Time for everyone's favorite game, where we describe a game in the most vague of terms, and everyone else tries to guess what game it is!
I'll start:
J-pop boy band led by a prince has to save the world.
Time for everyone's favorite game, where we describe a game in the most vague of terms, and everyone else tries to guess what game it is!
I'll start:
J-pop boy band led by a prince has to save the world.
FfIV
Fuck you
Blue Man watches friends die in level one, then saves day
A bunch of aliens and humans at war over rings.
Sanic?
Not even close
FFXV, actually, but sure.
I would say "Call of Duty", but you didn't say that you were six years old and yelling "fuck you"
>A long long long long time ago
>one of your ancestors fucked a dragon and your relation popped out
Kek
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
Reporting, acknowledged.
It was Halo btw
halo
Checkd
You fight the machine, then you become the machine. But only when you move.
(This one might be a bit tricky for people who haven't played it)
Mechwarrior or that fucking new one they released on steam with the stupid name
Super hot?
hmm... only thing that kinda sounds like that to me is superhot, but im probably wrong
Yup, Superhot is it.
>you are a man
>well not really a man, more of an idea of a man
>you fight crime
>well, not really crime, you go into a poor neighborhood where all the decent jobs left and people are forced to sell drugs at best and rob people at worst and you beat the shit outta them
>the city loves you for it
>well not really loves, they mainly see you as a necessity, seeing as the cops are useless
>Endless glitches
First person parkour: the game
A witch stole your sister. Go find it
Mirrors ledge
Mirror's Edge
Walking simulator. Wear out number 1 on your keyboard. Autists say ding gratz
World of squirrelcraft
Wololo
Yup.
Do they still say ding? When i was a lad i would play wow and just spam ding all day cause i might be autistic
Here's another one that many people probably won't get:
"Huh, this feels a lot like classic Sonic... Oh god, I'm playing as somone's 'fursona', aren't I?"
I'll be really surprised if anyone gets this, but to be fair, it actually was a pretty good game.
Child kills himself in order to not be killed by his mother.
Shadow the Hedgehog
Binding of asscrack
Nope.
Banjo-Kazooie
I can hear it, but I can't remember it...
Command & Conquer?
>thermal drill: the game
>you have to buy every single piece individually
Nope
>forced to sell drugs
Brother, twin sister and dog travel through space saving teddies and killing ants
Go to school, make friends, get a job, and save the world
idk... dopewars?
Sonic the hoghedge
You go to a fairground, meet a cute girl, and end up fighting a space-parasite.
Since nobody seems to be able/interested in getting it, it's Freedom Planet.
Nameless hunter who tries to break the endless dream but finds him/herself in the same dream again
your pet frog freaks the fuck out, and you go find it and shoot it.
Was this an old playstation 1 game? Where you could combine monsters to evolve them?
No,not at all
Battletoads
Group of school kids join the army and have out of body time traveling experiences.
Gex
Frogger
nah
Nope.
Fuck you we're guessing games.
I was kidding obviously it's grand theft auto
bitch
Nah nigga
dyslexic WASD
Qwop
Blaster Master
Fucking finally
Yes.
Chronotriger
>be samurai
>huge guy with a big club
>kill bad guys doing bad stuff
>also, you have some balls that give you superpowers
i hope i'm not the only one that played this one
Earthbound
Bloodborne?
Robot murders other robots and imprisons their creator because he's pretty sure it's the right thing to do.
Funny, I was gonna say it, but got to the thread too late.
Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams
Nope
A lot of the MegaMan games... But wait, I think 2 is the only one where you successfully imprison Wily?
ding ding
fallout 4 ?
Was I even right about which one in the series? Also, can't believe that Wily wasn't outright executed for war crimes.
Gonna shoot a guess, because I never played it, but This War Of Mine
a drug addict gets his daughter stolen in a apocalyptic place
Go kill a fire man, then light yourself on fire
Nope.
It's a game that is considered one of the black sheep in the series as it breaks the conventions set from the previous installments.
Shovel night?
It happens in a few of them
Duty someone is called too
64 squares 32 pieces....
Scape of rune....
Craft or a world.....
AoE
Not sure Shield Knight is your sister. Got the "wants to be Lovers but never talked about it" vibe from her.
dance your way out of a dungeon
No idea, then. Sorry to have failed you. :-P
Necrodancer.
dingo
>Fog rolls in
>Plant some trees
>Cool bracelets
>Save world
Last thing for the seventh time.
>big-time castle on a floating landmass
>kill four bosses in succession
>99 years later
>gotta do it all again...
>...and find out the only female member of those four bosses is your girlfriend
>sequel ends the same way this game began
Just recently released. It's part of a long living series. I want to fuck the protagonist.
Thermal drill: The game
Some kind of Final Fantasy?
MegaMan x
Persona
Mini cars with guns.
Treehouse level...
Batman series
Dragon's Dogma? I've never actually played it, so I don't really know for sure