Hey Sup Forums!! She said yes!

Hey Sup Forums!! She said yes!

Any annons wanna give advice on how to keep your foxy wives happy?

Pic very related

To what? Gastric bypass?

BREAK HER THUMBS.

MAKE SURE SHE IS RELIANT ON YOU FOR SUPPORT.

What species star fish is this?

Move in to a tent inside a mcdonalds

Hah, no, she's healthy!

She's got a job where she does an online thing, so that would take some cash that we need out of the picture :/.

She's a human.

this fat piece of shit can get married.

What's your excuse?

Keep her moist with buckets of water until she can be returned to the ocean.

oh looks it's this thread again...

If you're implying she's fat then you can fuck right off buddy ro.

Is that an rfid collar on that whale?

Fuck you you dickhead. She's a human bean!

Beat me to it.. this thread is no so fresh...

He's not implying. He's saying it right out.

This old fucking stale ass bait is as fat as your mother's pussy. It's as fat as your basement dwelling neckbeard wearing zit covered ass.

FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY TRUMP SUPPORTER!!

Did you married Ursula from The Little Mermaid?

Even though this is fake and gay.. what is he wasn't ing implying but instead saying she is a fat gross fuck that looks like she sweats butter?

>Hey Sup Forums!! She said yes!

This same exact thread AGAIN? WTF is going on? What's the point of reposting shit threads from months ago?

Dude.. Trips.. Anyways. FUCK YOU JDIF KIKE NEWFAG!!

Her name is Ulga

Why yes. Yes I did vote for Trump, MAGA, motherfucker!!

Take your stale ass pasta back to red dit faggot.

Try again faggot

Because it's more entertaining then the 20 porn threads up right now?
Also
>check'd

>Pic very bloated
Are you a hambeast?

everytime I see this pic I think of the female koopa trooper

>implying op has a foxy wife
>Pic very related

She sweats swet you filthy republican!

Why do you vote for someone so hateful! Bernie sanders could have been president an we wouldn't have to pay bills anymore you fucking moron!

I'm 5'4 145 pounds. She's 5'7. Take that as you want.

Be a man. Be the man. So many of you beta fags let the woman run the show. Good God! You're pathetic!

She is a fox you dickhead, you don't know what she looks like.

You guys are just mad she beats my cock with that hand, and let's me furfill alllll my fantasies with her. Don't worry guys, it'll happen to you someday too.

I agree with this. Only good info I've got so far.