Some dude down the block keeps fucking with everyone that parks in front of their house

Some dude down the block keeps fucking with everyone that parks in front of their house.

Keying cars and slashing tires. Dubs decide how we get back at them

Suck his dick and then call him a faggot. GOT EEEEMMMM

key there car and slash there tyres

Leave your car out front and catch him keying it. Proceed to make him pay for it

Well since you know who it is how about you kick his ass and then twll him you will kick his ass every time you see him if he keeps this shit up or just call the police in him for vandalism.

get a cheap as fuck maybe $200 beater and park it there and leave it.

Kill his dog

ask him out

winrar

how bout you quit parking in front of my house little bitch.

park someplace else

Need some greentexts

key his car/slash his tires in the middle of the night? very simple solution here bud

pretty much this, get a crappy ass car, park it there and fill it with bricks or some other heavy shit then solder or block the doors and wheels so it'll be as annoying to move as possible

Stab him in the spine with an icepick. The goal is to leave him alive, but paralyzed. You don't want to go to jail for murder. Then gouge out his eyes, cut out his tongue, and chop off his hands. Then he can't ID you. If you've gone that far, might as well puncture his eardrums. He'll be a prisoner in his own body until he dies. Then drink a beer.

It would result in a "Great Keying Cars And Slashing Tires War"

WIN
RAR

Brutal, but winrar

Yeh seriously, stop fucking parking infront of other peoples houses, do you know how fucking annoying that is?

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I hope you go onto his property one night to vandalise and he sprays you down with 7.62s

where dafuq is OP?

Maybe stop parking in front of his house faggot?

Get back at him by offering up your asses for some sweet lovin.

Eye transplants are a thing. So is non-verbal communication. Eardrum repair can usually be done. He'd be fucked way worse than murder.

Rape him

key and slash.. HIS FACE!!!

shit on his front porch/ driveway/ car

the solution is obvious

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How bout you stop fucking parking in front of his house you fucking jackass, neck yourself.

TRIPS DEMANDS IT

samefag is lamefag

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CHRIST

Depending on which state you live in. You have the legal right to defend yourself and your personal property . Baseball bat that fucker into the ground . Avoid headshot with it because it could kill them leaving you in deep shit but bust s knee cap or two and they will be perna-fuked

Dont park in front of other peoples houses, cunt.

oh my god..

nice shop faggot

You can't transplant an eye yet you twat - only corneas.

Burn their house down