/balt/ + /ur mum/ + /ausnz/

Moral edition

i'm ammoral :

AYYY LE MAYO

im immortal

RUSSIA

just got accepted into danish university college
what do you think bout that?

get in here this my thread is made earlier

piss off faggot

no, there's a weeb in there

depends on what you're about to study

stay away from eu countries

you too

I am already live in one

computer science
stop chasing after us then. Like you do with Georgia

>comp sci
boring

are you gonna get student bucks?

yeah, gonna work those 10 or 15 hours a week

spread the baltic seed among the pig "people" of denmark

did u study in denmark?

no i studied in tartu, didn't see a point in going abroad

how you get applied you are the retarded balt?

its exiting, also you leave your parents do your own thing.
by being a little less retarded than a russian

>see phone screen lighting up
>get excited about notifications
>it's "Time to bed" and "Battery sufficiently charged"

Time to bed?

Time to bed yes

>also you leave your parents do your own thing.
did that, didn't perceive much difference, just a lot more annoying shit to take care of

I don't have such notifications
And it's way too early (21:54 by local time)

Yes

thats you, this is me. i feel sick living with my parents, i want to kill my sister too.

Oh, I see
Maybe I should try to use it too
I need to sleep more

Russia phone inferior to telephone stove

>tfw

>he needs to get a 8 hour sleep
Heh, good for you. At the meantime I get a 5-hour sleep and still be fully functional in the morning. Shit, I haven't slept more than 7 hours a day for weeks.

what's gonna happen if you press 'Craving?' button?
they gonna show you some bad stuff like on nofap sites?

he doesn't have time to bed app lmoa

I don't have it
I do what I want
I sleep for 5 hours because I want it myself

I have a lot of work atm, and I stay at the office for 10 hours by choice because I'm very involved in the project and I also relatively new to the field.
I don't complain, but I do indeed need 8 hours of sleep to rest.

No, you basically get to cry to an app.

hey, Eestie, why are you alone here?)

What do you work as?

omg so scary i think i will quit right now

it's better here since all the genetically inferior weebshit crew is in that other thread

slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>Winston blue
Cancer.

the shop ran out of blue camels. the other option was chesterfield

no Marlboro Gold?

>not picking chesterfield

i don't like marlboros other than the red one tbf

that's what i usually go for when camels are out, but today i thought i'll grab a pack on winnies ;)

this thread is as slow as Estonia lol

Don't make the bullying

Your average developer.

>because I'm very involved in the project
get some intimate life, m8.

wow, such original joke. are you of the intelligentsija?

ew, I do smoke btw

I like bullying Estonian qties
I would like to play a prank on that qt anime poster from Estonia

it says that with every 15 smoked cigs there's an error introduced to your dna

interesting. how do they know this?

Being a corporate slave isn't a bad life. Pic is my motto.

very inspirational

>Iga 15 sigaretiga tekib sinu geenides viga
Taun meem. Geenivigu tekib sitaks rakkude paljunemisel. Enamjaolt aga parandatakse need vead keha poolt nkn ära.

Suitsetamine on ainult üks väga-väga paljudest asjadest, mis geenivigu tekitavad. Pmst võiks öelda, et elamine tekitab geenivigu - kõik mida sa sööd, jood , sisse hingad jne. tekitavad neid. Enamik geenivigadest on aga pärilikud.

>to your dna
Gene, not DNA.

kuidas nii saab öelda, et tegu on vigadega. võibolla tekitab iga 15. suits mingi positiivse muutuse. ehk pmst suitsetajad veavad evolutsiooni

No pmst ikkagi on viga kui asi ei tööta nii, nagu algselt peaks. Aga samas on sul ka õigus - iga viga ei pruugi olla negatiivne.

I am awake

Stop doing that

Morning, lad. How well did you sleep?

I wish I could
Pretty shitty, but at least I have a thermos of coffee to get me through the morning

nerd

That's bad. What kind of coffee do you drink?

No bully please :(

Do you put the thermos by your bed so you can have it first thing?

...

You're so cute, I would like to bully you, make you cry and then comfort you 2bh

Black coffee
That's a good idea, but no I quickly make it before I leave
;(

I don't think you can make me cry. But I like how you are honest about what you aret hinking about.

>Black coffee
Bestest. I kinda hoped that you drink black coffee like me.
Off to work/school now?

just joking, huh
> I don't think you can make me cry.
Why?
Yes, I like you so I wouldn't lie to you

Are you in the bus haha busboi loves his bus

*are thinking

>Why?
I just don't cry. I think it's a cultural thing. Estonians don't usually express their feelings very openly.

>Yes, I like you so I wouldn't lie to you
It's not lying... it's just that I am not used to people being that straightforward about how they feel.

Good taste, nothing ruins coffee more than milk and now I'm off to class
Yes I do appreciate Good public transport, but no I am not currently on the bus

Well, I rarely cry too because I have no reasons to do it (only sometimes when I complete some sad game or finish some sad anime)
Oh, I see. Sorry then
(saved that gif of yours)

What do you study faggot

>nothing ruins coffee more than milk
True

>and now I'm off to class
Hope you have a good day, user

>only sometimes when I complete some sad game or finish some sad anime
I kinda have this sad moments when I'm like almost crying, but without tears.

>Sorry then
For what?

for being too straighforward

IT
Hope you have a good day too

Also nice dubs both of you

hope you won't get bullied on your way too school

>for being too straighforward
It's ok

>Hope you have a good day too
Thanks

My computer is frozen can you fix it

Mugi is cute as well

YES SHE IS!!

Me too
Try taking it out of the fridge :^)

Yes
(sup Mugi)

ok but my firewall was overheating before i put it in there

What's up guys?

They're supposed to do that, just keep a fire extinguisher nearby
Not much

Going to bed desu. Goodnight.

See you tomorrow I guess :3

Thanks, your course is worthwhile would hire/10

Goodnight sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

Sounds full on.

Good night

Good morning. Doing a sickie today.

Have a good sleep

Why are the people who do the best in timed essays usually only just above-average in intelligence? Every real smartfag I know isn't very good at timed essays.

Don't you have a few days off on sick leave?

Not if it's volunteer work.

I don't know how to answer your question because I am very dumb.

Just don't show up lol