User! QUICK GET IN THE CAR, I'VE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! NOW!

user! QUICK GET IN THE CAR, I'VE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! NOW!

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ok fine sheesh man jeez ok

'aight

But before u enter, lemme tell u a thing or two about Kurt

>get in car
>see this
What do?

OH FUCK WHAT'S GOING ON?

Yes, King Buzzo!

BRANDON, I'VE FOUND OUT THE TRULY HORRIBLE SECRET
COURTNEY KILLED KURT, NOW I KNOW SHE KILLED LAYNE, AND SHE'S KILLED SCOTT WEILAND CHRIS CORNELL AS WELL
I'VE GOTTA GET OUT HERE WITH EDDIE VEDDER, MARK ARM AND MARK LANEGAN
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME MAN

I FUCKIN' KNEW IT
WHAT WE GONNA OD?

WE GOTTA GET THE REST OF THE LIVING GRUNGE FRONTMEN AND WOMEN TOGETHER TO FIGHT THE LAST STAND AGAINST COURTNEY
ARE YOU WITH ME?!

YEAH BRO

OKAY BUZZ, BUT FIRST I GOTTA FORD A REDEED, ONLY STREET A WIDE A REEEEEEELAND

Ask him how pat is doing

Don't worry , you're safe. You aren't successful and big like the others

my shoes? check. crossbow? check.

BLOCKS YOUR PATH

...

>turn on TV
>see this youtube.com/watch?v=NhN95oNSjuI
What do I do?

>letting a self-proclaimed rapist into your car

huh?

there is a certain type of guy that feels a kinship and odd understanding with king buzzo

i neither understand king buzzo nor those guys

being a libertarian stoner and/or KISS fan helps

change the channel

don't you mean self-proclaimed artist who's a theoretical rapist?

I took this picture in 2002 in a Minnesota hotel room. There was no one else in the room with me and I do not know who the man on the left is. He looks like early 90s pop star Kurdt Cobain.

is it just me, or does every new kids cartoon since gravity falls look exactly the same

no youre right, but cartoons in the past have also looked the same as the stuff in their era

Blame CalArts.

just as disappointing as their recent albums

mermaid?
check.
murder?
check.

Basses Loaded was awesome though

GET IN, I'LL DRIVE!

WE GONNA OD HEROIN

I was at a Melvins show a couple years ago and some random sperglord wouldn't stop telling me about his homoerotic fantasies involving "Lord Buzz"

literally like fifteen minutes of gratuitous Buzz slash fic material, and the guy only stopped because the band started their set

its a step up for sure but when the bands that named themselves after your song are more notable in their own right and youre just the dude that new kirko bangz its time to give it up.

lmao

But that's literally just one band, isn't it?

And The Melvins are totally successful in their own right, even if it's mostly for material 15+ years old
their classic stuff was hugely influential

did she win the talent show?

that's pretty much typical of every great rock band though

yes

You should have read some of things Brandon said about Lauren Mayberry yesterday.

this is a good thread

I do like Boris more but their recent output has been far shittier than Melvin's. All three of the New Noise Literacy albums were flaming garbage relative to the good Boris albums

I am both those things.