caught a glimpse of her fanny while she was on the canny edition
/brit/
FOY
ausGAYlia
what's up guys, it's jonnie candito of candito training hq
/poleaboo/ edition?
business idea: asmr with screamers
shut the fuck up
got called a massive minge in poundworld
*Strolls into thread*
morning boys
*HEEMS everyone*
business idea: create a program finding all the scream asmr and patent it so Google has to pay me millions
Our Father who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever
Amen.
that auscunt made a fool of himself in the other thread didnt he. what a dick.
Holy shit
Listening to CNN and they're unironically saying women earn 80% of what men do (with no qualification about career/education/hours).
business idea: asmr thats just me screaming for 20 minutes
career concept: give people money; if they don't pay it back (+ interest), I take their things.
business idea: 24/7 asmr channel that's just me stamping on aussie runts on the farm
hi
Business idea: steal business idea
gf just won't speak to me to punish me lads
if she was going to break up with me she would have just done it so we're obviously going to get back together she just wants me to be upset
why do you have this saved
privet
>tfw got tickets to this year's bike race in Valencia
He's a yank
oh fuck off
just fucking dump her lad
tip top kek lads just learned my cousin dumped his fiancée three months before the wedding because she refused to take on his last name after marriage.
this
fucking hate women
business idea: nuke japan
haha good lad
Why lad?
alri china
Rorke
nah i dont really but hate all these instagram models because they're fucking idiots
for example that girl preaches shit about beauty at every size. Fat losers use that as an excuse not to lose weight
hahaha good lad
bit gay
where do I subscribe?
Imagine having the time and mindset to get yourself this mad about some girls on instagram
The absolute state
*breaks the Kaffir over the back of a camel*
got a hard-on
ill post links in /brit/
any input on the script? im thinking "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Alright lads where do we take this conversation next
I'm partial to a bit of "ROOOO" myself.
i dont get mad i just smdh head when I read the blogposts they put under their workout pics
like bitch nobody gives a fuck about how it took you bravery to post this pic or what your mindset is
caught a glimpse of the janny's fanny while she(male) was on the canny
If you know what I mean
>nothing sorry, I was eating a cherry bakewell
I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed, that love would never die
bella im your fella
Try a /brit/ gimmick
got my anus fingered by janny outside a thread on /an/
The fact you care at all about utterly inconsequential shite such as this is telling. You're just an unpleasant little rodent.
update: she just dumped me via fb
bella you smella
unlucky lad
hope you find a new gf asap
>getting THIS upset at some Sup Forums posts
crawl back into the sewr, sad little gremlin
What's the worst segment of British society?
body feels cold and tired
brexit voters
tom scottsmen
wh*tes
them bloody foreigners
i miss ed and jordan
Gimmick overload time
>really activates my almonds
Let’s do a Brexit deal with the Parthenon marbles
you went too quick you need to work up to that
noice
christ mate
You need a quick spin if you think I'm gonna put any work into this
outstanding
cant wait to see where this goes
lets do a rock hard brexit
a bold move
I like the cut of your jib
The working class
awful, she won't respond
desuarchive.org
i wrote at least 50% of these posts
just did a hard brexit
theres only one of them with a nz flag?
*imposes wto tarriffs, crippling your economy*
how dya like THEM apples
was in angland until last december
Yanks ignore this
Everyone else: Hi
Brexit is good b all but food is getting more expensive by the week
dont care
hi whats up?
no its not
ye u do
cry more tubby
Looks like you've got work to do
desuarchive.org
bit racist
soon you'll be able to import nice brazillian beef and taiwanese chicken for cheap
won't this fuck over our farmers though?
bet your mum buys your food though
youtube.com
>being a farmer
>current year
desuarchive.org
we'll be hailed as progenitors of the new culture in 200 years
consumed an entire packet of double coated tim tams today... wish i were a bulimic ;(
so the farmers deserve to be exposed to the global market, but low-skilled workers in cities don't?
I’m a model, you know what I mean?
how do you type?
>tfw above average testosterone according to doctors and no sex drive
>What's the worst segment of British society?
Middle class people who affect "working class" standards and behaviour and/or pretend to have a working class background.
Followed closely by the bulk of our worthless upper class, further followed by working class people who think they've somehow advanced socially and became middle class just because economic forces beyond their comprehension have forced them out of the mine shaft and into the cubicle. Followed by the underclass.
Basically what I'm saying is that the hard-working, honest part of the working class and those of the middle class who uphold genuine middle class standards are the salt of the earth and everyone else is worthless at best.
Not counting immigrants because they're not a real part of British society.
'Sheed
quite disheartened
just trawled the archives and learned that one of the first replies i ever got, which has always stuck in my mind, was actually to someone else appropriating my gimmick
funny how the mind works
but quite sad
need a cheer up
any nice pics? of dogs or summink
not a muslim or a lefty lol, just wondering why our food producers deserve to lose their jobs. I think the "exposed to the global market" thing isn't even true for inner-city workers, they've lost their jobs to outsourcing and relocation to lower-cost countries years ago, now the semi-skilled are going to lose theirs through digital services and brexit won't do anything to help them
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