SpaceX Launch - Suck Elon Musks American COCK

spacex.com/webcast
spacex.com/webcast

Stream is now live.

Get in here to watch USA Company shoot a japanese satellite into orbit and then land a reusable rocket on a barge.

LAUNCH SOON BUMP THREAD

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god damn I love space

What can't he do?

Up to 14 billion net worth. About to produce 500,000 electric cars a year in 2018, and is going to be the first person on Mars.

is this furr real mang?

BASED OP

I would never fucking know about these if it weren't for anons like you.

This is gonna be good.

Find love. Keep a woman. Not get divorced.

The music choice is so good on the stream.

>tfw no good space games since X3

Who fuckin' cares?

Is it launching from Cape Canaveral?

what time?

Elon Musk has a sleeping bag and sleeps on the production line at Tesla. He works 90 hours a week and is CEO of two different top in the world companies.

He literally doesn't have time for a relationship. He has some weird obsessive work ethic.

pretty soon I believe, their webcast is gaining viewers at a pretty fast rate.

Literally living proof that women are terrible.

Launch window: 0521-0721 GMT (1:21-3:21 a.m. EDT)
Launch site: SLC-40, Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Florida
A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket will launch the JCSAT 14 communications satellite for Tokyo-based SKY Perfect JSAT Corp. JCSAT 14 will support data networks, television broadcasters and mobile communications users in Japan, East Asia, Russia, Oceania, Hawaii and other Pacific islands. Delayed from late 2015, April 28, May 3, May 4 and May 5.

20 MINS UNTIL THE LAUNCH WINDOW OPENS

If things go well approximately 15 minutes from now.

The window is 2 hours after that point though.

The stream goes live 20 minutes before initial launch window, and it has been live a while now.

>trump is going to make america great
>putin is opening russia to foreigners
>musk is making it possible to move to mars

i just can't deal with what the future holds. my heart is crying

If you are a real American then you want him to fail.

The guy was already a billionaire due to paypal or whatever else, and yet still received welfare from the government.

Anyone that assassinates this welfare queen is a hero.

This

What type of bitch would divorce Musk? Just fucking pretend you love him and realize you do more for the world being a nice cunt for him to fuck than any other shit you could contribute.

His wife is a mega cunt and was jealous of him. Feminism ruined women

HAHA. THIS GUY LISTENED TO THE CONFERENCE CALL YESTERDAY

DUDE PRACTICALLY SWIMS IN PUSSY
WHEN NOT SLEEPING ON THE PRODUCTION LINES

It's too bad Elon Musk is a total faggot.

Nasa is the welfare queen.

Was going to bed...

See this

Fuck I am going to up late.

so they are going to try and land the 1st stage after stage seperation?
cool. bet that one goes over like a turd in the swimming pool

youtube.com/watch?v=L0bMeDj76ig

youtube webcast

compete with gasoline cars

tfw day off tomorrow

i'm just so excited and happy

who wants to be friends for tonight

underbidding goverment contractors by more then 50%
welfair queen

Fuck off

He must do so much adderall.

>Live five minutes away from NASA, Space Center Houston, and SpaceX
>Bad at science, so i can never go to space

>underbidding goverment contractors by more then 50%

for contracts that shouldn't exist in the first place

Nice thread OP. With Hillary as our leader, we will have a prosperous future that will allow space travel to excel.

I agree. Hillary is the only one who can save our country.

SPACE
P
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>go to space
>just float around
>stand on empty rocks
>wow it's fucking nothing

I'm down.

What are you drinking?

stfu retard

Get off the internet since it was a public spending invention.

You do know that the computer tech to make computers smaller was developed in the space program right?

>fuck rich people because they invest their money in things
Really, nigga?

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I am in the same boat. I suspect that we will get a launch. It will be tough for them to land the rocket however.

And how much did you get paid to post that bullshit?

coming out of some everclear

Get your shit out of here.

NASA used to be pretty great. I wonder what went wrong.

i doubt it, i'd bet money on it unless musk himself expressed doubts. they have had an extremely low amount of launches, if you think about it, relative to the advances theyve made. to consistently land after what they've been through so far i think isn't too far fetched

Nothing. Budget cuts.

Obama

Musk isn't a native. Not a true American imo

>triggered black guy looking away from the camera
rip

>go to space
>view is breathtaking
>one of the greatest accomplishments of your life
>swim in pussy cause you're a motherfucking astronaut

Science, bitch.

You go to space and find this alien who want's as much of your cum as possible. She offers to harvest it with any hole you want.

Reminder, this future of cum hungry fem aliens is what Elon Musk works so hard to create.

Thank you Elon Musk.

dis nigga

More of the fact it going into Geo-transfer orbit.

fucking engineering!
i love it. too bad my job blows.
hire me elon.
electrical engineer here!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Jesus fucking Christ

Massive budget cuts gutted nasa.

it's a government agency. it can't hope to compete with private interests that have big money riding on their performance.

He looks like Yeb

things that never happen

oh

well who knows, i still think he can do it

the blonde girl is qt, i'd eat her big butt

How would you know? You shitpost on Sup Forums

NASA never competed with anyone. They don't build shit

Reminder, Space exploration is so important so we can find pic related. Alien girls who want to harvest human cum.

they defunded it so they could only afford to hire on women and retirees for a skeleton crew.

turns out the paygap wasn't a myth after all.

as do you

Just got an offer for an internship with them but everything I've heard suggests I'll be putting 70 hours a week into it. Do I go for it?

that was my point

Youtube live stream:
youtu.be/L0bMeDj76ig

T Minus 8:00

>fuck rich people because they invest their money in things
are you illiterate? I have no problem with him or anybody else being rich, the point is that he was already a billionaire and yet he still took money from the government for a very high risk venture.

The sad nigger in the lower left took all the money for crack, and cheeseburgers.

Well played, yet I have a massive chubby for this stuff, while you remain flaccid

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7 mins

i wouldn't pass on it

YOOOOOOOO

the control room sounds like a cafeteria

someone please pepe the nigger. i cant draw

if only he invested it in feeding nogs in africa

If you have to ask you're not meant to be there.

>that pick
Thats what you get for puting a brown bear in charge of your plane.

Except Elon Musk invested all of his money into both spaceX and Tesla to the point he was couch surfing because he put all his money into the last rocket launch.

Just stop you retarded faggot.

You don't know anything about economics or anything you are talking about. You are literal human trash.

Still good at 530

exciting! can't wait for the landing scene. It was the best part in the last spacex launch

T MINUS 5 MINUTES

SPACECRAFT INTERNAL

RANGE GREEN

LETS GO FAST

He delivered shit to ISS for less than what it cost the government to do it.

Of course it's high risk, it's fucking space.

how much whitener did this dude use on his teeth

he doesn't look like an engineer

hmmmm

latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html

hes the only black guy in the picture

ABORT
ABORT
ABORT

4 mins to go.

Rolling dubs.
If so, this shiny ass rocket is gonna blow up.

I hope they succeed, but I can almost guarantee the landing will fail. They're making great progress, this is by far not a perfected strategy.

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

he was paid by government to do space launches

He is why we won't have to fucking using Russia for all our rockets. Do you know how many fucking jobs he created?

Also today's launch is paid for by Japan.

how do all the satellites not hit each other constantly?

3 mins to go