ITT we design races/classes for a new rpg

ITT we design races/classes for a new rpg

I want each race/class to have one or more unique ability(ies)

So far I've got:
Autist - deafening screech
Basement neet - no ability yet
Nigger - no ability yet
Virgin - projectile cumshot

Come up with more ideas Sup Forums

Redneck - Incest

>Reddit fag
>every second turn you let someone fuck your girlfriend.
>if it's nigger, gain +5 to cuck

OP - Fag aura

Lurkers
+5 vision range
-2 in all hands on skills
+5 intelligence

Higher probability RNG For escaping guards due to lack of evidence

Enormous faggot op here

Feel free to also come up with abilities for niggers and basement neets

Nigger - Fatherless

Basement neets get some ability to ignore everyone and everything, so basically spell/ability immune for a short time.

Nigger - gets free gibsmedat. +5 loot when chimping out. But can only equip shoes as armor.

/f/aggot: Fashion police

WASP-+ 2 open carry guns

Banana - peel armor, can be taken off of body to fight with for xtra dmg

TRAP - can morph between male and female

Fecemancer - Manipulates feces to dangerous effect

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>Nigger:
Dindu skill: +15 to steal
Nigger stench skill: repels lower lever mobs
Niggerskin passive: +25 to hide
Lazy: -50 to all skills involving work
Chance to berserk when accompanied by other niggers

lost

Those truly were better times.

Anyone else have old RS Screenshots?

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This one is good

>SJW
+20 defensive aura to all allies
immune to silences
-50 combat strength when fighting white males

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this thread is so autistic that it's funny thx for laughs

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Tumblr fag - can switch between genders giving different elemental effects
-20% movement speed

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Fat Feminist Whale
+10 unholy snatch stench all enemies within 10 yards.
Shaved headbutt mele damage
Feminist Roar - all enemies withing 10 yards but leaves vulnerable to attacks from all sides and critical attacks.

Slavs - +10 to all skillchecks while drunk

>NEET
+30 to all technology
can overfill the stamina bar by standing still
small chance to self-destruct when engaging with females

Gypsy:
+10 stealing skill
+5 perform skill
Cant learn any work skills
Gets +1 to combat skills for every other allied gypsy nearby

>Feline:

Nimbleness : +15 agility
Cat Scratch Fever skill: powerful claw attack
Caturday skill: can summon cat army but only on Saturdays
If I fits I sits skill: can use boxes for +defense

FaceBook Mom: 10% more chance of winning at gambling + Can invoke yellow minion.

This a cringe thread?

Nigger + 10 to steal and pick pocket rolls.
+5 to speed when carrying stolen loot.
+ 10 to speed when carrying stolen lot and detected by a guard.
-10 to intelligence.
Damage taken from hunger is halved 50%.
Special abilities - intimidate (Practically worthless but stacks with other niggers in the party) Stench, attempt to over power opponent with smell. Sucker punch +5 damage when attacking from the sides or from behind.

Neckbeard - +10 intelligence, fedora for extreme increase in persuasion, can only use katanas, cannot enter religious factions

>Brony

-Awkward: -10 to charisma
-MLP is life passive: +25% mana
-Plushy skill: bombards foes with stuffed toys
-Will not attack equine enemies

Fuck lost. This thread is stupid but lmfao

>Adolf Hitler
-Missing Testicle: -25% skill charge
-Blitzkrieg: Surprise attack, can cause confusion
-Shower Time: Emit noxious gas, Foes lose 5%hp/sec.
-Holocaust: Foes starve (-30% Stamina), Foes receive burn damage
-Russian Enmity: Vulnerable to friendly attacks