Refrigerating your eggs

>refrigerating your eggs

>Putting your milk in bags

>fucking a moose in the anus

>putting guns in your no-gun zones

>putting ketchup in the fridge

literally every single country in the world besides (heck, even some parts of the USA do it) does it

I will never understand why Americans think it's a canadian thing

>dumb animeposter
Oh, it shows

>Sunday morning full English
>brown sauce straight from the fridge onto literally everything
>breakfast is cold and ruined.

poor education

>unironically eating island slop

>a fucking leaf

>putting syrup in the fridge

>bologna and syrup everyday spent with tyre money.

>250 word assignment in two days
Im fucked

Not even shitposting. Every Albertan ive ever met has been a massive pussy. Cowards who act tough but cry like emotional women when they drink. Some of the weakest chins ive ever had the privilege of snapping

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>250 words
Underage b&

>wearing shoes in the house

>new
(you)

>yfw Americans use eggnog for mouthwash

I wrote that monthes ago. Wtf how are you posting this.

>heck

your mom uses my jizz as mouthwash

>English is Australia
>Portuguese is Brazil
>Spanish doesn't have the Argentine flag

wtf I didnt know there were people in the world that didnt refrigerate their eggs

>go to a diner for breakfast
>ask for ketchup for my scrambled eggs
>the bring me a cold bottle of heinz

Automatic one star rating on yelp.

No we don't you weirdo

>yfw when Americans buy Honey Baked Hams for Christmas

Google says you bags of 2 pints

>salad cream

>leaf
>falling for this bait

Euros, what did he mean by this? Or is this some kind of next level hypersophisticated Belgian banter?

>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts 'candy bars'
>mfw americans call motorized rollinghams 'cars'
>mfw americans call merry fizzlebombs 'fireworks'
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a 'PC'
>mfw americans call meat water 'gravy'
>mfw americans call electro-rope 'power cables'
>mfw americans call a greeny meany chalkypot a 'chalkboard'
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a 'burger'
>mfw americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers 'pens'
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles 'doorknobs'
>mfw americans call cold on the cob 'popsicles'
>mfw americans call breaddystacks 'sandwiches'
>mfw americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers 'keyboards'
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the 'escalator'
>mfw americans call forcey fun time 'rape'
>mfw americans call a rooty tooty point 'n shooty a 'gun'
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings 'peanut butter and jelly'
>mfw americans call a rickety-pop a 'gear shift'
>mfw americans call widdledy piggledy nobbledy wobs 'toes'
>mfw americans call a wheelydot bulkyfat an 'exercise bike'
>mfw americans call a chocochip bicky wicky a 'cookie'
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure 'sex'
>mfw americans call pippiwhips 'toilet paper'
>mfw americans call a ceiling-bright a 'lightbulb'
>mfw americans call a blimpy bounceybounce a 'ball'
>mfw americans call a twistymisty spinnalong a 'blender'
>mfw americans call a slippery dippery longmover a 'snake'
>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops 'roads'
>mfw americans call a sitty flatter deskyspot hand-o-leggy a 'chair'
>mfw americans call a pointy prickly pocket pickle a 'penis'

>bongs unironically put their beans in tomato sauce

>mfw this leaf googled "epic Sup Forums memes" and copy pasted the first result just to pretend he's not a newfag

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

>I-i was pretending

Honest question do you refefegerate your weed my friend said he does but I dunno lol

>takes island slop
>rename it poutine
>treat as delicacy
>expects to be taken seriously

A

t. LeJackson Rodriguez

>mfw this nigger puts british land on his money

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what sport is this?

that hair looks like a used heavy duty dishwashing scrubber

>mfw this nigger puts british land on his money

literally the only genuinely funny post ITT

>Eastern bloc
>unable to unironically place their baked beans in tomato sauce due to having not discovered fruit & veg yet.

>mfw Canadians unironically have the British Queen in their money
>mfw Canadians unironically sing "G*d save the Queen"
>mfw Canadians never had the balls to become independent

>somehow this literal cuck thinks he's in position to talk shit about a soverign nation

She's our Queen you fucking nigger of course she's on our money

not a sport

Sounds delicious desu. Might as well caramelise my bacon too.

>unironically living in a colony in the 21st century
>the snowy city of Can't ada

This thread is a hell of a fest

So what do you guys masturbate to?

i personally enjoy jam bread

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>losing a war that was about 500km away to a country that was 13000km away

I don't think I've heard anyone here sing god save the queen except a shitty sex pistols cover band once

That was before both of us were born, we are talking about the present

Canada today is a colony of an European country, even shitholes like Boliva managed to win a war against them to become independent

I've never seen a bill with the Falklands print on it and still people talk about it everydays on this website

>he's never seen 50 pesos before
>literally 4 maple bucks

Not surprising really

>Canada today is a colony of an European country

Are we still bantering and shooting the shit, or are there people who genuinely and actually believe this? Like i'm not even taking sides in this argument between you and Canadanon, but please tell me you're shitposting

>Canada today is a european colony
Isn't that what you darkies constantly insist regarding Bargieland?

>yfw Americans buy sports hotdog branders

Well how do you brand your hotdogs?

put it in the freezer overnight for increased keef production

>putting a leaf on your flag

>mfw I actually had 250 word assignments in my college course

Honey roasted ham is fucking delicious mate