Sup faggots give me one good reason why you are sitting on Sup Forums instead of partying on a Saturday

Sup faggots give me one good reason why you are sitting on Sup Forums instead of partying on a Saturday

> protip: you cant

I'm not retarded and dont derive my self worth from how many shots of fermented grains I can drain.

Because the only thing I hate more than rooms full of dip shits I don't know is hangovers

because cinco de mayo was yesterday, enough partying already faggoo

tits or gtfo

Because I am finishing up at work

Because I'm on hour 7 of a 12 hour night shift.

what about you op ?
>partying
getting your dick sucked by trap while u post on Sup Forums

This.

leaving to do so in 30

tits, timestamp and sharpie in pooper or GTFO.

There should be people who have to work

Just left a derby party. Won 25 bucks.

I have kids, now go to be faggot.

It's Sunday morning faggot. And I spent last night eating 2 dominos pizzas, 2 packs of mini Dutch pancakes, an ice cream and vanilla thick shake

because I partied yesterday and I limit myself to once a weekend

Sup fag.

Wife and two kids, plus right now I have a couple of steaks on the grill.

There's more to life than partying it up all the time.

15 years ago I felt the same as you though.

Hangovers hurt SO much worse at 35 than they did at 20 or 25 lol

just hosted a derby party. Made juleps akin to the ones I had six years ago. I can do whatever the hell I want on here.

I partied extra hard and got done early.

How is your Sup Forums party;)

i don't have a way to get out. my friends moved away.

We also. and now

I hung out with people yesterday and just got home from hanging out with someone else but have shit to do tomorrow whats your excuse

Because unlike the rest of you poor fags, I had to work to day and I have to work tomorrow.

because im at work until 4am

Because Im 40 and it would hurt.

Sunday morning here.. slightly hung over.. went to a pop up gin bar last night. Smoked a cigar.. can still fucking taste it.

Newfag

I'm sober. DUI's and jail time suck...

Truth

because im not a very social person in general and dislike rooms full of people i dont know

partied on friday

Gastroenteritis

seriously

sick

because i got no money.

op confirmed as mentally retarded

Cuz its 8 fucking pm. What faggot throws a good wrecker this early you stupid cuntwaffle eat shit wait for midnight like a fucking adult

I prefer staying in, smoking weed, and playing video games by myself to anything involving being social.

Because i live in the middle of nowhere and i don't have a car

> getting home after a 16 hour shift
> it´s 3 am here
> got drunk and hammering stoned with my workmates
> go fuck your "Saturday partying" and mess up with a chef

Because it's silly to think one has some kind of duty to be "partying" on the weekend.

bc I've taken drugs already and would feel self conscious and probably get dizzy. Also, I lack the motivation to get up and go to the bar. So unless my roommate asks me then I'll just stay here.

Ever heard of pre drinking you faggot ?

Checked

I have more important shit to do like the fight against the NWO and the unification of the human species.

Why fight the NWO if I want to unify humanity, you ask?

Simple, they're all leftie cucks and Sup Forumslocks

Welp I worked a 12 hour shift and then had to spend time with my boy.
>partying
One day you'll grow up too kiddo

Doode your aint partying wat rong wit u bruh +

Been out, won 225 quid at the casino, fucked my 7.5/10 girlfriend, can't sleep so browsing this shithole. Pretty good night.

Taking a shit at the moment. Have a birthday party for a friend's daughter at 7pm. She's turning 23. I'm fucking old.

Sobber fag

drinkin beer, smokin pot and playing csgo.

That sounds like a party to me. Congrats, user.

I'm partying. Drinking, talking and on Sup Forums. Acting like I'm busy texting people. Bitches love a popular man. Bout to wrangle me a threesome.

pretty much anyone who plays is also drunk and high, so yeah

Wouldn't you need to leave your mom's basement for that?

Because I'm a 50yo father of two with a life beyond getting raped while passed out and choking on puke.

>his life revolves around "partying"
Sad, OP.

I have my own home you sperg. Some of don't need chicken tendies and good boy points to have a tolerable life.

Send pics of titties. If they are willing to have a threesome they will get their tits out.

Will do if I succeed

Waiting for some people to actually arrive. Figured since i'm all set up and shit I may as-well Sup Forumsrowse

Working at 7am and its 230am now. I really shouldn't even be conversing with you fags. All work and no play makes jack a very boring boy.

Lmao joke's on you, I almost have enough gbp saved to buy an ps3!!!!!!!!!

Well played user. Sounds enjoyable, miss me some baccarat .
As for myself I'm on the tail end of trying Ethylphenidate for the first time. Did a mini binge and now just enjoying the afterglow and trying to ride out the comedown. For the love of God I will not redose haha.

Sick with an ongoing pain condition of unknown origin.

Because I'm not a fucking degenerate.

I haven't left the house a single time for almost 4 years now. Why would i today?

Really? Where do you live my man? Night just started for me.

Amen my man.

Because im waiting for my friend to get off work so that we can.

UK. 3am here.

Holy fucking quints

>02
>implying it's 8 pm everywhere

FUCKING QUINTS

This

I didn't get invited.

Guys I'm so close but one of the girls fell asleep. Fuuuuck.

Someone has to be here to call you a faggot.

She's asleep? Presuming drunk? Go to town. She won't wake up.

I have finals faggot

going to a party 11 pm actually so your the faggot

It's sunday,silly.

But first...