Watching movie with mummy

>watching movie with mummy
>sex scene comes on

What do you do to lighten the mood?

Masturbate

Go to a toilet.

BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I ask her to 'help me', and she jerks me off under the blanket. We've been doing this since I was a kid. It's sort of 'our thing'.

>tfw you request tuggies during a hot sex scene and you've been a good boy all week so mummy accepts

2 star post

Kill yourselves.

Switch to sports channel for 1 minute. Upon gazing at something so masculine (sports channel) she leaves the room.

I switch back to the sex scene and fap.

Fuck you. It's because of people like you I can't increase my poster star rating.

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Is this a veinly thinned mommy thread?

Too bad Kate Winslet thread died.

Fucking this... I hated watching most R rated movies with my parents

Now imagine if you're watching a movie and a sex scene comes up.
And you're mom is the actress in it.
That's how sons of actresses feel like, I bet.

It took me a year to reach 4 stars brah

Mommy? Also salsa

That's Demi Moore, and she was, like, 20 when this was filmed - not enough for a 'mommy' status.

ahahahahahahahahha

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no.

This is a thread were we discuss how to handle the embarrassment when watching sex scenes with your mother.

this. Fuck sex in movies

"Close your eyes son"

Yeah, change Demi Moore for Roman Polanski and the boy for a girl and suddenly he has to scape to france.

Fucking society

Why is that a problem, tho? Don't you want little boys to fuck older women? I would've loved to be molested by a hot aunt when I was a kid.

sauce

Hypocresy, the same judgment should apply for women and men.

Also gtfo fucking tripfag

>the same judgment should apply for women and men
Only emasculated cucks believe in the gender equality.

>Watching your mom in a movie
>You get hard
>She notices