TRUMP GENERAL - BOSS BATTLE EDITION

>Slovenian Anti-Migrant Protesters chant “Donald Trump!”
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RALLIES TODAY:
OMAHA, NE @ 4PM CDT
EUGENE, OR @ 7PM PST

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE, WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th

>VOTES
CURRENT: 10,716,280
TARGET: 12,089,564 (BUSH 2000)

GOP ELECTION TRACKER
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

LATEST BANTZ
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UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES/TH
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk

ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Fiorina Gives Cruz a Hand
twitter.com/TheFix/status/727657684904849408
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8

Official /Trump/ Playlist
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Previous Threads

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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

THIS IS A CHOO CHOO CHOOVEMENT

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Thank god it's over, no more reason to vote till the election.

Goddammit wrong picture.

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Can someone post the webm of Jeb Bush's worst nightmare?

I need it for research purposes.

I think Trump should campaign on women's issues that piss femnazis off off..

>have you ever seen a fat woman and gone, hmmm, I want to look like that?!?

>MAKE WOMEN SEXY AGAIN

Nice gif, OP.

So is everyone going to vote in the primaries or not? reeeeeeeeeeee

Awwooooooovement

first for Canadians for Trump

Did Trump say anything about raising the minimum wage ever? Shills are saying he's flip-flopped on it.

They're also saying that he's flip-flopped on his tax plan. Wasn't he going to close them loopholes for the corporations and super-rich, though?

His tax plan is more beneficial than Shillary's and Bernie's, anyway, right?

Exploitable Hillary Heads

You have been feeling the Bern for over a year and it's finally election day. After coping with Bernie conceding the nomination to Hillary in July and failing to go through with the planned mass suicide, you are feeling lost on who to support. You put on your best pair of fingerless gloves and cargo shorts, grab your chain wallet, and hobble outside. After sipho-, er, redistributing some gas from your mom's SUV, you hop in your teal Geo Metro and drive to the nearest polling station. After a couple of games on your DS and a few vapes later, you finally receive your ballot. Who do you vote for?

A. Hillary Clinton
B. Donald J. Trump
C. Third-party candidate/Write-in

(If you don't vote you won't get any chicken tendies)

Trump gives me hope for the future.

>Nice Republican nomination you have there Donald, it would be a shame if I ran third party and ruined your plans...

No tax plan survives through the Congress unscathed, they're all fairly worthless except as a general goal.

This forced humor is pathetic and boring. You're not doing a good job fitting in. Try sticking to hysterics or inanity.

I CAN STILL HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE

GET OUT OF MY HEAD LYIN' TED

LYIN' TED
HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES ABOUT BEING A TRUE CONSERVATIVE

Get a load of this Bernout getting BTFO by a Clinton superdelegate!

Meme magic

Finally, I am free.
Thank you, Donald.

Hand over the delegates, Donald. It's over

What's his name?

Vote for me kids, I promise I'll outlaw free speech and ban all guns like you want. All boys will be feminized as well.

Elect me.
Elect me.
ELECT ME.
DO IT.
NOW.

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>Goddammit wrong picture.
Was it really?

MAGA MAGOOOO

Who is Hungry Hobbit?

What is a chain wallet?

I pray he and Sanders both do.

Between Clinton, Trump, Sanders, Cruz, Johnson, and the other Libertarians, it would be a cakewalk for MAGA.

Mika so based so cute

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Someone got the maga hat templates, my folder is on another pc right now.

He's never said he would raise the minimum wage. He said he would look at it but wants to make it so that jobs far above the minimum wage are the ones people are getting.

He's always planned to raise taxes on the super rich Wall Street players including himself. This is not new. Everyone else gets tax cuts.

Her ass is still leaking guys.

underage b&

I assume he wanted a picture with a train, hence "choo choo choovement".

big tits too

Kasich?

That superdelegate might honestly just be Clinton under a different name, they both write like they're having a stroke.

Remind me to read up on letter etiquette when I migrate LEGALLY to USA.

Do Hillary and Donald get entrance music to the debate like WWE?

This song should be Donald's.

youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

No surprise especially after all the brain damage occurred.

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TRUMP BTFO

I've got a theory about Trump's "don't vote" comment.

He wanted to make sure the GOPe was 100% behind him and they weren't playing any funny games to snatch the nomination. If they started hammering on that comment, he'd know he still had to fight. They didn't, so he's free to focus on Hillary.

Thoughts?

I don't get why Trump did this, he didn't need to attack Kasich. It's very possible he might be up for VP, Ohio is no fucking joke. Why attack someone down at 10%?

Lmao

based FBI

Goddam I love that retrogaming gif OP, hits my retro feel... I gotta go collect some VFD handhelds on ebay.

She looks unhinged.

It's this article that I'm getting this crap from
msnbc.com/msnbc/donald-trump-flip-flops-taxes-wages-he-turns-focus-general-election

Seems kinda like it's grasping at straws, though

A wallet with a chain attaching it to your pants.

>t. fbi

tedcruz.com/

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Start out with "to whom it may concern" if you are unsure of the person you are addressing. I knew that at the age of 6.

VAE VICTIS!

Well the Hillary shills tell me that drumpf is racist so I guess the only real choice is to vote for a true conservative like Hillary.

>t. hillary clinton

Because he doesn't give a fuck. Kasich is a clueless weak buffoon.

>full frontal

She wants us to imagine her naked?

It's a really mild attack, and it really wasn't obvious that Trump would BTFO everyone so hard by now that the nomination process would already be over.

>Hil on the palanquin

Nice desu ne

>tedcruz.com/

TOP KEK

Romney is such a fucking faggot

I'm glad he lost in 2012

I wonder if Trumpamesh will ENUMA ELISH Rato in the Indiana art or that's left for the GE and the demon whore.

>a man this alpha could very well be the next president of the united states

*BRAAAAAAAP*
Hope you don't mind if it's a little moisty down there user :3

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They were all clueless weak buffoons, but Kasich was by far the most harmless of the lot. Even Sleepy Doctor was more of a threat to Trump at one point.

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>making fun of someone for the way they eat food
>attacking
It changes nothing

Why do you keep posting this?

KEK is this legit?

>twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
Someone posted a reply with this pic that was meant as a jab towards Trump, but I kind of like it.

Yeah, it's why Cruz had to use the .org domain.

meme magic will make her shit her pants?

Danke

Why shouldn't he? Kasich is pathetic.

Vae Victis.

>clearly shopped

top fucking kek, I wasn't sure if it was real until I saw your pic. Thankyou shill u truly are greadest ally

>tedcruz.com/
WHAT THE FUCK?

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twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168

twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168

twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168

TRUMP STUMPED

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER????

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he wants that pic to be discussed on morning joe

This one is shooped.

Kek why do people do this? I don't get it

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PAUL RYAN BTFO

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728557074163060736

FUCK OFF.
Trump needs every single vote in the primary.

He's on a tweeting spree. Keep refreshing

Jesus he is so irrelevant I forgot he was even running before

EAT SHIT RYAN

HE HAS AWOKEN

I don't get it.

is this war?

aw snap