User, you've been convicted of rolling singles. How do you plea?

user, you've been convicted of rolling singles. How do you plea?

NOT GUILTY CHECKEM

I was framed by the police.

nice roll faggot

guilty as charged

I kindly show them otherwise.
checkem

I would like to enter a plea of no contest.

fuck

Only les doubles gere seƱor

You can't police the police!

it's CHARGED
convicted means a verdict has already been met you fucking dumbfag

satanic truth

Devil speaks the truth

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

You aint got shit for evidence

Not guilty

guilty

Most likely guilty. But if they can't find evidence, who's to say?

not guilty

FUCK YOU!!!!

I'm innocent. Check 'Em.

GUILTEE

Do it, man. Just fucking end it already. Fuck.

Fuck you

Innocent I never do that shit

Check my dubs, your honor

Lawyered by Satan.
Damn you're Fucked, OP.

objection your honor. my client is innocent

I wasn't me.