You wake up in South Brazil

>you wake up in South Brazil

What do?

leave

gay sex

Go north to find a cute native fuck monkey to bring home

It's actually cheaper for us to go to Brazil than go from north to south of the country

I get aids

I wake in south brazil everyday.

Drink coffee to go to work

go back home

so thats southern brazil huh

Find cute confederado fuck girl to bring home.

why do people feel the need to saturate the colours on scenery pictures

this

get me a white gf

>contact italian embassy
>try to explain my nonsense situation
>they're good guys so they sent me back home
>feels good

Hump favela chick's until my dick falls off

>random round building stuck between 2 normal-looking rectangular buildings
>why

come back home

get robbed and shot by 190cm well-built pale skin blond male who is actualy descendant of glorious germans.

Find a nice mormon cutie and make lots of babies

but user that picture is of viipuri

Pretty sure that's Denmark.

That is clearly Santa Catarina, South Brazil.

go to the near portuguese neighbourhood and stay there

Wow, even Brazil have better buildings than American

Laugh

Huehuehue

I didn't know I was brazilian

this looks the Estonia or Latvia