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ap back

lmao he only needs 300+ yards to become the vikings leading rusher this season

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based child beater pls save the season

Elk river here
>furnace went out last night
>2nd guy in 24 hours on his way out
>game about to start
>50 degrees indoors

>furnace went out last night
F

>Le'Raven clark

guess his skin color

>mfw the entire team collapses because we have to go back to giving the ball half the snaps to 1.5 ypc Adrian Beatherson

>needing a furnace

Perfect levels of warm and cold all year round comfiness reporting in

is it cold there ??

>Le'Raven

Fuck our shit up Vikings. Get Pagano fucking fired. Our season's already over might as well get something out of it.

at least we see the sun during the summer months

>-11 F

yes

What all needs to happen for the vikes to make the playoffs? I know we need to win out, but who do we need to lose? is it too complicated to even describe?

how many defensive pass interference flags will there be this week?

Buccaneers and Giants, or Lions if we want to go the hard way.

the bears and packers need to lose this week

fug. they might actually get a FG out of this shit drive

>Rich Gannon
finally a pro Viking commentator

all fox commentators are blatant ABV

It's -20 out. It feels normal till you actually have to do some thing like get gas. Then it seems like endless torture. Supposed to be 40 on tuesday

*palms to the sky*

Why is there no weather board on here

>tfw the handle to hold the pump switch was broken and I was forced to hold onto the pump with my bare hand this morning

AP isn't going to do shit today. This O line is just too awful

>offering a baby to Wotan for victory
>Vikes despair

#skol

We do, it's called Sup Forums (more specifically /brit/)

Lmfao

maybe you should wear gloves you fucking retard

>AP up the middle with worst O line in the league
>Up the middle after we've been doing outside runs since new O coordinator took over.

Stop. Just fucking stop.

>"Good start for the Colts on Defense"

I bet this has been said in every game this year. Yet it always manages to go so wrong.

>it's a 3 and out on every other drive episode

they're still in it just need a shit ton of help. they'll be back in 2nd if KC wins and one game back if the Jags decide to actually play for once.

...aaaand were back to the run based game. Well it was fun seeing some dragons every know and then. (Or having the feeling they could happen any moment)

Thanks Chad, but we don't all have trust fund accounts for fancy ass shit

Jesus fucking christ. fuck this shit.

Aaaaaand we're the best defense in the league........?????

???????????????????


K

And with Houston's piss easy last 3, we need to beat the Raiders next week which is a tall order.

>wearing gloves

what are you some kind of poofter?

just cut off your pubes and glue them together in a hand shaped form. it's not that hard

God I miss Harrison Smith. This defense is a pile of shit without him.

didn't say it was likely but it's possible don't be all doom and gloom quite yet

Luck getting angry

Reminder that mr. president-elect saved 1100 Carrier jobs from leaving the great state of Indiana

This defense really is pretty solid. I have very little confidence that a team will score a TD even on 1st and ten in the red zone.

What a stupid fucking nigger

>tfw I live in a different elk river

no harry
don't like this guy replacing him
keep mistaking him for waynes

lol what the fuck was that

>frog jump attempt

Any ER nudes?

A disgusting act by linval joseph

>been there
>done that
Not good enough for me.
I'm not some cardboard Charlie that just accepts things. I grab life the horns!

Is this the official end of the vikings season?

probably

that leapfrog was hilarious

Hopefully. I can't take more cockteasing.

I hope Linval Joseph gets the shit beat out of him the locker room at halftime. Fat fucking idiot.

he dindu nuffin stop being raycis

Nah but the er target is THE BEST place to pick up ass

>329 lb man tried to jump over someone else
>goes miserably wrong

Vikings canceled all outside pre game activities.

>Greenbay Packers hat on the bridge between Minneapolis and St. Paul

>Joseph

The fuck made him think he could leap over someone?

> stonearch leads to St. Paul

Get yr facts straight buddy

IND defence strength: ???

I once had the craziest night in ER. Had some insane friend of a friend drive us around drunk as fuck driving all over shit, jumping medians etc. Somehow ended up at some cops house and continued to drink shit loads of booze despite all of us being like 15. i think there was something to do with pepper spray at that cops house but i don't really remember

I loled at that.

I got an escort in Minneapolis last night who swallowed my jizz.

how much did he cost?

>Vikings fans genuinely believe Beatyourson isn't on roids

R E K T

shaky

Vikings offense is shite

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about tree fiddy

samefag

no

eat a dick

yes

nice shoop faggot. why are you so butthurt over getting called out on your faggotry, faggot?

>these fucking Canadian commercials

>Posting screenshot straight from phone
>Geo hacked

Have fun getting chainsawed up in one of these neckbeards' basement.

AP will rush for less than 50 yards today, and will not break 100 the rest of the season. We can't drop his over paid ass fast enough.

>throwing to anyone not named Doyle, Hilton, or Allen
ISHYDDT

> cut AP
> use $$$ to sign elite OL

SUPER BOWL AT US BANK

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How many times will they run AP up the middle for 1 yard before they realize it's useless?

THAT NIGGER BUMPED INTO THE PUNTER! WHERE'S THE FLAG REF

Boo these fuckers!! Bunch of beta ass fans.

>vikings offense is worse with ap back

wew

>Allen
Moncrief is better and Rogers is playing decently

>come back from injury early
>get btfo by the colts
>be injured again

it might be related to the lions doing better without calvin johnson. The teams rely too much on one player, and don't have an organic offense

rodgers has caught 12 passes all year

not bad for a former practice squaddie lel

>first "lady"

your not fooling anyone CBS

Looks nice. I'd fuck Michelle.

But Bill Simmons told me she was hot user.

His name is Michael.

>jags up by 6
getting some false hope guys

Do you guys think the Vikings want to go to the playoffs anymore or are they kind of over it now?

>tfw I actually live in his Elk River.

SWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOPE THERE IT IS

nice way to reward Swoope for that last play