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>Dec 15-19, 2016 - 1st Test at Brisbane Cricket Ground, Woolloongabba, Brisbane (day/night)
Australia 429 & 202/5d
Pakistan 142 & 94/2 (46.4 ov, target: 490)

Pakistan require another 396 runs with 8 wickets remaining

>Dec 16-20, 2016 - 5th Test at MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai
England 477
India 60/0 (20.2 ov)

India trail by 417 runs with 10 wickets remaining in the 1st innings

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is the aus vs pak a 4 day or 5 day test?

3 day test la

well a test lasts five days

the commentator said the brisbane crowd isn't used to 4 day tests so i'm confused. also 4 day tests are thing though i'm pretty sure

never forgive never forget

#abbottforjail2016

They're used to tests finishing early

first class games are four days, tests are five days by definition

they probably meant that games generally end on the third day in Brisbane since Australia literally never lose there

What did he mean by this?

my idiot roommate thinks paki is a racist term lol

>Poockson Pood

REAL

based shane

do you spit when you talk?

Don't be a racist

that's surprisingly common Tbh

Paki is literally the first four words of pakistani, how the fuck is that racist? They're not being called a dune coon or something

I think it's more like that over in the UK

>Pookson Pood

Racism is contextual.

Paki has always been used as a derogatory term for any brown person in England. It's very insulting to indians in particular.

why, because indians hate being reminded that they share a common genetic history?

>It's very insulting to indians in particular.
That's only because Indians hate Pakistanis
These days describing anyone's country of origin is considered racist, unless you're white.
Paki and Arab aren't socially acceptable but Pom and Kiwi are

Neither paki or arab are socially unacceptable saxon, stop trying to spin this into a reverse racism thing

Would you like it if I called you cunts Pakis? Exactly. Now shut the fuck up.

I would be furious if somebody called me an aussie.

also dear old Boycott tried to say that pom was a racist term

I literally wouldn't give a fuck because I'm not pakistani. If I was pakistani I also wouldn't give a fuck.
>I would be furious if somebody called me an aussie.
kek typical peelander

you're just making shit up bro, it's only an issue in england, over here pakis have no problem calling themselves pakis same with arabs.

t. paki

I'm not Saxshit nor am I trying to reverse racism my shit up. It's >literally the truth.I wouldn't really care because I'm whiter than a sheet of printer paper and 8th gen Aussie, so it'd just make you look like an idiot.

It literally isn't the truth though, particularly for arabs.

matthew wade, everyone

hey lads just woke up is gary bowling nice?

Holly isn't playinng today lads. Is she hurt?

>ywn nurse Holly back to health, earning her love and admiration for the rest of your shared life together.

Feels bad lads.

>wade

If you call someone 'that fucking paki' people are going to take offence to it because of the racial undertones.

You call someone 'that fucking kiwi' people will just agree with you

Will Garry score a nice ?

>this Gabba """"""""""""crowd""""""""""""

KEK

That's got more to do with the common underlying motivation in saying "that fucking paki" than anything racist about the term itself. If you said "Azhar Ali is a paki" no one would care. Contrast that to someone saying "Rabada is a kaffir", which would literally land you in jail in South Africa

it's people like you who go on and say blacks and other minority groups should work on their victim complexes

...

That user is right though, there's direct racism and indirect (contextual) racism, though the latter is really only offensive to sensitive fags.

>Poockson Pood

gay melbournite detected

Will nepotism keep ShitLysa HealShit in the national side over based, muscular and elite Beth Mooney?

Except this isn't even indirect racism.

unironically their largest non-ashes crowd

this is the current state of suicideland

nah

>living in geefuckinglong

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Just took a steaming hot /cric/ lads

It's nice here

>maddinson
back to back sixes coming up lads

why even live m8

>Maddinson

literally worse than Poockson Pood

>brisbane has a severe thunderstorm warning
If the follow on was enforced this would be over already

BUGGER ME LADS THERES A STORM COMIN

please Kek make it rain
Kek akbar

They should trade maddinson for the substitute fielder

Why is Brisbane allowed to host tests

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It is about the piss down on the gabba

The Gabba is unironically the best ground in Australia.

In terms of design that's the SCG
In terms of capacity that's the MCG
In terms of pitch that's the SCG or the WACA
In terms of crowds, that the MCG or Adelaide Oval

The Gabba is only notable for being a homebabby pitch

>lightning in december

fuck Suicideland

fucking can't stand the subtropics

Reminder objectively Perth has the best weather in the country

this is the single gayest post I have ever seen

Hah what a classic small-time New-Zealand attitude to have. Mock-offence is the norm with me & my Kiwi friends, but to actually take it seriously?

Sad.

pakis have such a huge upper hand right now i think there is no way they could lose t b h

>Kiwi friends
I'm sorry

JUST

>this much damage control

>tubs attempting meteorology

Fucking hell smith you fucking mong it was obvious that this was going to happen when you fucking play in pissbane why the fuck would you not enforce the follow-on reminder the game would have been over if meme shit did

>I memed so hard that somebody unironically agreed with me
weird

Nah they're alright. Good natured for the most part, much less cuntish than the average person in Sydney (not from Sydney just have to work here).

every kiwi we get here is a complete fucking cunt Tbh

they spend every moment of their day complaining about australia, australians and how much they want to move back to new zealand, but they never fucking do because they know it's a fucking shithole deep down inside

I support this post

im at the ground lads its pouring

1. Victoria
2. New South Wales

POWER GAP

10. Western Australia

POWER GAP

15. South Australia
16. Suicideland
17. ACT

POWER GAP

9998. Tasmania
9999. Northern Territory

>2016
>listening to nig shit

Kys saxshit

aoty is preoccupations s/t

Live near the gabba, can confirm it's raining

>enforcing the follow-on

mate don' you realise we are still scared after india in 02?

its bullshit, our bowlers were still fresh

resumption of play is delayed lads

:)

The SCG looks like it was designed by a mental incompetent. Ugly as fucking sin except for the members.

Wish the ford girl would step on my balls lads

sorry lads been fixing my yabby pump for the last 15 minutes, what'd I miss?

bit of rain lad

>Shaun Marsh is not expected to be in contention for the Boxing Day Test against Pakistan, which could offer another opportunity for Nic Maddinson. Marsh broke a finger during Australia's loss to South Africa at the WACA in the first Test of the summer, and Cricket Australia's team performance chief, Pat Howard, said it was "highly unlikely" Marsh would be passed fit for Boxing Day.

Why are they sticking with Maddinson? I like him but he certainly hasn't performed.

I bet you were actually jacking off my man

Nah I really was fixing my yabby pump. Washer busted earlier in the week so had to replace it with a bit of an old thong. Works bloody well

Mark Waugh unironically thinks he's elite

finished my rain break wank lads

>3 day ban for a single post about witcher 3

6/10 game

the best thing about cricket is that you can still post in the gamethread after your ban ends

>waiting out your bans

kek

i've been a big maddinson fan for a long time and want him to do well so badly, but i don;t think he's cut out for this level

also, the sixers need him or else >we are fucked again, especially when all the poms leave halfway through

>lightning any time
>"I can't breath"

>unironically feeling loyalty to a big cash side

Ian Healey should khs desu

>unemployed suicidelanders

>not bleeding magenta and black

I bleed Cricket Australia XI