Choice thread, let's see if Sup Forums can keep a thread that's not gay or penis rate alive

Choice thread, let's see if Sup Forums can keep a thread that's not gay or penis rate alive

Torn between blue and grey.


Can I manipulate objects with my mind in order to allow me to fly? in that case grey wins.


Pic unrelated.

Yellow cuz I mustard my dig dog

Pink if can heal telomeres and live forever
Grey if not, bc you can lift yourself and fly.

green-
so I could turn into a terrier and fuck my dog legally, for once

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It ain't bestiality... if you're an animal yourself...
By God, user, you're a genius!

let's get another one in here

>pink because
invisibility is stupid without invulnerability.
we can fly with planes so blue is redundant.
i don't care what other people think.
i'm not a fucking furry.
hitting a fly at the speed of sound would hurt like shit.
what's the purpose of phasing through shit other than to rob banks and get out of jail.
telekinesis is for fatties who don't lift and people who are too lazy to get up to get the remote.

rounding up the greatest fighters in the world to constantly heal and keep alive would be the best thing. your group and yourself would never die and be able to take on any enemy.

>support main for life.

Pink
Purple except for the future part

Green or purple
Psyche

Green, then I turn into a person with a giant penis and fuck a lot of milfs.

Time Travel, I'd show my enormous dick to everyone until I find one who is blown away by how gargantuan it is and then I'd fuck her.

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Me again, fast car. But it'd be an RV. I'd live in it and fuck lots of sluts in it with my Brobdingnagian pecker.

the locket seems good
you just take risks win always, you wont die

>red
I can reappear as though i teleported behind you
>blue
I can fly behind you
>yellow
I can read your thoughts and sneak up like i teleported behind you
>green
I can turn into a tiny microscopic bug, and place myself where it looks like i teleported behind you
>orange
I can run to the comic shop and behind you with a handfull of awsome magic cards
>purple
I can run through and turn 360 strategically placing me behind you
>grey
I can put you in my special swords dance range, facing away
>pink
I can slice and dice you in agony as i heal you again, while behind you

> intellect gives me unmatchable abilities
> nothing personal, kid

What's a non-extict animal?

Your mom.

Luck Locket and fast car, drive like a maniac and be fine

Take the pen and paper then weite down the next object I want

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anyone got more ?

OP here, I'm running out, if someone else has more please contribute

>Pen and paper.
Draw a gf, even if my drawing sucks

dont die on me

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I pick the dad beans

>shit
>crap
>excrement
>feces

I'd choose red.
I'd be masturbating everywhere.
I'd also do some spy shit after selling my skills to the government.

thanks for contributing

>implying this isn't the gayest thread on the board

you're in the right place then

10 bucks. That's 300/month. I don't have to break bank, that's still not chump change with my current income.

Red. I'm already invisible as it is, just without the benefits. Plus theft would be easy and I could probably live my whole life without working again.

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had fun thinking op ty
gtg

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np, thanks for joining us

How would one train a Pokémon with no other Pokémon to train against, besides leave it in a daycare?
Would the Pokémon have to interact with kids in the daycare?

Touche

>Would the Pokémon have to interact with kids in the daycare?
>get a nidoking
>sits on a 3 year old and it dies

Pink for sure. I could heal people in the name of my lord and savior jesus christ

All these buttons are fucking stupid. Wanna know why?

Red gives you the ability to turn completely invisible, but not the ability to become visible again after, so have fun being a ghost the rest of your life.

Blue gives you the ability to fly, but not the ability to breath at high altitudes, the ability to fly for long periods of time, the ability to land, the ability to not pass out if exposed to too many g's... etc etc, so sure you could fly, but not like superman or anything.

Yellow gives you the ability to read anyone's thoughts but not the ability to not hear people think. Yea, anyone with this ability would probably an hero within a month.

Green is alright, but good luck not becoming a literal lab rat for the government if anyone finds out, and there aren't many uses for this one anyways.

Orange would make a sonic boom right next to you, so your hearing would be gone within a matter of weeks.

Purple doesn't say what happens to your body after you phase, but maybe your body turns into a pile of mush.

Grey, you are gonna get used by the government again probably, and it doesn't state how big the object can be. If the limit is objects light enough that you would be able to pick them up normally using your body, then this is a pretty shitty power anyways.

Pink is also gay, because it doesn't say how painful this process may be. Healing a broken bone yourself without anesthesia sounds terrible. Plus, you are still gonna die.

So yea, none of these.

Make it fight real animals and shit, give it special K when it gets hurt

>Easiest overdose
My nignog

pink

Stuck between Red & Green. Like if I was in a huge fucking situation I could escape by going invisible, but they, whoever it is, could just aimlessly shoot or something until they hit me. With the transformation power, I could turn into like a flea and jump away without being able to get shot or some shit. So green

Pink
>so I can heal everyone's pain.

Psychic pill
>mfw it will let me lift 900lbs

Pen and Notepad
>Get elixir of rejuvenation to fix all my ails

Alchemist's Boon
>Buy cheap metal jewelry and turn them to real gold to pawn

H
>Smoke weed every day

Green syringe
>Trippin balls and passing drug tests

Anime with no dads in it
>Fuck responsibility

Never have to brush my teeth again
>I'll be saved from having dentures in the future

Le Meme Ring
>Time to rewrite society

Wish Pill
>Wish for all musculo-skeletal injuries in the world to be healed.

Elder Wand
>I'm a wizard

The Unseen Servant
>No more chores

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You know how sad these images make me? Never going to happen. I should just kill myself now

Grey because if I advance the skill enough then I could control smaller and smaller particles and thus control everything at my will.

Roll

Chad
>For degenerate reasons

The Pillow
>Sweet dreams are made of these....

City Building
>Welcome to New Pork

What a bro

janet fsho

Pink

I can become a faith healer or some shit and make rich white people pay me thousands to heal their incurable diseases.

Plus I'll never die so shit is cash