail, and they fap while guards come through, especially females, and they fap while hollering at other inmates across the way. They walk around holding and squeezing their dicks at all times. Not just the Nigger pose/walk we see in the streets...these are full on hand grips squeezing and stroking their dicks through their coveralls or with their hands inside them squeezing their dicks. This is a non-stop activity for the Nigger.
And they yell. They yell at the very top of their voices for every conversation, even if youre standing face to face. They yell with exclamation points EVERY thought they have. They didnt know something? They yell, "NO SHIT? I DIDNT KNOW THAT!" or, if they are "hongry"..."OH SHEEET! IAM HONGRY!"...or they think its hilarious another Nigger says something stupid like, "HE GOT ASHY ELBOWS!" they yell out to everyone two or three times, "OH SHEEEET! MY NIGGA SAID YOU GOT ASHY ELBOWS!" And...this is the worst part...THEY NEVER NEVER NEVER STFU...its 4 am and they are yelling across the way at each other being stupid as fuck while you try to sleep...then they eventually crash and when they wake up they are groggy but keep yelling..."OH SHEEEET! IAM STILL SLEEPING NIGGA! OHHHH SHEEEET!"

Nasty, disgusting subhumans and any white woman that fucks one is completely worthless and they really are ruined for life. To fuck a woman that fucked a nigger is worse than fucking a woman that fucked a dog.

OP is fake as fuck.

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>To fuck a woman that fucked a nigger is worse than fucking a woman that fucked a dog.


Femanon here, why do so many white guys think us white girls like black men?

For one thing, I've never seen an attractive black guy in my entire life. And I don't actually know any white girls that like black guys, or have been with black guys. It's a general consensus with all the girls I've known that black guys are completely unattractive.

They have ugly, primate-like facial features, with those fat ugly noses and elongated skulls. Their skin tone is extremely unattractive, and their skin tends to be oily with a bad smell. Their hair is fucking disgusting, that ugly sheep hair, and the way their body hair pills up has legit almost made me puke before. They sound HORRIBLE. The way they talk is such a massive turnoff I can't even explain. That ghetto, lazy, retarded way of talking makes my pussy shut like a steel trap. The music they listen to is garbage and a turnoff, if I'm ever with a guy and he starts playing some retarded mainstream rap I'm just giving up on the guy altogether. Their personality and the way they act, dress and carry themselves just baffles me, I honestly don't understand why people accept it, they're literal savage barbarians with ugly skin and shitty clothes.

Listen, dumbfucks - we don't like black guys, stop pretending we're just going to them in droves. I don't know if you guys have a fetish for black men "stealin' yo wemens" or if you're legitimately attracted to black guys and imagine yourselves as white girls, then project that degenerate fetish onto us real white girls, but you need to stop. I live in a pretty big city, and I RARELY see a black guy with a white girl, and the ONLY times I do see it is when the chick is either extremely trashy, extremely unattractive, or both. Fuck black guys, and not the way you want us to.

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Newfag detected

Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yoI was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled Boku I said to this dude, Whats this sht? He just giggled and said Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT! Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like Yo..what the fuk.. THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo. THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I couldnt fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDNT STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM..THOSE NIGGASYOOOOOOO.THOSE NIGGAS.AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHEYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUSTKEPT WATCHING ITAND THATS WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREETHREE NIGGASTHRRREEEEE!!!!!! ITWASTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AINT GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DONT WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DONT DO IT NIGGA, ITS LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT IM SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

U mad?

Nice copypasta

>I'm 13
Mods?

when you were younger? You mean a year ago?
This is literally the stalest pasta in the internet. It is older and more abused than most church boys and thai kid prostitutes.
You two literally newfags suck and should be ashamed.

no u

As long as you guys are talking about John Cena and rasslin, maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?

i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".

to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".

and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.

so confusing....

Very stale pasta, but a solid 2/10 because its so old.

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