Why haven't you killed yourself today

Why haven't you killed yourself today

Because i don't want to make my parents suffer, that's pretty much it.When they die i'll instantly kill myself.

I still have a year left to go

I don't want to pass on the pain to my family and I need to fulfil my birth right before killing myself.

Cause I'm going on vacation Monday, visiting Sofia, Belgrade and Zagreb, can't wait to drink amazing cheap beer and mingle with cute eastern European chicks

that's basically me

Because my ex is coming over in half an hour and him and my husband and I are going to have hot three-way sex. Been looking forward to it all week.

I genuinely don't know

Too much of a pussy to pull the trigger.

Nice digits, but whos bigger ex or husband?

>Why haven't you killed yourself today

It's still early. Let me work up to it.

Cuz my colt 1911 bullets are better in a target or a nigger than in my own head

I disagree.

thought about it in the shower


Then I smoked some weed and had a sip of a crisp 420 extra pale ale and I'm quite alright now

Repeat cycle until death at some point

oh forgot to mention, I vape too

>the person who needs should kill himself most of anyone in the thread doesn't feel the need
Figures. Fuck this gay earth.

What flavour

I smoked weed and thought that if only I had the answer to what is probably most questioned question in the history of human history ("Is there another life after this?") I would, but I have to be sure there's a new start.

I want to live, but I don't want to live this particular life.

I don't want to disappear. I want to try again.

Because there is still hope for love

some 120ml for $24, its humble ~ donky kahn


yeah that sounds gay as fuck but thats what it is fam

I have work today.

I haven't seen the maximum length my dick can stretch yet

thats all organisms are at the end of the day, decaying matter that helps regenerate into other forms. could be more efficient though fam

Because of my parents. If I were living so far from my family I probably would.

Oh I don't worry I will. I just wish the law wouldn't prevent from taking a a few hundred people with me

I still live with my parents, when I move out a shotgun shell is going through my head.

#relateable

because, I still have a chance... somehow