Let it out

Let it out

I'm not a big fan of harry potter

i am a fucking normie

I didn't mean to put my pudding pop in her hoo ha

I didnt grope my little sister !

im a fag

i fap 9 times a day

Holy shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont care that you broke your elbow

im thinking about commiting murder

I have homicidal tendencies

...

I'M GLAD ANIME ISN'T REAL, ELSE I'LL PROBABLY BE SITTING NEXT TO JARED IN A CELL!!!

i would've been down to hang out if you texted me earlier, maybe some day we can meet again..

why did she do a new show instead of making a second season of her old show. her old show was really fucking good and this new one is questionable at best.

I told the grill i had a crush on in HS how I felt. I knew she wasn't interested, but at least i said something.

I call my ex whenever im drunk or high and tell her how much i loved her.

There's no excuse for having a child "by mistake" but at the same time failing to use any of the numerous precautions makes you an unfit parent.

I am in love my best friend, she knows it, my wife has suspicions. I know she cares about me, to the point on moving me in if my wife leaves me. I love my wife, I just wish it would be socially acceptable to love more than one person at a time.

When my parents have sex, i put my ear near the door and masturbate

i feel lonely.i wish i had a real friend to talk to

i have homosexual tendecies fucknugget

ever since I stopped masturbating, I've grown an increasing urge to commit murder; I really need and desire to transfer over from reserves to active duty infantry

slay bodies devils

the reserves ain't it

fml

My boyfriends ex told me things that contradict what he's told me. I believe him but it's affecting me still. I know she did it to cause shit, at the perfect moment too. I believe him but fuck my life it still hurts

I just want things to go well... I don't want to ruin my education... I want me and gf to grow closer. I want to wreck her virgin pussy.

I can't have a normal conversation with the girl i like.
Everytime she smiles at me or says something to me i get crazy nervous and show a annoyed face or just not smiling (she always smiles)
I wish i can tell her i love her

Im 22 years old and my lungs are severely damaged from a pack and a few bowls a day. Ive developed asthma and now I vape like a fucking faggot.

I've mustered up the will and determination to finally get back into at least the kind of shape I was in when I was in construction. Currently eating 1500 calories or less a day, which is slowing my recovery. Making zero progress either way aside from slow weight loss.

Last night I wrecked my truck. After having replaced the water pump and breaklines (which went out last week)

Everyone around me is dying. Freinds, family, pets.

Browse /x/ because I feel as though I may be cursed.

They convince me to go to a psychic.

>Drive down the road as there is one near by
>Ask her if she takes walk ins
>she stares at me wide eyed and then, I shit you not
>she vomits on her little desk
>Tells me after I pay for my session and do a reading, I am the victim of what she considered to be a 'Biblical level Generational curse'
>Look back at my family lineage when I get home
>Grandfather had 10 brothers, all but two dead including him, passed long before their time
>3 of daughters dead before their time under strange circumstances
>Both of my parents committed suicide
>Research curses further, apparently very strong. Curses can also keep one from dying only to suffer longer
>Realize just how many times I have cheated death
>Realize the odds of me still being alive today are astoundingly low.
>This makes me feel better about the crippling fear and paranoia that every man in my family experiences when in the dark, as whatever is following me would rather me be alive to suffer.
>Still sleep with the lights on like the other men in my lineage.
>Still feel like a faggot.

As my life has always been hell, cursed or not, I tend not to vent or bother people with my trivialities and hardships. Thanks for listening niggers, I never talk about this shit.

Not wise since you're already being watched by the govt

I gave up on getting girls
Either they're interested in me but have boyfriends and neither of us talks about it
or the girl I'm talking to just stops talking to me or takes forever to reply... if this shit is what I've to put up with my whole life then I'll an hero, don't even give a shit that I'm a virgin anymore.
And one of my friends attends his first party in his life and suddenly makes out with this 9/10. Whats the fucking point if I just lost the life lottery at the very start, its not something you c an recover from and tbh I can't be fucked anymore with things...fuck life and everyone who has it good should get cancer

At least you made her day better user

the govt can suck my dick

im not in the usa and i use a vpn

my girlfriend is an irrational bitch but I love sex so I cant do shit

I just hope they draft me so I can finally know what truly dying feels like

My nudes will be posted tonight

I've probably been on their watch list since I was 12. Idrc they can waste time and resources looking at my shitpost threats and porn

JUST FUCKING BRICKED MY ROUTER

are you a chick

I broke my dad's expensive sony headphones while he's away on a golfing trip and now I'm awaiting him to return home to beat me

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Yep. No I won't post my tits. You'll probs see them later

Thats every girl bucko

probs gonna wait around

i hate women because they never opened up to me
i always have to do everything and thats why i was a virgin until 22 when i got a prostitute

all women around the world need to hang themselves, its unbelievable how every woman is so selfish while being a dumb cunt

dont be upset bro, its just you are american, your women are extra-plus-cunts sometimes

I let my girlfriend's younger sister catch me jerking off
See watched as I finished

I want my girlfriend to go in depth about her rape story

>you are american
im not, but our women act like western ones no doubt

Weird because my issue has been girls open up to me too easily and get attached when I'm not interested. Try and be more relatable/empathetic

Story time

well, then probably you dont have a nice qualities, or have a problem that lessens your chance. There are a lot of nice girls, but they only hang out with nice guys. Nice guy means not the one who buys her shit and opens doors, but a guy with balls and\or brains. Do you have a proper job and a hobby?

When I was 13 and my sister was 12 we took each other's virginity

At least you put it out there Sup Forumsro

im not going to brag and tell you my life story but i have more hobbies than the average person i talk to know more languages yadda yadda been nice all my life and considerate but it never got me anywhere

the only reason i was a virgin til 22 is because i was always passive and yes that is my fault but there is completely nothing to do about it because as i became aggressive i got rejected every time

life sucks and girls are shallow it ends there, sorry im not a 10/10 model

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

yes, being passive is bad, but the worse is that you are too keen on this idea. Girls feel like when you are interested only in violating girlystan with your one-eyed sumbarine, and it repels them hard. Try to be cool and chill about that, and you would get much more result

My name is Jeff

>cool and chill about that
this is my literal definition and ive been told that by others and not myself, and no i dont ever aim for the pussy, im looking for a good girl to get into a relationship with, that is all

truth is i havent been interested in a girls' personality in around 2 years, i dont know if every girl is walking garbage or ive been scarred by my last rejection streak but it doesnt matter anymore, i know im going to die alone

it bothers me because i can see guys that are only interested in pussy pull girls that actually think the guy cares about them

this world amazes me every day that goes by

You're a horrible person Jeff

The other guys have confidence that you lack

oh well, maybe you are really scarred for now. I wish you to find a grill that would be a nice friend, amazing lover and a reasonable person

>My girl was at work
>Her mom dropped her sister off at our house
>going to the movies later
>I tell her sister that she could chill in the living room while i get ready
>I have an hour until my girl gets off so i get ready to shower
>pop a boner out of nowhere
>might as while rub one out
>few minutes into a meat beat session i hear the door open
>my girls sister is standing at the door while my dick is in my hand
>she says sorry and turns around
>doesnt close the door all the way
>Fuck it and just finish
>About to blow and glance over at the door and see her eyes looking through the opening
>I get up to clean up and hear her run off

i hate my body and my look, i am like a fucking spaguetti and i hate getting stuck each time a girl gets near to me

probably
games over

are you good looking by any chance?
a friend of mine is depressing and spends most of his time alone but he has those 9/10 looks and chicks just seem to come to him. He's just a retard for not seeing it, he cucks himself all the time.

I'm ugly as fuck, 5/10 at best and I can hardly get women to talk to me even tho all my friends say how jealous they are of my confidence. Confidence is not always key you see, sometimes you just gotta win at life and have good genetics, I lost at life and will forever be alone.

Sound familiar?

I beat my wife when I get drunk

o fuk

not really
im a 7 at best like on a super good day
and i lack some confidence

ahamm.. hmm.. interesting..

well anyway, i take that you are a faggot, i guess

I'm a fucking opiate addict and get suboxone off the street everyday to stay normal but I'm going through withdrawals right job because I'm a piece of shit

I'm a tits guy

Yea fuck you Jeff.

Dear world:

Most of the bad things you think are going to happen have not happened and will probably not happen either.

So just chill the fuck out.

well. the rest is, okay i guess,, but to an hero...
ffppptttff.. soo weak, seriously that, i never get girls so i die,, is the lamest shit

ohhhoh okay, everything else is shit in your life, im sure,,,

i mean i thought about suicide a lot, times ago, but, eventually, i didnt,.. well thats it,,

hmmm, just cause you dont have a girlfriend...

Is there anyway to break the curse or at least pass it to someone else? Might want to look into strong protection spells too

I really want a gf, at least one romance while i'm a teenager

still, not good enough, what makes you think any chick would choose you over a 10 or even a 9? all it takes minor details like your nose being a bit too big or shit like that, that will destroy your chances with a chick. Confidence is good but what good is it if the girls won't even talk to you in the first place to see it?

I think I've a personality and I don't let people shit on me so not even having problems with assertiveness, its just the fact that I'm not good looking that kills my chances. There is no other explanation, it all made sense once my retard friend started telling me about this chick that just came over to him, started to chat him up and before he could open his mouth she was practically sucking his dick, but being a retard he told her no because he wants to talk and get to know her first. He's still a virgin btw.

You could literally be retarded but if you have 9-10/10 looks, chicks just want you so the hard part doesn't even exist, the hard part being you making the move instead.

For some reason girls think they call all the shots, bitch doesn't even know she will get fucked for free as opposed to paying for a hooker

FUCK NIGGERS!

well you cant be that hot, or you would post them,, so nothing of a value was lost,,

and if ppl would think logically, which wont happen anyway [cause it would be "you must be fun at parties"], no one here will meet you, at best it would be another pair of boobs, retarded bitch,,

at least follow the rules, if you are a faggot

Checked and do keep in mind where's there's teenage love there also teenage drama

its not that, having a girl to fuck would at least make me get off of porn and make my shitty life a bit more enjoyable.
Not having that and having to deal with other bullshit life has to offer me, I think I'll be better off dead. Just not worth it man, I know its just gonna get worse from here and I'll end up working some dead end job, surviving and not living, just working to work some more, while being alone and broke. I live on borrowed time anyway, I just wanted to make it count. Guess that won't happen

well, this was already obvious
check the last sentence on my post

Most people don't have a teen love, dickweed. I had a couple, but most people don't.

dude a majority of people lost their virginity at 17. they've done studies on this

I don't watch the Game of Thrones
I've never watch a Fast & Furious movie
I hate football
I just want to fall into a coma
College is a waste of time and money
A degree don't mean shit
I'm a fag and retarded
This gen sucks
Everyday we stray further from God
Life isn't fun as it used to be

I want to fuck horse buttholes more than anything else

I lost my virginity at 13

I make dinosaur noises at people in the middle of the night (mostly bums)

I never had an orgasm during sex it's really disappointing

try being abusive during anal
try some choking, dom and sub play

Lived and worked abroad for years, did shitty low paid work,
went back to my country,
have a uni degree but never got a job that pays well,
did shit low paid work here too,
didn't raise money to buy my own property,
male and 33 years old,
still live with parents,
my self-respect is nearly gone,
should kill myself really.

I feel like I'm a little bitch which is the truth but I feel like someone should go ahead and lead my life.

I think black culture is the worst culture ever and is the root of all black issues.

i like her legs they're long like a runway model

why not try to do something out of the norm for yourself?

well okay, i wont bother with the earlier comments, but

weell, all that writing, usually is meaningless, like when they talk and talk and they just tell you "..aha..aha...[omfg]..aha... are you finished"

cause you it can be summed up, in something,, for one,, ye as much as it sucks you say, you are 7 at the very best, i hate that 1-10 thing,, buut guess it does give some perspective

so, that probably means girls wont just gonna approach you,

and well knowing many languages and stuff like that, might as well worth nothing at X girl beside her saying "oh wow! you are very smart... bye"


so ye summed up i would say, what this guy said ,, it wont come down to you holding doors, and all and also, saying you are nice, more like you are good to be with, so that X like being with you

and anyway if you just start [trying] to act fake, it wont work either, but i think you will change with time anyway, by the time you will be 28, you wont even remember what you typed here today, nothing written down here will change you,

I worked fucking hard to graduate from university, but my parents refused to buy me a car so that I could do internships and generally get from place to place and be independent. I graduated, but guess what? My dad is getting heart surgery, so I need to stay close by at home to help out. Know what that means? I had to come home after I graduated to this bum fuck town with zero tech industry trying to find a job (engineering degree). The market is shit, my peers are enjoying tons of opportunities, and I'm left trolling Monster.com where the only jobs are fast food and retail.

Im not a furry but i have a strange fetish for rouge the bat

Fuck you faggot