Studying Environmental science at University

>studying Environmental science at University
>I am very angry about climate change and my classmates and professors know this
>they consider me a creepy an angry man
>had to give a big presentation today
>I want to make classmates laugh and show I am not always serious
>jokingly include a section about how it would take a huge shift in peoples minds to make them aware that we are destroying ourselves
>present a small list of previous mass extinction events and lay out a plan to commit a terrorist attack for each one
>nobody laughs
>got a message after class asking me to come in tomorrow (saturday) for a 'serious talk' by the professor

What the fuck guys?
This is bullshit. I just wanted to make them laugh

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pic is my extinction ideas
it is clearly a joke right? they won't think it serious?

What made you think that relating mass extinctions with terrorist attacks would be funny?

This is how professors get ass.
I can guarantee he's going to expect at least a blow job to make it all go away.

It seemed funny at the time, does it not seem funny to you?

^ what the fuck were you thinking?

No because I don't have a 6 year old's sense of humor

you got weaponized autism for future school shooting fam

people are just a tad uptight about terrorism at the moment, Richard.

>^ what the fuck were you thinking?
I was trying to lighten the mood

humor is a double-edged sword

avoid it in professional situations

I dont get it and they probably didnt either and I cant really blame them

My name is Clyde, fag.

just tell them you're autistic and you'll be good

I'm graduating college in a week. Looking back through my college career, I'm proud to say that I never wasted an opportunity to stand up in front of the class, and tell them that we as a society are fucking up royally, and urged people to not be complicit in foolishness. This was generally met with favorable reactions because I had to spend the entire semester prepping the class to do two things. To take me absolutely serious, and to understand that I don't take myself serious.
If you can do that, you can say whatever the fuck you want, and people will hear you.
If you don't do that, if you try to be funny about serious matters, after showing everyone that you're a humorless person, it will not be well received.

You did poop in bringing terrorism as a topic discussed in class. Why not trying pedophile jokes next time?

You already spooked them with your general attitude (ok, we are all nerds), but here you crossed a line.

Just fuckin apologize, explain you expected to be funny, but fuckin apologize. Don't waste your degree on this. You wanted to impress jocks, you failed...

Nice cringe thread OP

Libtard detected.

Dude; it doesn't matter at this point. The climate is going to be fucked in the ass even if the whole world went solar tomorrow.

What we need to do is start building dikes.

>I am very angry about climate change
>sits at a computer that uses materials largely made in china which is significantly adding to said problem

kys you hypocritcal faggot

Switch your major to petroleum geology

>related terrorist attack

Yeah, you are an asshole.

I feel the same way as you and I seriously consider human race to deserve extinction over their own idiocy. Just take a look at Europe for example, both in the environment and inmigration thing.

>I feel the same way as you and I seriously consider human race to deserve extinction over their own idiocy. Just take a look at Europe for example, both in the environment and inmigration thing.

What the shit is this. This isn't funny, I would be actually worried that an insane man is going to terrorize people. I bet you think you were the class clown for like 7-10 minutes for that presentation but in reality those people and the professor felt super uncomfortable.

>force feed babies seawater
i'm cracking up
10/10 thread op

Hey OP,

I'd strongly recommend drafting a written letter stating your motivation for including the jokes you mentioned. The thing is: the professor legitimately thinks you honestly believe this is what your ideas are. If you really want to restore bonds, try to establish an email tomorrow in which you anticipatively state your apologies and mention you look forward to the interview with the professor.

Be completely honest to the professor and just mention what you mentioned here. My believe is that you would be able to turn the conversation into something positive in where the professor may actually offer you advice or help out.

Good luck user

Add yourself to the list:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eco-terrorism#Individuals_accused_of_eco-terrorism

Brainwashed as fuck, how bout just kill yourself you fucking loser