/brit/

American girlfriend edition

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awful edition

is the unpaid one up at this hour? he shan't be pleased if so

anime

why's that bruce

Gay twat

just finished Mass Effect 1
playing ME2 since I've never played it before
its really good, much better than 1

Fat as fuck...

3rd is meh, but still enjoyable
Andromeda

>Tesla is worth more than Ford now
woah

really electrocutes my fossil fuels

The first two ME games are goat, the third is good but not as good. Not playing the new one.

>tesla would cost more than a Porsche here
Sad reality of the 3rd world

listening to some Billy Idol
he really is the ultimate Aryan specimen

Not entirely true. There's a list on Wikipedia of places and periods in history slavery and bondage have been banned. There are a few emperors and kings in the orient and in the west who had banned slavery for various centuries (though pre-modern societies often returned to it).

Britain simply banned slavery before most modern countries, and more notably and heroicly abolished it throughout the globe.

The last country to ban slavery was the Arab Republic of Mauritania in 1994; slavery is still widely practiced there, but it's technically illegal.

There are also various forms of slavery throughout the third world (especially Africa and India), but it's technically illegal in every country today (according to governments).

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abolition_of_slavery_timeline

Britain was the first relevant country to ban slavery

Eyes without a face is his best music

Thailad should be shot.

it is expensive but I like them
been seeing them on the streets and they look really slick

I like electric cars in general not because I care about the environment but because it opens up a whole new arena for car design without the need for a bulky combustion engine.

I mean Cars have more or less had the same basic "shape" for almost a century now

>blacks your path

That's probably right. Off the top of my head, every major country in the early 1800s had slavery of serfdom that was basically slavery; France, Spain, the Ottomans, the Mughals, Russia, China. Britain is the first modern superpower to ban slavery, and frankly is the reason we don't still have slavery today.

People owning other people as property. Wild!

Thick

my property tried to run away again today
might have to cut their big toes off

need a qt gf to cuddle

*beckons you to lean in*
ᵍᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦᶰᵏˢ

There are only 23 million people in Australia

me no rikey!

Brits bum eachother

top o' the mornin' to ye lads

Have you never had your shit pushed in?

all me

I would, but I wouldn't want to upset Anzu

> my province has the same population as Scotland
And I barely consider my province civilised.

there are more Scots in Canada than in Scotland

The Jews are a wonderful people! Each and every last one of them deserve a gold star

you're right, it isn't

*the apparition of the Confederacy floats about continuing to haunt /brit/ with no rest, and no end, regardless of the logical answers they have given thus far*

But Britain! Britain!

*he echoes loudly into the thread*

Yyyyou were the most powerful nation during the 19th century and yet you cared so much for one little humanitarian issue! NNnno nation could harm you! Yyyyyet you would foolishly decide to willingly sacrifice it all for subhuman monkeys!?

*you the see the apparition is getting furious*

Need a gt qf

it's just high quality banter when we do it though desu

>living west of quebec

Shabbat Shalom mayn fraynd

And they say they're full...

A factoid I remember very well from my days as a youngling injecting trivia straight to the noggin' is that there are more people of Irish descent in Massachusetts than there are people in Ireland.

>not living in quebec

Delete this post mate, we're bursting at the seams and if one fat shit yank steps here we'll sink

>ah yes I'm L'shawn O'reilly, 1/25th Irish my nigga fo sho

since I've become an adult I've grown to appreciate cars more and more
honestly the thought of swelling my old Volkswagen makes me really depressed

*sneaks into your house and does a poo in your toilet*

is it really that surprising that some ethnic groups have more descendants than "pures"

>Sprawl Madness: Two Houses Share Backyard, Separated by 7 Miles of Roads

*scoops it up and throws it at you*

having a coffee

head hurts

>suddenly realising just how bad my gyno is
I've been walking around shirtless for so long without realising how disgusting i look. jesus christ i want to die.

I thought it looked like pecs, like I was muscular or something

Just don't use a car and jump the fence then haha

literally, unironically me

In London?

...

I've gotta admit, sometimes I wish I were an attractive girl, then I look in the mirror and realise I could never in a million years pull it off.

This is only when I'm horny and depressed at the same time. The rest of the time I love being a man and would never want to be a dumb slut.

Ohio

Lots of genuine Irish too my gran aunts lived there for the past 65 years

youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8

this is it lads, i can't take it anymore, i'm caving in and actually killing myself, i'm amazed i managed to hold out as long as i did

writing the note and getting drunk now

goodbye

>Male breast tissue swells due to reduced male hormones (testosterone) or increased female hormones (estrogen). Causes include puberty, aging, medications, and health conditions that affect hormones.

Haha nigga you gay

There ain't no life like the gyno life 'cause the gyno life don't stop.

>Ohio

how can i make a million pounds lads? could really do with it.

...

don't do it youll die

Haha cya

Wish that lad would start posting latex pics desu

...

That explain the lack of urban planning

TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT

rob a million banks out of 1 pound.

Do Makbung every day.

irl greeting idea: "what's gay?"

...

Cute, i`d bang hard

rob 500,000 banks out of 2 pounds

>73152611
Terrible
Kys

I can tell the type of person you are if those lyrics remind you of a Gymclass Heroes song or a Super Tramp song.

gayvid grey the bent pianist

Don't drink user. It's your last day, be in the moment.

Lottery

you lol

stfu

There are Canadians in this thread, watch out.

He's going to meet Jesus. It's only right he partaketh of the final communion.

slept great last night

youtube.com/watch?v=_hWfd6E_lAI

all me

barking

Raaawr!

The one thing I thought I had, my fitness and nice body I realise I don't.

REALLY feel like killing myself

Fuck you kiwi

We need to DESTROY the white race

please dont top yourself

you neither

dabbing is brilliant because you can just do it inside and nobody will ever know and it also gets you baked really fast

Me too I usually wake at like 4am but didn't this time