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did all fyromites committed suicide?

fuck work, fuck life lads, should have stayed a NEET and committed suicide.

y tho

>pepper spray

KEK

>i shower every time i shit

So do i lmao but i don't have hemorrhoids, feels good being hygienic

y not?

so if you get diarrhea, you'll shower all day long??


is your job this bad, user?

I won't shower all day because I won't leave my house

>is jour job this bad

Nah, better than nothing, I just woke up was a bit grumpy lad.

astia din balcani suporta turcia pentru ca majoritatea sunt miniturci lol

Sorry we don't speak romani

Hayde, come to Greece. I'll buy you a beer and have a conversation on how to persuade Bulgarians to drop ъ from their alphabet

Albanian ë is equivalent to Bulgarian ъ
Albanian q is equivalent to Make ќ
Bulgarians can't say ќ and makes can't say ъ

Nevъr

mpoulgarianz, pls

i thought q is like ch

SHAQIL ONIL

how to help the bulgarian user to get gf?

morning fags

this evening I'm going to smoke nargile with this chick that all of my friends have fucked years ago but I haven't. She's since become fat but I still want those scraps because I don't know any other grills that want to hang out with me

and how will your day be?

exactly how fat? just chubby or SJWTumblrina tier?

chubby I guess

Здpaвeйтe пpиятeли

здpaвe жeлaeм гycин Aнoн

зa eднa бpoйкa дa ми нaпишeш имeтo и щях дa пoлyчa yдap

tel him to be himself

Aнтoнe пoчвaй дa paбoтиш

нeмoa, днecкa щe лaйняcвaм

then go for it, with the blessings of all seajews of /balk/

Albanians are Bessoi from Bulgaria

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bessi

Good morning

What is the №1 best thing ever produced by each of the Balkan countries?

Bulgaria is rightful Albanian clay.

other countries- nothing
my country- me

Albania is rightfully Greek

And what have you done?

most Australians seem produced by the West Balkans or Greece

I'm flattered but fuck this country honestly

>slowly gaining weight
feels bad man can't be a bitchboy anymore

Facts about Serbs:

- Invented the fork
- Invented Electricity (Tesla)
- Invented the first Electric Car
- Invented the Radio
- Invented Nuclear weapons and Theory of Relativity
- Started WW1
- Produce 2/3 of the world's Raspberries
- Oldest recorded people (Srbinda - Rig Veda 2500BC)
- Invented modern cavalry (Hussars)
- Made the first Clock in Russia
- Invented the first long sword (Schiavonesca)
- First ethnic church in the world (1219)
- Largest Orthodox Temple in the world (St Sava Belgrade)
- Have the oldest instrument in the world (Gusle)
- First nation to break free from the Ottoman Empire
- Only people to kill a Sultan on the battlefield (Kosovo battle 1389)
- Only people to ever down a Stealth Bomber (Kosovo War 1999)
- Created the Ashkenazi Jews
- The most imported NBA players
- Have the best tennis player of all time (Djokovic)
- We have slept with the most beautiful women of the world (Adriana Lima)
- Only people to survive jumping out of an airplane without parachute at 39,000 feet (Vesna Vulovic)
- First people to invent running a plane into a building (Nikola Kavaja 1979)
- First to create a Terrorist group (Black Hand)
- We have the oldest Flag in the world (1166)
- The first Russian Tsar, Ivan the Terrible was a Serb
- Serb frescos are in the Kremlin
- The most famous Diamond Thieves are Serbs (The Pink Panthers)
- Famous Hollywood stars all played Serbs in movies (John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Dennis Hopper, Sam Rockwell)
- Famous people learned Serbian - Christian Bale, JRR Tolkien, Leonardo Dicaprio,
- James Bond is based on a Serb MI6 agent (Dusko Popov)
- The most spoken minority language in Austria and Switzerland is Serbian
- Most famous Performance Artist of history is a Serb (Maria Abramovich)
- The first Satellite-to-video transmission in history was of a Serbian fresco
- Vampires originate from Serb folklore
- Tallest ethnicity in the world (6'1'' 186cm average)

>And what have you done?
your mother

Good post Draganović

You poor soul

disgusting

>Bulgaria
Cups made by imperial skulls, prostitutes and gypsies
>Greeks/Byzantines
Innovations in ocular removal, debts
>Serbs
Removal of kebab, new ways of shrinking your country
>Macedonians
Styrofoam history and imaginary skyscrapers
>Bosnia
ways of diving your countries
>Romania
Innovations in copper procession, ways of denying their slavic genes
>Kosovo
Innovations in surgical advancements, weapons and munitions smuggling
>Albania
Proper ways of adequate plantation of cannabis, arms and female trade
>Croatia & Slovenia
Perfect denialism of Balkan identity, ways to betray and bail the Federation you're in

greece:
olive oil

bulgaria:
shopska

serbia:
leskovacka

macedonia:
pastrmajlija

albania:
...i can't think of anything

Make way Plebeians,

>Georgios Kastriotis
>Albanian


hmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm

>albania:
>...i can't think of anything
They are masters of organ theft

truly excellent post

>Maria Abramovich

I mean yes, she's part jewish part Serbian, but i don't think a pedophile and satanist is something to be proud about.

>if i add is to everything that make them Greek

>but i don't think a pedophile and satanist is something to be proud about.
Then why are there 1.6 billion muslims?

...

>obsessed with Serbians again

:^)

Both of her parents are Serbs from Montenegro.

>We have the oldest Flag in the world (1166)

lolno, the Walloon flag goes back to the Gauls in Roman days

>Kastrioti is literally a Greek name, meaning "of the Castle"
>had serbian and Greek ancestors

>definitely not a grecoman

Alvane file mou, pls

HE WUZ ALBANIAN MANG

Belgium less real than Bosnia

...

Is that why he didn't speak Serbian nor Greek, was Chatholic not Orthodox, didn't ally with the stronger regional powers and his castle was in the capital of the medieval Albanian state?

The flag was created in 1913, based on a painting by Pierre Paulus[1]

lol

at least we don't have to make up our history

also
> We have slept with the most beautiful women of the world (Adriana Lima)

>we

>Castrum doesn't mean castle in Latin
>There were Greeks in the capital of the medieval albanian state

Some people actually believe this

>medieval Albanian state

No such thing

>at least we don't have to make up our history
haha

>medieval albanian state

Albanians have forgotten their identity as albanians didn't exist way back then..

John Kastriotis' family comes from Epirus. Their crest (double-headed eagle) is Byzantine Greek.

his ancestry isn't that important, he did lead albanians in his fight against the ottomans, so he is an albanian hero

also i think albanians also had folk songs and stuff about him, kind of like we had songs of tsar lazar and tsar shishman and krale marko

though he was a christian hero first and foremost, so muslim albanians are sort of being a little schizophrenic when they celebrate the man that would slaughter them like dogs

Attention serbian diaspora: get fucked, and srbe na vrbe. Serbs are a pig-herd tribe who have contributed nothing to the world. Serbs weakened the region before Ottoman invasions, they are responsible for the breakup of Yugoslavia and the wars that followed. That is all.

bullshit, it goes back to a motive used by local Gauls, same like the Britons used the deer.
check the tabula peutingeriana

well we haven't genocided our minorities nor discriminating them, we don't have an islamic majority like most of the balkans, also we didn't get bombed by nato lmao

how are we still considered balkan

In all honesty, there was such a thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Arbanon

>Last prince was Golem

lamooooo I know Albanians aren't that particularly attractive but this takes it to another level

It was a puppet state of the Normans

>What is Arbanon?

Judging by your logic I take it then that also the Nemanjić were Greek

Who's that slag?

what did he mean by this

>Judging by your logic I take it then that also the Nemanjić were Greek

No but Epirus is a historically ethnic Greek area, and all of John's ancestors have Orthodox/Greek names.

jailb8 singer.

"In 1081 the Latin-speaking Normans from Southern Italy attack the Byzantine Empire, in Durres - the Bessoi take the side of the Normans against the Greek Byzantines and cause the Byzantines a lot of trouble - resulting in a Norman victory. In 1085 the Byzantines conquer back the territory.

To prevent further uprisings the Byzantines give the Bessoi autonomy in 1190, creating the Principality of Albanon, centered around the Shkumbin river and the city of Albanon. As an autonomous province of the Byzantine Empire the Principality had it’s own leadership but had to pay taxes and grant soldiers to the Byzantine Empire. The leader Progon moves the central city from Albanon north to Kruja, which he makes the capital of the Vassal state. He is succeeded by his sons Ginus and Dmitry, ruling over a multiethnic population of Bessoi, Serbs and Greeks. "

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantine–Norman_wars

Serbs are honorary Greeks, much like every albanian in southern albania

>Fan Noli was born in 1882 in the Albanian village of Ibrik Tepe (Albanian: Qytezë), Eastern Thrace (then part of the Ottoman Empire) as Theofanes Stylianos Mavromatis.

Southern Albanians confirmed for Greeks.

You immediately assume that names such as George, John and Paul are Orthodox names, and we're supposed to believe only Orthodox people used them, but this doesn't explain how a ethnic Greek family would have a castle in the capital of the medieval Albanian state, nor why the family has been through history catholic.

kek, mavromatis literally means black eyed

>You immediately assume that names such as George, John and Paul are Orthodox names, and we're supposed to believe only Orthodox people used them, but this doesn't explain how a ethnic Greek family would have a castle in the capital of the medieval Albanian state, nor why the family has been through history catholic.

They were in service to the Serbian Empire and were awarded land in Albania to rule. They were orthodox.

>John Kastriotis is buried in Serb Orthodox Monastery

Nigger the text is not in the citation given.

Albanians are Bessoi from bulgaria

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bessi

gery nikol

she's a 6/10

Albanians, we don't hate you ok

>D-D-dey were in service to the Serbian Empire and were awarded land in Albania to rule. D-d-dey were orthodox.

>J-J-John K-K-Kastriotis is buried in Serb Orthodox Monastery


After he allied himself with Stefan Lazarević, despot of Serbian Despotate in period 1419–1426, he converted to Orthodoxy, and in 1431 he was converted to Islam because he was a vassal of the Ottoman Empire.

In 1426 he donated the right to the proceeds from taxes collected from the two villages and from the church of Saint Mary, which was in one of them, to the Serbian Orthodox Monastery of Hilandar in Mount Athos where his son retired and died on 25 July 1431. Afterwards, in period between 1426 and Gjon Kastrioti and his sons, with the exception of Stanisha, purchased four adelphates (rights to reside on monastic territory and receive subsidies from monastic resources) to the Saint George tower and to some property within the monastery. In his honor the Saint George tower of Monastery of Hilandar was known as the Albanian tower (Serbian: Arbanaški pirg).

You literally named the tower Albanian Tower, what the fuck do you think you can hide?

Also how could they have been given land in Kruje by Serbian nobles when Kruje was held by the Albanian house of Topia?

Albanians are Albanoi from Kruja.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanoi

reminder that alexander the great was macedonian, not greek

Aegean Macedonian to be exact.

>You literally named the tower Albanian Tower

>albanian is anything other than a regional term

anyone from "albania" is "albanian". you're a Shqiptar m8.

>The Kastriotis family come from Kanina, Greek Epirus.
>Catholics

Reminder that Macedonians (wrongly reffered to as Fyrmonians) are the true descendants of ancient Greece and modern "Greeks" are Turks that are pretending to be Greek.
There's a reason why Macedonians are whiter than "Greeks".

The Topia family was extinguished by 1415. No kastrioti lived in Kruja until Skanderbeg.

You literally disproved nothing of what i said, you just regurgitated the same thing you said but in a more banal way.

Shqiptar is an endonym derived from the Mirditor Albanians that called their army Skiftera, which not coincidentally means Eagles since the Mirditor have preserved everything from the medieval Albanian state from language to symbols to religion to social hierarchy. It was only popularized in the 18th-9th since Mirdite had constantly rebelled against the ottomans since 1503 and the bulk of Albanian armies were Mirditor. When people screamed "Erdhen Shqiptaret", they meant the Albanian armies had arrived. Another endonym we frequently use is Arbnor, though it's only limited in the northern part.

How are you today my blackfu lovers

>No Kastriot lived in Kruja before Skanderbeg
>His father had a castle inherited from his own father in Kruja
>He used a forged letter to retake his father's castle

THE HISTORICAL INCONSISTENCY IS DRIVING ME INSANE

Ty bro
>Virgen de Guadalupe
What did she mean by this?

black women are disgusting