I've been going to the gym for the last 3 years in hopes I one day seduce my own mom

I've been going to the gym for the last 3 years in hopes I one day seduce my own mom.

Is there any hope for me, Sup Forums?

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3 years?? all you had to do was pay off her car or some loan and im 100% sure she would open her legs for you, again

Sorry pal, can't risk getting caught. But being objective she's nothing special, it's because she's my mother that I want her as my partner

No. Your mother loves you unconditionally already. Talk to her more, become more open with her, ask her for advice, offer her a massage if she complains that her feet hurt ect...

Do NOT try to fuck your mom. She doesn't want to fuck you. She may however be open to the idea of slowly becoming more intimate with you eventually leading to massaging, cuddling, very light kissing ect.. This will take a LOOOONG time and you need to be patient.

t. Man who is "married" to his mommy

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post pic of self

really? alcohol and a back massager easier

I don't want just to have sex with her, I want her as my wife. I have improved in every way I can and am currently in medschool, having the thought of my mother as my wife as my only motivarion

To re enter the womb of your own mother? Sorry but you can never be an infant again, but Norman O. Brown and C.G. Jung might suggest you engage in many infantile actions to quell your oedipal urges. Also examine your dreams carefully for symbological evidence of your true desires. I hope this helps even though I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.

Incest is hot

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Shit, this seems like good advice. I will try it, I have been playing the long game anyway. Thank you friend.

Sure, but you will destroy the whole mother son relationship, and like regular fuck buddy relationships it will end badly. You don't want that.

really? damn post one picture and block face

Keep at it buddy. Is you father still in the picture?

Sorry, I understand. If I were in your position I wpuld be calling OP a faggot. But I just can't risk it.

No, they are divorced. I'm in good terms with him, so that makes it harder for me, I would kind of feel like I'm betraying him.

Good. You can have a secret intimate relationship with your mother as long as your dad doesn't live in the house. Become her friend first, talk to her, listen to her, love her. Remember this will be a slow process. In my experience she quit several times when we made out for the first times. We had to talk about it, remember she wants to be loved, not fucked.

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

Nothing faggot. Family love is beautiful and the only reason it isn't embraced is because stupid religious taboos slammed into your head since kindergarten

I'm nearly positive that even in primitive nature, the animals don't normally bang their own mothers

And primates throw shit at eachother. What's your point?

that's because they still disrespect one another.

that doesn't mean they're not getting laid by other females

don't bother dude, you're just going to make her cry for her awful raising abilities

Unless you are a womanizer yourself odds will be against you.

Get shit real, treat her like a woman and not like your mommy. Make her horny, if you don't know how you are doomed to fail misserably.

And don't be stupid enough to write here that you have no experience with women because you can kill yourself right where you are. You will be seducing her, not buying her like a Somali bride.

Animals regularly fuck their mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, uncles, etc. Incest is a cultural taboo not a biological one.

Please green text..i gotta hear your story

>Cats don't give a fuck about it
>Bonobos don't give a fuck about it
>Fucking lizards, spiders, insects and some motherfucking niggers don't give a fuck about it

>Because niggers are animals too

Animal kingdom is pretty savage and most of the time doesn't give a fuck.

Survival is survival, and survival of a species may take some serious shit to be done sometimes.

you do realize incest increases the chances of a retarded child?

how are you going to say that isn't biological?

This.

Greentext time.

>Isn't biological
Because animals don't have a biologically based aversion to copulating with their family. Humans do. That means it's based in culture instead of biology. Also the dangers of incest are grossly overstated and near negligible over the long term unless incest is rampant. If your sister was the mother of your child it would probably be okay. If your grandson impregnated your granddaughter it would be retarded.

To be fair this is among direct bloodlines. You can fuck your cousin and statistics show it has the same likelihood to get potatoes.

For some odd reason it's worse in siblings than with parents which doesn't make sense to me.

Let me rephrase, I stated something wrongly.

Banging your blood cousins has the same likelihood to get potatoes as with any other 'normal' female.

okay but just listen to this guy
your mom is never going to look at you the same again, just because you're some fucking retard obsessed with porn fantasies doesn't mean it's going to happen because you've been working out LOL

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