Going to by first fleshlight today Sup Forums. Have any advice so I don't look like a virgin?

Going to by first fleshlight today Sup Forums. Have any advice so I don't look like a virgin?

Make sure you clean it after each use.

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I put my chapstick up my ass than it broke
now i dont have a chapstick

Good advice will do

Don't ask the cashier if she wants to help you figure out how to use it. Apparently that's creepy. I was fucking joking girl damn.

nmaebrand Fleshlights are overpriced - having owned one I can tell you Amazon has a few offerings around $20 that are just as good.

PRO TIP: Clean the fucking thing immediately, if you forget a load in there you will want to kill yourself the next time you go to use it and smell it

I don't think you would've had chapstick after you were done using it either user. Not a usable one anyway.

Buy it online, then you wont have to look at a cashier in the face knowing that he/she knows that you are pathetic.

And for the love of God clean it out after, unless you want some kind of infection

This, I bought mine off Amazon for 20 bucks and it's just as good as the other expensive ones

Don't be a virgin

You don't know me

am not virgin and i have this fleshlight.

i have the euphoria fleshlight from riley reid asshole, and feels like the fucking heaven. feels like the real anal sex.

Put it between your mattresses and fuck it.

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pic related, my advice

also yeah, wash it right away or the next morning to avoid smells, or if smell doesn't bother you, don't let it unwashed for more than 2 days

but more importantly than how long it passes without the wash, it is absolutely necessary that you make sure you pass something like a clean handkerchief of cloth through the sleeve after washing it to soak in water, and then let it air, humidity will cause your fleshlight to develop bacteria much faster than lube or sperm leftover

avoid using shit like butter or margerine as replacements or improvisations for when water based lube runs out, you simply need to consider lube as an expense like a car needs fuel

You people are so fucking sad and embarrasing xD

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You are buying a flashlight. There is k way to not look like a virgin

It's the same as a vibrator for women, stop living in the stone age.

>will never be fleshlight master race
go back jerking off

In my opinion fleshlights just don't feel that good. I mean they are better than a hand, but compared to an onahole or something of quality it's just not that nice.

I think a fleshlight is just a replacement for something that doesn't come in a box with little anime girls on it.

and that you do that you go in shop with your GF. or just buy online kek

>Going to by first fleshlight

>so I don't look like a virgin

That ship has already sailed son

THIS

FLESHLIGHTS ARE A MEME, JAPAN HAS SUPERIOR TECH FOR DICK MAGIC.

>Clean the fucking thing immediately.

This on numerous levels.

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whats the belt and the first thing for?

>implying all the fleshlight posts on Sup Forums aren't jew shill threads

Buy the new fleshlight launch. It is hands free and goes as fast as 180 pumps per minute.

>xD
go back to 9gag, fucking normie

GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'dd go for some nice e-stim instead, the most intense handsfree orgasms i've had!

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I will give you all of my money to never post that again

what? You don't like e-stim?

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I meant that image

ive had lisa ann's butthole for 3 years. I go through phases with it. The biggest problem is it has major problems staying lubricated because you can only use water based lubes

The trips have spoken

get this one. My personal favorite...

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Is this supposed to be set in fucking Hank hills house