money & bitches edition
/brit/
Brayden Howard
Chase Myers
maisie
Asher Thompson
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Leo Cox
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Carter Allen
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Chase Foster
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Wyatt Jenkins
susan
Mason Wilson
I come from spending my weekend with a group of Brits who teach science at a local bilingual school. I consider myself to be a decent binge drinker, I have to admit these guys were fucking beasts. Drinking for 48 hours straight and still they say they are small game back in the UK.
They told me they are pretty much in paradise here: they fuck around pretty brown qts being themselves 7/10's at most. They earn enough money to live like kings here (prices are quite cheap and they get paid in pounds).
My question is: why don't you do the same instead of complaining about your life in this site? Literally look for a job at a bilingual high school abroad and your life will be heaven at least for a couple of years. You just have to teach math to stupid and spoiled brown kids and get fucking hammered every weekend.
I really am jelly of the chances you people have in life.
Oliver Long
anime
Ryder Gomez
I'll have an E please, Bob
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Sebastian Baker
Gotta any plans to burn down your local church/mosque/synagogue?
Nicholas Gutierrez
WTF
Caleb Edwards
mate are you a nonce?
Mason Sanchez
Henry Price
you live in quite literally the most dangerous country on planet earth
my life would have to be significantly worse to consider going there lad
Hunter James
anime needs to be banned
Connor Morgan
this is my image you stupid motherfucker
Gavin Perez
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Adam Miller
>el salvador
Literally didn't know that country existed until you posted. Shan't ever be visiting.
Juan Martin
>According to the Salvadoran government, it saw temporary success in 2004 with a 14% drop in murders. This success dwindled beginning in the next year, and currently El Salvador has 65 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants, more than triple the current rate of Mexico.
Wyatt Ramirez
would unironically slap box those titties if I ever saw this
Wyatt Hill
i'm not a normie, I am too stupid to figure out how to move to another country
Jack Perry
found him
Christian Phillips
Sorry m8 but my country is dangerous only if you happen to be a gang member. Literally 90% of all homicides are gang-related.
If you are a white man minding your own business and are not a total imbecile, you will be totally fine. None of the expats I have met has had a SINGLE incident in El Salvador.
Henry Parker
If you're tall is it harder to touch your toes? Or is it all proportionate?
Camden Mitchell
>waldo
foy
Carson White
it needs to be nurtured and encouraged
Nicholas Murphy
But what about this shitty song all Brits I know seem to love:
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Wyatt Allen
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Leo Bennett
i believe you. what does a normal neighborhood look like.
also why is everyone in gangs there?
Brayden Perez
camille
Jack Rivera
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Zachary Miller
never going to happen m8, if it bothers you that much maybe this isn't the place for you. it's more likely anti-anime posts would be banned if anything
Joshua Wilson
hi
Michael Martin
post toot
Easton Reed
>censored nipple
I want the original
Samuel Gomez
NOT letting this go to waste
#
>Walk a lot
>Greenwich (Old Naval College/Park)
>Hampstead Heath/Hyde Park/Hampstead Heath
>British Museum, V&A, Imperial War Museum, Tate Modern
>Visit some old pubs (Churchill Arms, Princess Louise etc.)
>Visit some new pubs or breweries (Euston Tap, The Rake, Kernel, Brew by Numbers)
>Avoid Oxford Street, Covent Garden, Brixton and Camden like the plague; avoid leicester square like nerve gas
>Go out in Peckham or Hackney with le trendy kids
>Go clubbing properly (Corsica Studios/Village Underground/Oval Space/Rye Wax)
>Eat at old establishment restaurants (Rules/Simpsons/The Ivy)
>Eat at some peng foreign food spots (Mangal II, Tayaabs etc.)
>Maybe go to a runtball match, but preferably Rugby or Cricket
>eat a decent fry up (E. Pelicci, Regency Cafe, Maggies...Hawksmoor if you got £££)
Dunno, plenty more to do though
Josiah Lewis
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Samuel Lopez
perusing pro-ana forums
these chicks be cray yo
Wyatt Walker
'CAUSE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANARCHY!
Zachary Davis
>sissy american boys
Adam Sanchez
this was in canada
Thomas Mitchell
god dammit niggas dave chapelle still got it..
that nigga is just funny as fuck
Chase Clark
leicester square was good because there was a guy shouting about drugs and also a magician started a conversation with me
Joshua Bennett
Kids in poor towns are forced to get into the gang that controls said gang.
Still, these motherfuckers are killing themselves so quickly that in 10 years they will not be a threat, as they will all be dead. Best day of my life.
Lincoln Jackson
>those homes and hedges
hmm yes very american
Sebastian Anderson
john lydon is a cunt
the sex pistols are fake
Parker Moore
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Charles Reyes
I will pray for your continued safety
Liam Green
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Ian Butler
any good el salvadorian films?
Ryder Foster
I just remembered something I wish I didn't
Anthony Morgan
are you wealthy?
Luke Reed
The saviour
Thomas Murphy
what do brits call this bloke again?
Isaac Anderson
>salvadoran children join american gangs
hmm
Samuel Clark
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caribou mentioned
Tyler Sanchez
what version of tinder is this
thanks m8
literally all of them are about the civil war, so no
middle class.
Andrew Cox
waltham
Hunter Sanchez
wally-walster
Camden Edwards
*sighs and looks around the room*
alright, ill do it. i'll be the one who asks.
what was it?
Anthony Johnson
the missus
Carter Jenkins
Still a fun song tho. Megadeath cover was better tho, not gonna lie
Logan Diaz
FOY
Jason Ross
I went to the Briston academy and came back alive
But yeah, district seems shitty.
Hudson Nguyen
post a picture of your town
Evan Rodriguez
>.37 acres
>1200 sq ft
>"home"
Joshua Wood
oye, es cierto que los centroamericanos odian a los mexicanos?
Eli Fisher
Wally, he's called the same here.
Thomas Rivera
Nice barn
Charles Hill
No matter where I travel, there will always a tendold or higher risk of me getting raped and murdered. I think I'll just stay here in Iceland
Levi Ross
giving it a listen
*does a think*
yeh i agree
Evan Cruz
There ain't no reason things are this way
It's how they've always been and they intend to stay
I can't explain why we live this way
We do it everyday
Gavin Hill
somethings qt about this crazy looking bitch
Elijah Jenkins
hello nonce
Cooper Long
solo cuando hay futbol. personalmente, no he conocido a un solo mexicano que me haya caido mal. todos son brotier y los amo :3 :3 literalmente mis latinoamericanos favoritos
Mason Ramirez
q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?
Josiah Kelly
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Charles Walker
genuinely good advice
Robert Scott
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Bentley James
I wish that I had Jessies girl
Levi Torres
Not the same person. If it isn't a post about snus, alcohol or Icelandic rap, then it's not the nonce
Camden Perez
aye this thot courtney say she tryna smash.
it aint fun unless the homies get some too though senpai! tryna train this bih
Aiden White
im sure you'll need to leave at some point to be on an episode of game of thrones
Logan Gomez
how could I find a woman like that
Xavier Miller
siempre oigo historias de k los centroamericanos nos odian :(
Jaxon Rogers
>this bih
eugh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Camden Young
Good, the icenonce seems to me like an Icelandic eurotrash
Caleb Wood
fuck off nonces
Oliver Mitchell
liberal college, tinder...
Aaron Watson
Opposite here, I'll be going to Namibia this year still.
Logan Walker
>pray every night for sudden adult death syndrome
>prayers never answered
Ethan Clark
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Charles Ortiz
once met some lost yanks in an industrial estate miles from anywhere of interest
Charles Hughes
are you the gay one
Eli Anderson
these flags are somewhat similar
Cameron Brooks
I was actually a stunt double for Khaleesi
Jackson Thompson
I wish that I had Jesse's girl
Adrian Morales
you could die in the next second
Ryan Myers
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