After a long night of drinking on bourbon st in New Orleans my gf is toast. Any requests?

After a long night of drinking on bourbon st in New Orleans my gf is toast. Any requests?

sharpie in pooper

sharpie in pooper

Dubs say thumb in the butt

kick her head

Pooper with a sharpie in it

Finger ??

Rollin for this!!!

if dubs shoe in pooper

Close up of that ass

wtf we can count?

Reroll

let's see a front shot

Thumb in the pooper

Why are the pants down

Shoe on head

Get her to confess how many times she's cheated on you

Toast you say?
Cover her in peanut butter and Jam

I need her soles.

Shit in her pants

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Wasted....

Piss on her

Bring her over to my place on robert st faggot

shoe on head, with writing on her face saying "drunk slut"

Make sure she doesn't die

Let in a pack of niggers and tell her tomorrow that she deserved it

So user got dubs so put ur thumb in her bunghole

Spread ass cheeks

Bump

Pull her panties down

Jizz on head

RAPE HER ASSHOLE!!! She won't even remember it. DO IT. DO IT NOW. Log the fuck off the internet and go put your cock in her asshole.

Lol what kind of cuck would do this shit to their own gf. A random whore yeah but not someone you'd call your gf.
Cuck

Just start pulling her panties to the side and stick a few fingers up her snatch

newfag

Finger ??

>Log off the internet

Amazing.

Can you picture her red painted toes?

that is so fucking gross, don't let her face stay that close to the nasty fucking toilet.

This catch brought to you by, Oldfag.

Time stamp on her ass with lipstick

Managed to get her in bed

Feet pic please

Finger up her asshole

yeah now sanitize her fucking face because you're both going to get a disease

eat her pussy, im sure she will enjoy it while she's trying to co[e with drunkeness

fake as fuck

Undress her then show tits

dat piss stain

>piss stains on underwear

I do not want to fucking go near that shit, sage

This

Feet please

>implying normal people don't sign out of their routers/modems and unplug all hardlines whenever not using the internet.

Is her hip dislocated?

time stamp with your dick in her ass

>gf
>wearing a wedding ring

Huh?

could be regular vag crust or yeast infection

if that makes it better

this

Feet...

This mother fucker gets it.

plz show her feets

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Put something in her ass OP

10 shapiees in pooper

>PUT
>YOUR
>COCK
>IN
>HER
>ASS

fuck her in the ass when she's passed out

Trips, must do.

>gf
>has a wedding ring
what aren't you telling us, OP?

is no one gonna acknowledge her wedding ring

Haha pee pee poo poo on her under roos XDDDDDDD

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the 2 people who mentioned it before you might acknowledge it at some point. dunno when though

>Implying this dude isn't fucking someones wife and refers to her as his girlfriend.

Is this a thing?

More of her cute ass

Looks like an engagement ring to me mVIII

Looks more like an engagement ring to me. Which would make her his fiancee, or in common parlance, his girlfriend.

Bump

Yes. And every night you should turn off your pc, take out the hard drives and put them in their anti static faraday plastic bags and then take the RAM sticks out and shove them up your ass.

Ok I will start doing this. Thank you so much. I owe you my life and my bunghole

Post your kik

No, you inbred, that would make her his fiancee, a distinct level above girlfriend.

Is that all we fucking get? Tumor hips?

You say I should RAM them up my ass? xD

Most people in my experience still use the word girlfriend or partner. Saying fiancee sounds faggy as fuck, so most don't use the term.

Clearly you're one of those fags that do, no doubt you pronounce it with a French accent too.

Shhhhh. He's busy having his way with her not-capable-of-giving-consent-"girlfriend"-ass
Plot twist:
>That's just some rando's wifey he picked up in a drunken stupor.

I'm hoping he's fucking the fuck out of her. If not he'll regret passing up the opportunity.

She probably pissed the bed and he's busy cleaning it up

No I'm one of those fags that's married.

I pronounce it "Fee-Antsy", just like any red-blooded American.

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Isn't New Orleans full of niggers? Are you a nigger?

well, you sound desperate

This is RAPE. SHE IS UNCONSCIOUS. she cannot consent in her state. You are RAPING HER.. Reported to the authorities...

shit in her underwear and put em back on her

Please be bait. I choose not to believe in moral fags

???? How is it not rape to post your wasted girlfriends nudes online

lol definitely bait

She is your girlfriend, this entitles you to privledges. You cannot rape your girlfriend.

Because rape requires some form of penetration. Clearly, you're not a lawyer.