Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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pretty good are you my tomo?
yellow eyes are master race. it's what drew me to her
Oh my god you type a lot!

>his waifu is a girl
>not fucking gay
pick one.

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(Dragon lolli)
Yes I just went for a shower as well witch helped a lot that is also why I replying late
(tomo)
So you up to much?
(rem)
Aw I'm shor your not that bad

Oh, Hi Stocking! How are you?

Feeling calm. You?

I'm feeling quite alright, just laying down.

I want to slam my cock in her so bad

Good to hear. I'm just drinking some tea.

Dont you always drink tea?

( ̄Д ̄)ノ

Ah, is it tea time this early? I mean it's probably around evening for you.

Don't you always drink alcohol?

Hi,be nice with my waifu.

Well some things never change.

Coffee for morning, Tea for evening. It's only 2pm though so I'm starting early.

I approve of winged waifus.

Why did you ignore me? I want to slam your waifu.

/)^3^(\

Backstory?

Certainly a good choice.

OH MY FUCKING GOD
thats too cute

I usually love my coffee very sweet, what about you?

Nigga what

Would you slam her?

i want to eat your ass out

Huh? Don't make me slam your waifu too.

Not always.
I guess not.

0 is here

You're just how you like your coffee, then.
Thanks for tuccing me

I agree, I like sweet coffee.

Well she is into bondage.

Cute picture.

100% this.

Oh you're into domination?

Is all good.
I know it is. And me drinking rum has no bearing on me drinking alcohol all the time.

Fight me.

Well, a lot of times you do.

Why not over there?

I don't see how I am?

Half of my cup is literally sugar and condensed milk. This is why I don't drink coffee a lot.

Because you're 100% qt!

Hi I'm new here any comfy anime to watch this weekend?

boku yes pico

Only at night or evenings.
Or if Im not working.
School-live.

I can go both sides.

Oh yeah? Sure thing. Denial is bliss.

Mmh, still tasty. I usually put 2 teaspoons of sugar in mine. Rather milky too. Sweet coffee is delicious.

OK sure you are
I'll Edit If You Sing It is a good one

I want you to drink my cum

Claiming Rory

But Im no longer drinking it.
Already claimed though.

Thanks I'll have a look, how is your day going?

About to end. Hopefully with sleep soon.

Fine, I'll claim Tuka.

Mine has just begun, sleep well ^^

>Tuka claimer
The day has finally come. Welcome.

You can have her.
I kinda dont want to sleep though.
I hoped it wouldnt.

Got nothing to do tomorrow?

What's so bad about Tuka?!

Go away CC/Uta
CC likes pizza, right?
CC sounds like CiCi
CiCi's pizza is a pizza restaurant

I don't see how that correlates with the fact I'm sweet?

Fair enough.

I like mocha more though, adds more sweetness, as far as I can taste.

I never said anything bad, have a 3D Tuka.

Actually they say Ctwo, and what's bad about CC :(?

what would be so bad about CC coming back? he was a cool dude tbh
better than alot of stuff that could be here

Holy shit...
That girl is perfect

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Yellow eyes

Satou sakie

WAIFU SINGS: BOHEMIAB RHAPSODY
IF YOU SING I'LL EDIT IT

He was autistic. And I know its you

Got an all day Pathfinder with friends.
That aint CC.
Its a long running gag that Tuka a shit. I did kinda start it.
Funnily its those times Im most active in thread.

>3d Rory a best
>I met a 3d Rory at PAX last year
I totally got a pic

>i know it's you
would be more believable if you said my name when "exposing" me

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I've only posted in the previuios waifu thread, don't know if you are mistaking me

Humans = whites
Elves = Asians
Orcs/Trolls = niggers
Goblins/Gremlins = Jews
Gnome = elderly person
Dwarves/Hobbits = its pretty obvious who these guys are

mine and mine only

Cute remake group. Which do you enjoy more, rebuild or original?
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I hate heretics

But Rory is, if not worse, a shit too.

nice joke xd

Stripes.

hnn

LUL

who's the heretic this time?

Kinda surprised theres no striped stocking Rorys.
Oh to some people she is. Theres about 3 variously in thread that hate her with a passion. But Tuka is there to be a pretty butt. The anime sexualises Rory a bit too much.

Who's the CC guy then?

How disappointing. Not even striped panties?

Without a doubt the original. The Rebuilds I find to be mediocre at best, but fun for what they are.
Personally I didn't like them that much.

I don't know I'm new too.
I saw Code Geass once and didn't like it. Probably because I watched it in English.

I have maybe one striped panties. Artists seem to prefer her with the more mature underwear.
I hoped you would give that reply. Rebuilds are good for getting people into anime. Originals are good if you are okay with watching them a few times to wrap your head around it.

Excuse me.

Hmm?

You can't say you have one then not post it.

I definitely don't recommend watching the Rebuilds after the original though, not immediately anyway, especially if one is just getting into the medium.
I'd hate to have anyone dismiss them because they "look old" or something along those lines.
Plus, I have to admit they start slow, but I believe they have a lot more artistic value.

Anime in english is normally bad

I saw Mad Max Fury Road. Is Australia really like that?

yum spaghet hehe

oh

think I should watch it again?

Yes I can. Its called teasing.
About 50%. There are roaming groups of bandits but boomerangs deal with them easily enough. They only ride emus and jangaroos.
Neither would I. Berserk would be a good entry point for the older, more brutal-mibded people. One Punch Man seems to be a good all-round start though.

I'm rewatching it in japanese and I'm realizing a lot of things I didn't in the first watch. It might be more boring because you know what's going to happen tho

Don't you tease me. I don't have long.

>lmao guise the jabanese bersion is betar because its in jabanese :DDDDDDDDDDD
Anime in English is normally good tbh

I bet you do have time. But here. Stripes.

N-not sure if I want to live there anymore...
I watched it about 7 years ago and I rushed through it so I forgot everything.
And yeah a lot of things get lost in translation, I'm glad I don't into English dub anymore.
Really?

>loli butt

Your point is invalid.

Really? I watched a couple series in english and didn't really like the way they spoke, it might be because I'm not english native speaker and I don't understand every single word they speak. I'm trying to learn slowly how to pronounce and listen although I think I have decent writing and reading.

Proof: This dress is darker thAn the last one.

Been waiting for someone to agree with me for so long. This 100%.

I definitely have time. But I want stripes. And these are good stripes. I can always appreciate goth butt so have a reward.

I said "after", I meant before, my mistake.
Maybe as an action series OPM is a good starter, but it has a lot of nods and references to shonen beginners wouldn't catch on first watch.
I don't think there is one good starter anime for all though, it depends on your tastes.
My first was "My Neighbor Totoro" when I was really young, not when it came out obviously, it was nice.

Depends. For comedy, not visual, would you rather read the punchline, or hear the punchline of a joke? I'd say for most the second is true, since it is more punctual.
But for most I recommend the original release. I'd rather hear the original and read subtitles, not to mention that a lot of English dubs are actually bad.
As for the one in question, I think watching CG in the original format with subs is better.

My first intro was, funnily enough, NGE. It was given a late night run on Australian TV.
Its safe, I swear. Just need to mark yourself against drop bears.
Das a very lewd Stocking.

Yeah dude fuck heretics Kappa

Drop bears scare me too.
Is it alright for me to own a boomerang for self defense?

They must be earned.