Tfw no bimbo australian gf to shitpost with

>tfw no bimbo australian gf to shitpost with

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>tfw no swarthy romanain gf

can't wait till I go back to birmingham and mire all the qt romanian girls

>swarty
>dat light eyes

t. straffGOD

They'll still be on shift selling all the copies of The Big Issue

>tfw no iraq veteran romanian gf to laugh at weak westerns with

fucking retard forgot pic lmao

This feel hurt a lot

will visit romania next year. Tell me some cool shit to do there, I'll be hanging around the capital because I don't want to get stabbed or robbed because I don't speak romanian lol.

>european capital
>not get stabbed

LOL

Iasi/Ramnicu Valcea and Sibiu are the only decent big cities, but what's even the point of coming here besides maybe visiting your US forces or going to some old castle or shit

this

i love australian women so much pham, their accents just make my dick instadiamonds

Where do i find women like in the pink dress in this video over there?
youtu.be/2iUGfURqyhs

Also her name would be appreciated

I visit UK family for at least a month every year. I've been all around europe, lol why the fuck not ryanair is hella cheap. Plus that castle and big ass government building look cool as shit. Also where do i find prostitutes?

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>this
>i love australian women so much pham, their accents just make my dick instadiamonds

Wait there's people like the Australian accent?

ploiesti maybe

or just cross down into your southern states

bucharest is best for prostitutes I guess, but why pay when american tag will get you free pussy (unless you're poor)
ye

It only sounds good on women, particularly young women

>but why pay when american tag will get you free pussy

desu im autistic you don't understand

It's my favorite accent. British accent makes men sound gay as fuck and the women sound bitchy. Australian accents are sexy af on women and not too bad on men

just be careful, most of them are nesters and you'll probably get tourist'd especially if they smell your autism

Ye cheers hun, reckon u can stop by maccas on the way back? don't be a cheeky cunt again and get some healthy shit again m8.

>Putting up with this on the daily

>blond, blue eyes

sorry to diappoint you, Radu, but that's not romanian.

I would
yeah blondes are pretty rare I guess, but why muddle your genes with petty weak traits anyway?

>yeah blondes are pretty rare I guess, but why muddle your genes with petty weak traits anyway?

This. Dark skinned romanian girls are the most attractive women in all of europe

>just be careful, most of them are nesters and you'll probably get tourist'd especially if they smell your autism

give a translation for us autists

>maccas

tf?

portuguese***********
they nest, aka they crowd up in a place and fuck people on a hourly basis without you knowing, you go there thinking its a personal exchange while some other fuckers leave through the back, and they might also advertise themselves at say 100 euros while fucking some literal gypsies for 15 euros in some other place, shit the only reason I'd only ever go to a whore is to do the degenerate shit I can't with a real girl without her telling half the village, but I would never trust balkan whores to be clean enough

>maccas

"oi cunt if wer're going on a maccas run d'ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggoted or nah?"

Cunt = Friend
Maccas = McDonald's
Durries = Cigarettes
Servo = Service/Gas station
Grog = Alcohol
Bottle-O = Bottle Shop
Maggoted = Wasted drunk

that's amazing desu

>tfw no blue-eyed blonde gf

Basically like whores everywhere around the world.

What advise would you give somebody who has no money, who can only rely on his nordic looks but spills the entire spaghetti of Italy the very first time he opens his mouth?

I can't even fucking get a hooker.

Be black. White women love that

>that big ole head

looks like her mother was in a nuclear power plant accident while pregnant

Her head game is certainly strong

>tfw no rarebreed balkan gf

just b yourself

but in all seriousness don't come off as desperate and probably don't be desperate, how old are you? and are you good looking, as in beautiful face, being 6'6 and blonde won't help you if you look like a mong, but in that case financial success can still help you socially so study up or pick up a trade and make dosh.

I guess the biggest advice I can give you though is to get off Sup Forums

True, I saw a lot of half black toddlers in London with their white moms and no dads.

Disgusting

anyone wanna go pump darts and sink piss

dranslate ;dd

cigarettes and beers

ye i'm down first rounds on me cunt

more plis

>tfw curvy 10/10 Romanian qt goes to my friends college
>has a Snapchat account and posts the most hilarious snaps all the time

Fuck man. 10/10 looks and personality is super rare now and I will never be able to link her. Feelsbadman.jpg

if i ever visit australia will you guys hang out with me

>tfw consistently want to post my 6'4 sister but some stupid mong will dox me

life is pain

no u

alri

If u keep flattering me with that sexy accent talk u can do whatever u want mate

Why are "aryan" women so disgusting?

i guess im sporting the durries then

>nordic looks: blond hair, face shape etc.
>no disproportions, scars or anything
>almost 30 but a fucking little boys face (like two years ago I was still asked to show ID when I bought alc - alc is here for 16+)
>fit, parkour body

I think I would consider myself kind of attractive because girls who don't know me occasionally try to hit on me (not even landwhales or anything) but """being myself""" creeps them out in like 10 seconds (see spaghetti post).
It's kinda funny because you can see how uncomfortable they feel and how desperate they look for an excuse to get the fuck out.

source on pic btw

yeah...that's a meme and I'm from Germany I should know.

...

when I stopped on the e60 at some mini market type thing to refresh on my way to zell am see this short austrian qt which was working what I presume was a summer job there kept checking me out (I'm quite hot)

would I even stand a chance if she knew I was romanian though? I swear I've been awestruck for the past 5 years too and I'm stupid enough to think I could find her
idk, I used to have the same problem (and still sometimes do) but it just slowly kinda went away, try having more social outings and to get over any fear of rejection if you do have it, where do you meet girls anyway?

also cristina dochianu, she used to do sports newscasting

would you an hohol?

bimbo australian shitposter gf or superior roach gf?

politically concerned dutch gf

I'd say yes. Romanians are pretty accepted nowadays here, I guess. You guys are cool.

Light skin Arab master race gf

>where do you meet girls anyway
parties at university, basically the only thing where I meet other people. Sometimes also when I'm try to drink my depression away sitting alone in a bar.

>get over any fear of rejection
don't have it. I always notice how the people rejecting me are more afraid than I am.

>try having more social outings

>tfw not even male friends to do something

I am so fucking alone...

but you're the anti-Sup Forums guy from epl aren't you? how could I trust you ;_;
no job? could hang out with co-workers

>tfw no humorless Austrian gf

>he's pro Sup Forums

Disgustint

no. poorfag, student (so no gibsmes) and I somehow doubt that I would get along with co-wokrers better thanwith fellow students in school and university during my entire life.

I'm not, meant he just might be trying to be nice
co workers tend to socialize better in my experience and here at any decent institution there's yearly parties and shit

lol I know my perspective might be skewed.

I'm just saying because I got assaulted on here by an austrian guy who blamed me for all his troubles only a few weeks ago, but then again he didn't know what the fuck a yugoslavia is so maybe I shouldn't have put that much stock in his words either

Is this the >tfw no gf threat?

if so then

>tfw no gf

*BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>Austrian education
I'm guessing he was mad because he thinks "you" took his jobs etc.

Can somebdy explain this meme to me? Saw it multiple times now but still don't get it.

ye
I just assumed he was severely underaged

>tfw blew up a date with a big titted nordic qt friday night

She still snaps me though

explain how ya blew it

We were both at a party when mutual friends and we were supposed to drink coffee satursay around lunch. But my friend, who has a girlfriend btw, was talking to her all night and screwed me over. He knows I have a crush on her too. At the end of the night I told her that we'll skip the coffee on saturday and went to my ftiends place instead to ask him what the fuck his problem is. He was just stuttering the ''b-but I have a gf'' and I figured.

Probably going on a date with her between Christmas and new years instead since I figured it's him screwing the over and not her

Normie gtfo

Last gf was in grade 12 lad, no normies here

>Last gf was in grade 12 lad, no normies here

>ever having a gf
>having a danish gf on top of it
>ever even having friends

REEEE NORMIE

We all want gfs, no need to be angry

Put yourself out there and see what happens. That's what I'm doing now. Been a wreck my whole adult life but I figured fuck it: I can't live my life how others want it. If I want something, I take it. You should do the same.

girls dont shitpost mate

its just us greasy overweight neckbeards here

>Put yourself out there and see what happens

I still get ptsd just thinking about all the rejections and shit that happened to me in high school. I can't even go clothes shopping or go out to eat because it's too dangerous.

get fit

>tfw you weren't born gay

life would be so much easier. I could stand being called a faggot or even the occasional beating if it meant company

I am fit though, unless you mean get jacked as shit. I'm not sure that would help me though

yeah just have a nice body, its a good confidence booster

dude being gay would be the worst, all the other gays you'd date would be equally bitchy as women and you wouldn't even have a nice, warm vagina to stick your dick into

2/10 do not recommend

why dont gays use fleshlights like how lesbians use dildos during sex

or have i been suckered in by the jews running the porn industry and lesbians dont stick rubber dicks in each other?

Well that too.

In my experience, those literal actual 10/10s often feel so secure and self confident that they literally just go with a guy who can make them happy and genuinely loves them. Guys who aren't rich or handsome or at all what you would expect. I think it's because women want partners as status symbols, so when they're self confident and don't care about that then they get with a guy who can just b himself.

You already know what your problem is. If you want to fix it and maybe be in a happy relationship and/or have friends then solve it.

You literally have nothing to lose.

unless they stick the fleshlight up their ass I don't see how that would be useful, he could just give you a handy anyways no need for a fleshlight

also pretty sure lesbians use dildos, lots and lots of dildos

yeah my ex used to be like that (she was a 8/10, I'm like a 5), then she got super insecure and later ended things with me and got with some buff dude

to this day I wonder how things fell apart so quickly and so easily after months of a god tier relationship

I guess you win some and you lose some, and I lost that one bad lol