Too pussy for a faces of Sup Forums bread?

Too pussy for a faces of Sup Forums bread?

pls kurt ur gay and every one knows you are

Even though I banged your mom?

Hey Sup Forums

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What is up Sup Forums?
I feel like its been a while

Heeeeeeey

Samara? Right? I haven't seen you around in a while for sure you red headed goddess. How have ya been?

No my names not samara :o
Not sure if i am who you think i am haha.
But im dong okay

Shiiiiiiit. You sure? Lol I thought for sure it was.

There was a red head on here that needed shots to make her hair grow. You look a lot like her

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knh

Girls don't go on Sup Forums and they certainly don't get dubs.

Sup yo

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underage
grannpa
sandnigger
fake
virgin
Mr Magoo
i dont even
nigger
cube

Andy is that you?

>Judges everyone harshly
>Doesn't post pic

I bet you're like 300 pounds, blame everyone else, and secretly hate yourself.

here you go god sir

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you're pretty cute

what are the Easter islands like this time of year?

No thats me though i have alopecia ..just my name isnt samara lol

no, just not a cancer fag. Why do you come to an user bored to reveal yourself?

Well todays just opposite day then huh?

Fun fact i get dubs often and trips are kinda common

Prove it

I'll post my mate I'm hanging with

I share his sentiments

>I share his sentiments

what does this mean?

how old do i look?

I look sleepy af

He means he is a pussy.

Trap

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Hey guys, just got back from Reddit. Not feeling so confident, pls rate me good

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>my English teacher from 10th grade/10

the rules
The Rules
must be obeyed

Get normal brows, this looks fucking ugly. These fucking ginger whales that cant lift their asses off the couch

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Roody Poo

wow really? uh.. turning 20 next week, its the haircut, i regret it so much

LOL, really? I'm 21. was he pretty young?

u're a fucking moron if u think that girls dont go on Sup Forums. Sup Forums is one of the most visited by vags

From what I remember he was around his early 30s, looked pretty young though

this one girl told me I look like diego luna if I grew my facial hair out. what ya'll think?

I read that shirt as "The Brony" at first.

>she is not op
>she is not begging for attention
Lurk moar newfag.

are you guys getting ready to shoot up a school?

That's a good length in that photo user, keep it like that when it grows out

Prove what? The dubs or that its me?
Im laying in bed so im not about to get up to fetch anything for ya

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How old did you say you were user

I'm 20, he's 19 and neither of us are even in college currently so nah.

Did have someone we were aquaintinces with in HS though when we were both going through some depression "jokingly" say that "if you shoot the school leave me alone."

Not that we really gave a shit if that opinion was held.
Resident troublemakers.

English teacher would call us Beevis & Butthead

>get normal brows

And how do you suppose?
Perhaps if i just water them daily the hair will magically grow?
I have alopecia genius.

Also im chubby at best

i dont think i have the patience to go trough the awkward stage again, i dont want to get too atached to having long hair, it would suck a lot more when i start balding

bout to roll up

No, prove you get dubs and trips. That's infinitely more important than your gender.

Very true but i have a feeling now that ive said that ill probably not get dubs now haha

what's with the drawn eyebrows? Is that by choice or is it a result of the alopecia?

Your arm is bigger than a leg of Sup Forums's inhabitants. I see from here your large vagina. Fat acceptance always gets rewarding, yeah?

have you guys... kissed.. before?

asking for a friend of course

Rate my gf

looks like a whiter christian yelich

Too smart for a faces of Sup Forums thread

you know even the tards have to graduate elementary school at some point.

would literally fuck anyone

Clearly ive said alopecia a few times.

Yea alopecia gets rid of more than just the hair on your head.
Basically all my body hair is fucked.

So i dont have the patience to create realistic brows...that would take forever.
I just draw some on and consider it better than nothing

5/10

Nah
No homo

But, we both lost our virginity to the same chick.

And we both fucked another chick.

Each time I was the first to get involved with them though so idgaf.

Didn't happen till I was past the point of caring what they did

Would you rather fuck a fat Jew or a nigger with 12 inches, asking for science

Hi

A fat jew all the way.

Id never touch a nigger...thats fucking gross

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i love weed

kek

Gueh

Yes

and dick

Go away

rate us Sup Forums

brb

He looks like he nuts after 15 seconds

Would be attractive without the joint in your mouth

Cute siblings. Just don't go having any mongoloid kids now.

>Faces of Sup Forums
>Literally a dead girl

Lol ok hello

Your like a mix between Superman and screwge

would fuck both

Hello fellow honors brats

I literally giggle-snorted

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On a comedown aren't I

qt

welp boys and girls, I'm 6 beers in and just smoked a j. gonna play some pick up soccer with the bros to celebrate my finish with finals

Admittedly we did both got good grades

On our statewide reading & writing test I got the highest score in the whole school (perfect, believe it or not).

But.
We also got suspended several times for drinking at school events/coming to school hungover, leaving early, skipping class, etc

I miss those days


We never gave anybody else shit though. Mostly stuck to ourselves

Was an alternative highschool (in washington state no less) full of hipsters, hippies, and liberals and both of us being practically raised on Sup Forums we kinda didn't give a fuck about fitting in with their hugbox tumblr crap.

>1st to get involved
>1st
top kek

:) Here's one of my dog and my bro

Didn't mean to quote
Well hey man
After I was done with her I ended up becoming friends with her again after several months
And then after she saw I wasn't interested she went for my m8
I told him he could go for it if he wanted
And so he did

Made things slightly awkward when that didn't work out and when the 3 of us would hang out though
Especially since she still is lusting after me and my friend isn't really over her

I do love me some puppers.

Heres mine.

either put your tits away or take them out.