Wwyd if you woke up to her in your bed

Wwyd if you woke up to her in your bed

creampie then kick out duh

moarrr

Put my penis into her vaginal canal

Fuck her and empty my nuts on that hairy pussy.

Tell Snatchsquash to leave

How did you get Zelda Williams' personal and private photo?

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Fill the slut with cum, have her tell me her deepest fantasies about underage girls she "dreams about".

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Make her shave that pussy and then fuck it

Fire my bartender

have her learn the hard way that I wake up throwing punches when surprised

then fuck her unconscious body

what he said

I would ask who she was, why she was here and tell her to leave. I need to have an emotional connection if I'm going to make love otherwise I might as well masturbate

i'd fill that meaty pussy with jizz

Make sure she's still asleep and draw ifunny watermarks all over her.

Burn the sheets with me in them.

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Rub that little mexican cunt like it's never been rubbed before, then stick my throbbing dick in her soaking wet, meaty flaps from behind.

Tell her to get back in her mum's car...vroom vroom

Grab a lawnmower, maybe spray some weed wacker on it

I'd tell her to take my razor and get the fuck out of here.

I would stop drinking, for starters...

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>wake up
>look
>Fuck lawn grass grew crazy
>gotta mow now

I'd ask her why she felt it necessary to shove feces into her cunt.