Ctrl+F no NZ Thread, sup lads

Ctrl+F no NZ Thread, sup lads.

What you drinking/smoking on this fine Saturday night?

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Evening friend, just tailys and a beer so far

Gonna skull 2 bottles of wine and wank myself to sleep. The perfect evening.

By the year 2070, New Zealands music scene will resemble something like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

What kind of wine?

drinking Killepitsch and having a few joints

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Montanas Special sauv. And by special I mean One Card special.

is it num nums?

Hi Uke.

Dunedin reporting.

How the fuck are you cunts this fine and probably cold evening?

Uncle dropped off a load of dry as fuck wood so I'm cosy.

I know of this one card you speak.

>gets groceries delivered every two weeks after payday

Pretty good. Heat pump on blast so warm asf. Been steadily drinking since around 3 but had dominoes and dulled it down, so started again,

I need some new music to listen to guys, post what ya'll are listening to

Wellington here. What should I draw?

This is the greatest song ever though so why worry?

Havin a few dots and playing some Fallout

I don't blame you for drinking, embrace the culture.

>new music to listen to
well I can recommend an artist, however I doubt you'd like his type of music.

youtube.com/watch?v=SPc-oWXEhQQ

also wellington. Howdy.

A q-t with wide hips, thighs and butt sitting on the floor with headphones on, skimpy workout gear on and and records in front of her

Oh shit, you scared me.
It's 2am Saturday morning in America.

with a feminine penis

Perfect choice my friend, thankyou.

This is the kind of music I listen to anyway haha

You don't drink?

nooooo don't ruin it

That's fucking sad that you got that immediately. I am a fucking trainwreck.

Apologies Ameri-friend.

We kiwis have already lived your future day. Shall we tell you what has happened?

I don't really drink, no. It's more a preference, though.

If i'm out in town with friends, i'll have a couple and that's about it. don't really enjoy alcohol as much as others do.

You make it too easy
>multiple bottles of wine
>fapping to sleep

>almost a whole day ahead

shits whack man

Anybody got a stream for the parker fight?

They're showing it live in the UK for free. Just fucking LOL at getting cucked by sky for $50.

free in Australia on Fox Sports too.....

What is dunedin town like these days anyway?

>tfw have a drink everyday

The lottery numbers are 4-5-11-23-26-34 Bonus 32 and the powerball is 2. You're welcome.

btw annex thread on Sup Forums top bantz between oz and nz.

Cancelled sky in January. Have a friend who works for them. She says they are leaking customers and are getting shit scared. But no one watches TV anymore, they must've seen it coming.

Also truck boy reporting in. Am on the sofa having an 80s movie night with a mate. watching blues brothers and feeding our faces with shit food.

All you cunts who helped me out with my drunken posts last night about women trouble. ty. Its all good now.

chch here, fuck its been cold recently, got the fire going and dinner in the oven

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what ended up happening?

Blues Brothers is a godlike movie

Pretty boring, same old, really

You ever played any other fallout besides 4?

Well it is free on fox sports in australia too....

streamboat.tv/@throwaway129102 also free here in 1080p :)

Fanpass prices going up. Sky is finished.

Who's got the parker stream?

stuff.co.nz/business/industries/92271651/sky-tv-slashes-fan-pass-sports-service

back in '09 and '10 going to the student pub on campus, monkey, the break and there was one in the octagon that was two levels and heaps of lights

that brings me back

Yeah most of those places no longer exist from back in those days.. although the one in the Octagon might still be around, maybe..?

>streamboat.tv/@throwaway129102

Da faq is that? Put the boxing on.

Oh yeah. My boy, claw machine savant, won a Captain America hat from a claw game. He gave it to me because "you should have it because I want you to be a super hero, daddy".

MY FEEEEEEELS

boxing comes on at 10pm NZ time, shows main event only.

Yeah I heard they were all pretty much gone. Weird to think that. I can't remember what the octagon one was called
sooooo cute!!! :D

There's a couple left in the Octagon however I doubt the ones that are there are still there from back then, Vault 21 is probably my favourite at the moment.

I'm gonna give her some space over the next week. Prolly catch up at a mates on Friday night. I won't drink (causes me problems) will just say, let's reboot, start all over. Have talked about her with a mate and he says she's keen AF about me. I'm flattered and makes me think she's worth being sensible about. I still dont think we are long term material. But if i get a sixth month relationship outta her I'll be happy. Will have done the deed, she will get a bit of life experience (she's totz green, hasn't had any serious relationships). I'll definitely show her respect and be a straight up guy, will take it slower and let it go naturally. Better that and get a root sometime in the next month or two then freak her out and have nothing happen.

Thanks

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Fucking LOL.

I can see why he does not like it. Can completely understand why.

However, at $50 a fight, it's really not worth it for like 40 mins of fighting, if that.

Charge $29.99 like you do for UFC/WWE and you'll end up making more money you fucking moronic idiots.

Why are ID's even gonners?

>paying for anything

Yeah but you gotta buy sky basic package first.

if it's 29.99 on sky, it'll also be 29.99 on FanPass.

Indeed, Sky Basic is needed, however most sports fans already have that.

kek

Listened to Tony Veitchs radio show today on ZB. He did a call in with some chick from Sky. Everyone was bagging her out, saying they've fucked up big time. She struggled to answer any of them.

Sad, I remember being a little kid and getting sky in 1997. It was fucking big deal, something like 7 channels lol

Remember the soft porn that would screen at midnight on Sky 1.

When I was a kid I would stay up late to watch it. Had to have the volume on mute so the parents wouldn't wake up.

Man, the days before internet porn was such a struggle.

I always wanted Sky as a kid. We were too poor though. Thank fuck for the internet.

Comedy Central used to show the same sort of shows back in 2012 or so. I know it's not as old as what you're referring to but still gave me a bit of nostalgia

You're lucky you even had sky. All I had was a Womans Weekly with topless pics of Scary Spice. I wanked with that for a year.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4KEiE4_s4eo

No IDbro hater today?

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any good underground/up and coming bars and clubs in auckland? Sick of shit like bar 101 and 1885

And this:
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

Is the dude running to the dairy Rowan from Viva La Dirt League?

why would anyone hate on IDBro?

Hey anyone ever been to the US. A few of us are thinking doing a holiday there at the end of the year. Thinking California, Las Vegas. Down to Tijuana. I'm pumped, only ever been to Fiji and once to thailand as a kid with family.

Can anyone recommend places to see? Ive always wanted to go to the States. Have heard San Francisco is a dump and not worth it, been told San Diego is amazing. Wanna do some theme parks, especially universal. Are places like Hollywood worthwhile?

Dunno. Who's the blonde? Just lol at that thick kiwi accent.

youtube.com/watch?v=wAvYlH3vGQw

Britt. She's pretty cool.
I like this one with her: youtube.com/watch?v=QixeF8ZrFZE

tfw no cute kiwi gf

Anyone wanna get fucked in the ass? Bring a clean anus and a condom.

>clean anus
Sorry fam.

I'm 18cm rock hard. How much shit am I going to get on my dick?

You Kiwis are like fucking blowflies the way you gather together and hover over the lump of shit that is your collective existence.

How many other nationalities do you see doing this in /b and what do you think we all think of you?

We think you're cancer, in case you're wondering.

Smoking a couple. Fucking around with Cryptos

chch repping

You mad bro?

We do not give a fuck about what you think, mate.

Massive amounts. I have had diarrhea for the last 4 days.
Sup Forums is shit, nobody gives a fuck what you think.

>mfw

Never been to america. Can't give advice but just wanna say take me!

This. Its low test bait. Just didn't wanna give the butthurt faggot a (you) so I'm agreeing with you instead

Why in gods name would you even entertain the idea of visiting that shithole?

>104.131.160.52

I got cards against humanity lol

It's literally just one dude.

Yeah I know, it's so weird. Is he just doing it for the attention?

No idea. I kind of pity him but at the same time it's really annoying.

Now I can't see you mama
But I know you're always there
You taunt, you tease me mama
But I never never never can keep away
It's the heat and the steam of the city
Oh got me running and I just can't brake
So stay don't leave me mama
Cause its getting so hard - oh

streamboat.tv/@throwaway129102

We're on boys. 1080p stream.

Blues brothers is finished. Gonna make some grilled cheese. Any you cunts want one? Can add onion, tomato or garlic butter if you want.

Make me a spaghetti toastie.

waiukufag here lads

All please. Can you cut the crusts off and shape it into a heart for me?

Get out. We don't take kindly to your type around here.

>waiuku
How's the job hunt?

Fucking this. Only faggots come from waiuku

NZDF cunt reporting in, downin speights and rothy blues.

Faaark. Can do. We even have a tin of watties sgetti.

Done. But you'll get it cut into triangles and triangle only. I'll go heavy with the garlic butter coz none of us will be kissing anyone tonight.

do you have any creamed corn?

I work for the government,
Keep paying my wage through rates, cucks

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