Just caught this little faggot spider in my kitchen. Little bastard was all up in my bread

Just caught this little faggot spider in my kitchen. Little bastard was all up in my bread.

What do?

None of that "dubs decides" bullshit.
Make suggestions, best one wins.

>Inb4 put it in your ass
>inb4 eat it

just release it bro

put it in your ass, then pull it out and eat it.
trying that occupatio bullshit doesn't mean shit, fag

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Then shit it out and eat it again.

Post pics too or you're a fag.

Microwave for 30 seconds

Lick it

Encase it in a giant blob of super glue.

Stick a sharpie in its pooper.

bump for justice

Better picture.

winrar

This. Fagget

this

Put it into a plastic tub and nuke the cunt in a microwave

Start smoking, blow smoke into cup, give spider cancer.

Be like your spirit animal Fluttershy, feed the boor being and release it out in the wild wilds with a kiss on its fuzzy forehead and a farewell.

Microwave killed him fellas.

sadistic virgin faggot

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